00:011, 2, 3, 4!
00:03This is Scott Pilgrim's precious little life.
00:06Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
00:08Yeah. Wait, what?
00:10He's a rocker.
00:11Oh my God!
00:13A slacker.
00:18And a lover.
00:20Is Scott here?
00:21Uh, you know what? He just left.
00:24Really?
00:25Yeah.
00:27Now, one mystery girl.
00:29You know this one girl with hair like this?
00:30Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
00:31Somebody said she was going to be here tonight, actually.
00:35We'll make him.
00:36So this is a date, eh?
00:37Did I say date?
00:38Slip the tongue.
00:39Tongue.
00:40A fighter.
00:42Mr. Pilgrim!
00:44I'm Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.
00:48Wait!
00:48We're fighting over Ramona?
00:50Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
00:52I skimmed it.
00:54Mm-mm.
00:56What was all that about?
00:58If we're going to date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
01:02Your seven evil ex-boyfriend?
01:04Seven evil exes, yes.
01:05I'm talking to you, Scott Pilgrim!
01:07And I have to defeat your seven evil exes?
01:09Pretty much.
01:12What's up?
01:13How's life?
01:13He seems nice.
01:18Boom!
01:20If she's the girl of your dreams, then you have to let her know.
01:23Step up your game, Scott.
01:24Break out the L word.
01:26Lesbian?
01:26The other L word.
01:28Lesbians?
01:32What are you doing?
01:33Getting a life.
01:36You all have baggage.
01:38My baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.
01:41You punched me in the boob.
01:43Prepare to die, obviously.
01:48You want to fight me for her?
01:50Why on earth would you want to do that?
01:52Because I'm in love with her.
02:01That was epic.
02:04I dislike you, capisce?
02:06Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
02:07What?
02:08Because you'll be dust by Monday.
02:09Um.
02:09Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds.
02:11And the cleaning lady, she cleans up.
02:13Dust.
02:14She dusts.
02:17And the cleaning lady, she cleans up.
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