00:07This house is 8 million dollars.
00:11The house is not worth 8 million.
00:12And you'll get hit by a bus if the driver does what he's paid to do.
00:16Whoa.
00:17There are a million reasons not to like Oren Little.
00:20Touch my car and I'll have you speak.
00:22Neuter.
00:23For peace sakes, cut their hair.
00:24Is what you're gonna say really worth what I'm about to say back?
00:28Just ask everyone.
00:29Complain to the manager.
00:31We have.
00:31Well, did she happen to mention that I own this building?
00:36He's a little insensitive.
00:38I'm 65.
00:39I have sold houses older than you, all right?
00:42In a lot worse condition.
00:44That makes me feel good.
00:47It's a compliment.
00:48A little rude.
00:49I messed up.
00:50I need a woman's perspective and you're the closest thing to it.
00:53You always could charm me.
00:56And a real.
00:57Oh, no.
00:57No, no.
01:00You're unbelievable.
01:01Bingo.
01:02This summer.
01:03I need you to take care of my daughter while I'm gone.
01:05What's going on?
01:06It's my son.
01:06Wait, who's that?
01:07It's my granddaughter.
01:08She's probably Guatemalan.
01:10He had sex with the maid once.
01:11From the director of the bucket list.
01:13Would you like to do this yourself?
01:15Only if you do it wrong.
01:16I'm gonna make someone a great wife someday.
01:18And when Harry met Sally, comes a comedy.
01:20Take that box, put it on that box, it's on that box.
01:23Are you a hoarder?
01:25About friendship.
01:26I'm the only friend you've got.
01:27Might have found somebody else who likes me so you can die now.
01:31Family.
01:31Now, what is your favorite color for your room?
01:34Purple.
01:35No, that's no good.
01:36That's bad for rentals.
01:37And the little things that bring us all together.
01:40Last time I had sex, I tore my ACL.
01:42Is this some pathetic attempt at flirtation?
01:45Well, when you put it that way, uh...
01:47Michael Douglas
01:49Diane Keaton
01:54Ma'am, there's no smoking in here?
01:55Good.
01:56You're too young to smoke.
02:02Ta-da!
02:03And so it goes.
02:05What are you doing?
02:06I think my baby...
02:07Oh, you can't do that!
02:08Of course not up to me!
02:10See, this is what happens when you have sex.
02:14I can make anybody cry, huh?
02:17I can make anybody cry, huh?
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