00:00Dinner's ready.
00:01Mom?
00:02Mom?
00:03Maybel, dump me.
00:04I need a cinnamon roll.
00:07Why does Saint Nick get all the credit?
00:10Moms do all the work.
00:12Mom?
00:13My girlfriend is vegan.
00:15We're eating sirloin.
00:17The annual holiday mom contest is upon us.
00:20The kids haven't mentioned the Zazzy Contest, have they?
00:24Your kids have to submit you.
00:25Did you tell them to submit you?
00:27I definitely did.
00:29Okay kids, did anyone find the elf on the shelf?
00:36We're going to be late for the dance show.
00:38You don't want to get left behind.
00:40Ready, ready, ready, ready.
00:41Let's go guys, the first car already left.
00:45Hello?
00:46Where is mom?
00:4735 years of marriage and I have never lost your mother, not once.
00:52Mom's closed up shop.
00:53Peace out y'all.
00:56So let me see if I got this straight.
00:58A grown woman got in her car with luggage and drove away from you.
01:04Hey!
01:05No!
01:06Stop!
01:06Yep, that's what happened.
01:08What's your deal, lady?
01:10You're on some crazy cross-country journey to Christmas.
01:14It's the holiday mom contest!
01:17Shake, shake, shake.
01:19Oh my god, that's mom.
01:21I told her not to go off those hormones.
01:25Everybody just stay cool, calm.
01:27And what the hell am I talking about?
01:30I can't do anything without your mother.
01:32Let's all just take a deep breath and go to a happy place.
01:35I'm going to the bar.
01:37You want to fight?
01:38Bustin' or ketchup!
01:41So how did you get here?
01:43I just got in my car and said...
01:45Oh my god!
01:47I can't decide if she's an icon or a train wreck.
01:49Icon.
01:57You know what my husband got me last year?
01:59An upholstery cleaner!
02:01Yeah.
02:01Oh, my daughter made me pancakes.
02:03Oh, well that's sweet.
02:04I hate pancakes.
02:05And she knows that.
02:09I miss my mom so much.
02:11I really wish...
02:13I just said those three little words that mean so much to moms.
02:17I love you.
02:18Can I help?
02:20Oh.
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