00:01You know, people say that actors lie for a living, but this is living a lie.
00:09Okay, Rob, when you're ready.
00:11Get ready, camera two.
00:17Oh, Jesus. Whoa.
00:19His head looks like somebody's taint.
00:20You barely look different. Thanks, man.
00:25We've been together for a thousand episodes!
00:28Oh, damn!
00:29Congratulations on a thousand hours of being a massive sellout.
00:32What do you mean?
00:33Welcome to Flavortown, bitches.
00:35Keep ruining America. You're the worst.
00:37He's peanut butter and jealous.
00:39What is there to be jealous of?
00:40They hate us because they ain't us.
00:42They don't hate us because they ain't us.
00:43They hate us because they ain't us.
00:44Stop saying that.
00:46Haters gonna hate and ainers gonna ain't.
00:49That is not an actual thing people say.
00:52Every night, millions of people watch our show.
00:54I just want to cover actual news, not Nicki Minaj's vagina flopping out at the Grammys.
00:59You don't like that brown sugar?
01:00It has nothing to do with brown sugar.
01:02Aaron, look at this.
01:03Kim Jong-un wants to do an interview with Dave Skylark?
01:05He's a fan!
01:06Look at him!
01:07If that ain't a real story, what is?
01:09Okay, let's do it.
01:10We're going to North Korea!
01:19Mr. Rappaport, I'm Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence.
01:23You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim.
01:26We got the interview!
01:28The CIA would love it if you could take him out.
01:32Hmm?
01:33Take him out.
01:34Like for drinks?
01:35Like to dinner?
01:36Take him out in the town?
01:36No, uh, take him out.
01:39You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
01:41Yes.
01:42What?
01:43Bring your mom!
01:44Wow, anti-core!
01:46Hello, North Korea!
01:49Preceding the interview, you will shake Kim's hand with a fatal dose of poison.
01:53It is critical that you touch nothing.
01:56Hey-hoo!
01:57Ah!
01:57Ah!
01:58I think there's a 0% chance of this working.
02:00Is it on my ass?
02:01I sat on it.
02:10You have to secure the payload.
02:12What do I do with it?
02:13What do I do with it?
02:13There are people coming.
02:14Where do I hide it?
02:17What if you hide it in your butt?
02:18I don't want to stick it in my ass.
02:20You got to put it in your butt right now.
02:21It's a little big.
02:22They are closing in on you.
02:26The package is secure.
02:28Bring your mind!
02:33Let's go.
02:36Grazie a tutti
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