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00:25You guys can stick around
00:28good evening everyone so Jill Biden is writing a memoir about her years in the White House while Joe Biden
00:35is writing a memoir about his years in the outhouse speaking of books amid criticism of her taxpayer funded security
00:44Kamala Harris canceled her California book tour which means now that she's home Doug has also canceled his nanny tryouts
00:54nanny tryouts reports say Iran's new supreme leader hasn't been seen in days so they're making do with a cardboard
01:01replica
01:04do not laugh we did the same thing for four years
01:16apparently replacing the previously deposed Ayatollah as a supreme leader will be his impotent son upsetting his other sons who
01:26can get boners
01:30really him a man is under arrest after crashing his vehicle into a security barrier at the White House
01:37CNN is speculating that the man really hates security barriers
01:46yesterday an earthquake rattled Westchester County New York the tremors were so powerful
01:51they actually knocked Bill onto Hillary
02:00an app
02:02that helps men stop masturbating
02:05has exposed the data
02:07of its thousands of users
02:10the app is called quitter and the way it works is you press it and this picture shows up
02:24Uber just announced a new feature that allows women to request a female driver
02:29the cars come with extra seatbelts and a helmet
02:37more college students are claiming disabilities to get more time on exams
02:42that reminds me of the time I faked blindness in art class
02:46so I could feel that model's butt
02:53finally a 50-year-old kickboxer became the first person in the UK to pull a car
02:59using just his testicles
03:03yeah he plans to pull a truck
03:05once it gets warmer out
03:10all right
03:12so this week CNN once left
03:16once again left the realm of news coverage
03:18for the magical land of make-believe
03:21this time waving their flaccid wands over a terror attack
03:25featuring homemade bombs shouts of Allah Akbar
03:28and two suspects who say they did it to impress the goat bangers at ISIS
03:33enough details for the story of the year you'd think
03:36but not for CNN
03:37they decided the terror and mayhem wasn't the real story
03:41and this was their tweet
03:43quote two PA teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning
03:48for what could have been a normal day enjoying the city
03:50during abnormally warm weather
03:52but their lives would drastically change
03:54as the pair would be arrested for throwing homemade bombs
03:57during an anti-Muslim protest outside of Mayor Mumdani's home
04:01that's not satire
04:02that's CNN describing terrorism like the opening scene of a John Hughes movie
04:07call it Ferris Ibrahim's day off
04:12CNN was right
04:13little did they know their lives were about to change
04:15because they brought nail bombs
04:17thank God they didn't go off
04:19otherwise a lot more lives would have changed
04:21and CNN would be at the hospital asking victims
04:24hey how about this weather
04:26but notice the framing
04:28the instinct that says
04:29before we tell the public what happened
04:31we have to shape how they feel about it
04:34like the terrorism just happened to the terrorist
04:37they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time
04:40accidentally wandering into a protest
04:42and as luck would happen
04:43they just happened to be carrying homemade IEDs
04:45what a coincidence
04:46maybe they're the real victims
04:48and it's not just CNN's BS tweets
04:51it's their BS anchors too
04:53two Republicans say Muslims don't belong here
04:57after an attempted terror attack
04:59against New York's Mayor Zoran Mamdani
05:02and the House Speaker Mike Johnson
05:04says nothing really to condemn those comments
05:06an attack on mom Donnie
05:10Abby later apologized
05:11saying her wording was inaccurate
05:13and she didn't catch it ahead of time
05:15but I get it
05:16she's so busy creating news
05:18she doesn't have time to follow it
05:20but it makes you wonder
05:21who exactly is CNN's audience
05:23it can't be hard for them to figure it out
05:25it's like 31 people
