00:10In 1560, Nostradamus predicted it.
00:16In 1639, Galileo envisioned it.
00:24In 1951, Albert Einstein proved it was possible.
00:31In 2010, four brilliant minds will finally master the space-time continuum.
00:39Holy shit.
00:43Do I really gotta be the asshole that says we got in this thing and went back in time?
00:50It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.
00:57That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my fucking life.
01:02Ever!
01:03This is scientifically possible.
01:05Oh, tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
01:08I will, because I write Stargate fan fiction.
01:11This is my bread and butter, man.
01:12Oh my god, I seriously almost passed out.
01:16You're such a dork.
01:17Hot tub time machine, based on the incredible true story.
01:22Time isn't linear, we just perceive it that way.
01:25Like the Terminator.
01:26The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor so that John Connor could never be born.
01:31But if John Connor don't send Michael B. back to protect her, then they never fuck.
01:36And John Connor ain't born in the first place.
01:38Yeah.
01:39That checks out.
01:40Right, that's good.
01:40Yeah.
01:41We're stuck in the 80s.
01:42How am I supposed to get a job?
01:43Room theater is everywhere.
01:45This February.
01:46We're stuck in the 80s.
01:47We're stuck in the 80s.
01:49We're stuck in the 80s.
01:50We're stuck in the 80s.
01:50We're stuck in the 80s.
01:50We're stuck in the 80s.
01:50We're stuck in the 80s.
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