00:01Hello, who dis?
00:02This is the Secretary of Communication for North Korea.
00:05Our Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is interested in doing an interview with Dave Skylark.
00:09Oh my god.
00:10We will meet 50 kilometers west of Deng Dong, northeastern China.
00:13Did you just say China?
00:14And did you just say Dong?
00:17Three weeks from tonight, I will be traveling to Pongang, North Korea
00:22to interview President Kim Jong-un.
00:31Mr. Rappaport, I'm Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence.
00:35You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim,
00:38and the CIA would love it if you could take him out.
00:42Hmm?
00:43Take him out.
00:44For coffee?
00:45Dinner.
00:45For kimchi?
00:46No, uh, take him out.
00:48You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
00:50Yes.
00:51What?
00:55Hello, North Korea!
00:58I've watched every episode of your show in preparation for this interview.
01:02I particularly enjoyed the Miley Cyrus chemical episode.
01:06Wow.
01:07Very deep.
01:08Very deep.
01:09Yes, she has quite a hearty moose knuckle.
01:13Gentlemen, you are entering into the most dangerous country on earth.
01:17Please remember Kim Jong-un is a master manipulator.
01:21I have a gift for you.
01:22Oh, oh, this dog is killing me with cuteness.
01:26He's a crazy Q.
01:31I just wish we had an escape plan.
01:33Why don't we go to Japan?
01:34Well, because it's across the sea of Japan.
01:36Why don't we swim?
01:36You can't swim that.
01:37Oh, I'm a good swimmer.
01:38It's really, really far.
01:39People have done it.
01:40Nope.
01:40Yep, Michael Phelps did it.
01:41That's not true.
01:49Nice tank.
01:50Is that real?
01:51It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin.
01:54In my country, it's pronounced Stallone.
01:59You have a sound system in here?
02:00Oh, no, no, no.
02:01Don't, don't, don't touch.
02:04Katy Perry?
02:05I've never heard this before in my life.
02:07I love Katy Perry.
02:08Really?
02:08And she's here across the sky.
02:10Sky.
02:11Sky.
02:12Sky.
02:17I spent a lot of time with Kim, and I think he's not a bad guy.
02:20You cannot pull out of this.
02:21I'm pulling out.
02:22You're way too deep to pull out.
02:23I'm pulling out.
02:24No, we are not.
02:24You are leaving it in.
02:25I've been pulling out for years, son.
02:31I'm pulling out for years, son.
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