05:27but it's not the bystanders
05:29who dodged the Boston Marathon bombing
05:31or innocent New Yorkers
05:33who'd rather not get blown to bits
05:34and not this guy
05:36who vaulted the protest barriers
05:38and chased down one of these mutts
05:40after he tossed a bomb at him
05:41because somebody in that newsroom
05:43decided the story needed a rewrite
05:45to help the bomb throwers
05:47making it into an episode of Friends
05:50you know the one where Phoebe's
05:52new Muslim boyfriend plays a prank
05:53by hiding a pipe bomb in Central Perk
05:56R.I.P. Ross
05:59hell if 9-11 happened today
06:01CNN would describe it as
06:02a gorgeous September day
06:03ruined by raining pieces of skyscraper
06:06but journalists don't do this by accident
06:09so who did they think would buy this
06:12the activists on Blue Sky
06:14who think terror is just a lifestyle choice
06:16the deputy mayor Brad Lander
06:18who blamed Islamophobia
06:20maybe a New York mayor
06:21who put the whole thing down to white supremacy
06:23then safely enjoyed dinner
06:25with the local Hamas booster club
06:27and this after defending people
06:29chucking snowballs at cops
06:31following the blowback
06:33CNN deleted the tweet
06:34saying it breached editorial standards
06:36but CNN saying they have editorial standards
06:39is like the Waffle House
06:41saying it has a dress code
06:44so here's the bigger story
06:45the old media ecosystem
06:47is collapsing like a presidential palace
06:50in Tehran
06:50when CNN was the gatekeeper
06:53no one could challenge the narrative
06:54they wrote the story
06:56Anderson put on his apron
06:58and served it to the public
07:00but now we're quickly blowing holes in it
07:03like Bud Light cans
07:04stacked in Kid Rock's backyard
07:06and you can thank Musk
07:08for buying Twitter
07:09remember the old line
07:10a lie can travel
07:11halfway around the world
07:12while the truth
07:13is still putting on its boots
07:15now the lie
07:16barely gets out of bed
07:17before we put a boot
07:19up its ass
07:20let's welcome
07:21tonight
07:22yeah
07:27she can do play-by-play
07:29while huffing Ben Gave
07:30Republican Minnesota
07:31candidate Michelle Tapoya
07:35he looks like the guy
07:37who smoked cigarettes
07:38he found on the street
07:39comedian Jim Florentine
07:43you can recognize her nanny
07:45by the ankle monitor
07:47New York Times best-selling author
07:48and Fox News contributor
07:49catch him
07:52and at the gym
07:54he always does
07:55three sets of old ladies
07:56for NWM, MTV, NWM, TV, NWM
07:59for the podcast
07:59signing off
08:05Michelle you know what kills me
08:06about the CNN stuff
08:09the Abby Phillips stuff
08:10is that when
08:11any time
08:12anyone tries to correct her
08:14she interrupts them
08:15she will like
08:16let's say
08:16let's say one panelist
08:17will say something wrong
08:18and another panelist
08:19will come in
08:19she interrupts them
08:20but she couldn't do it
08:21this time
08:22No, no, and you can't, you also can't interrupt a post like they put out, you know what I mean?
08:27You know, Greg, remember when the question was being asked, what is a woman?
08:31Yeah.
08:31Now I think we have to ask CNN, what is a teenager?
08:35Because these two jackasses who threw these bombs were 18 and 19 years old.
08:40Those are legal adults, not teenagers.
08:43I tell the police this all the time.
08:46So I'm a fierce defender of obviously the First Amendment, but journalism is supposed to have standards.
08:52And headlines are, like you said, they're often framing things.
08:56But they're also often the only thing people read.
08:59The headline or the tweet or whatever.
09:02And it's clickbait.
09:03So this one was written by a Berkeley grad.
09:07Aren't you proud?
09:08Yeah.
09:08Her name, Taylor Romine or Romine, 2016 out of Cal.
09:12She's also a Columbia grad, I guess a journalism grad.
09:15She works for CNN in Los Angeles.
09:18So she's not even here in New York covering the story.
09:20Now, you and I both got our undergraduate degrees from Cal.
09:24I sent mine back because of stuff like this.
09:29They are intolerant of diverse opinions.
09:31They were sued in 2016 for banning conservative speakers.
09:35They were sued again at the university in 2023 because of longstanding unchecked spread on anti-Semitism on campus.
09:44Because journalists are not really being trained.
09:48They're being produced as activists.
09:50And this young woman represents that.
09:53So I just got to ask, how is it, why is it so difficult just to present facts, tell them
10:01clearly, and tell the story?
10:02I mean, that is her job.
10:04That was her job.
10:05She kind of reminds me of the Bud Light woman who had the idea about, you know, let's have Dylan
10:11Mulvaney.
10:12This could be a career ender for her.
10:14You know, speaking of career ending, you're no stranger to bombing on stage.
10:22Wow, you have fans here.
10:24I did not write that question.
10:28Jim, remember the old days?
10:30Let's go back 20 years.
10:32Those guys would have been shot right then and there.
10:34Because, like, you see a guy throw a bomb, you'd pull out a gun, you'd blow their brains out.
10:37You can't do that now because then you would be investigated.
10:40What do you make of this whole thing?
10:42Well, first of all, they're from Newtown, Pennsylvania, which I'm playing there this weekend, so I guess they're not coming
10:47to my show.
10:48So I've got to take them off the guest list now.
10:52You've got to bring it up.
10:53I am going to bring it up, absolutely.
10:55Yeah, they're going to love that.
10:57They will.
10:57It'll be a good icebreaker.
11:01But I like how they started the thing off, a normal day in New York City.
11:05Really, a normal day is like walking over homeless people on the sidewalk, someone going to their bathroom in the
11:10street,
11:10eat a $40 cheeseburger, and then at the end of the day, you get pushed off a subway platform by
11:15a guy holding a machete.
11:17That's a normal day.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Actually, no one has said that, that you could actually argue that a normal day is worse than what happens.
11:24Yeah, it's worse pretty much.
11:27This was a calmer day.
11:29And if they drove it, they got the congestion tax, too, so it's $30 to go through the tunnel.
11:34Yes.
11:35That's very funny.
11:36They should hire CNN writers to, like, deliver bad news to people like this.
11:40Yes.
11:41You know, like someone's father dies.
11:42They email a family, you know, on a beautiful, sunny morning at the nursing home.
11:47You know, Greg Smith started out great, but then all of a sudden you took an unexpected ride in an
11:52ambulance to the ER.
11:55I would like that better.
11:56Like, all right, at least it was a nice ambulance.
12:01Kat, you know, if there had been no outcry, I don't think CNN would have even noticed they did something
12:06wrong.
12:07They definitely would have retracted it.
12:09Do you think they're kind of, like, at this point, a zombie network?
12:12Like, I don't know.
12:13They exist for us to make fun of them.
12:16It is funny, though.
12:17You see that and you're like, oh, boy.
12:19Right.
12:19And you wonder how they may have tweeted about other historical tragedies.
12:23Yes.
12:24Like, on 9-11, they'd be like, he boarded a plane for what could have been a normal flight out
12:29of Boston in mild weather.
12:30Yes.
12:46Like, it could have been, except for the mass suicide.
12:51Everything could have been.
12:52Yeah, like, yeah, their days would have been different if they didn't throw bombs.
12:57But the thing about that is the bombs are the key part of the story.
13:02Yes.
13:03A day is always different than a day without bombs.
13:07If there are bombs.
13:09Yes.
13:10And, you know, Tyrus, the other, the point that could have been part, CNN didn't even factor that it could
13:17have been worse.
13:18People could have died.
13:19Like, they said it could have been a nice day, but it could have been worse.
13:22Then what would you have written?
13:23Well, there could have been as different.
13:24There could have been, it could have been, but white people made this happen.
13:28Yes.
13:29So, you know, and you can, you can use that in every aspect of your life.
13:33Like, what could have been three beautiful children from one uterus ended up being three different uteruses with three different
13:42children.
13:442011, Tyrus.
13:47But having said that, I'm also at the same time, we have to start taking responsibility for always letting them
13:53off the hook.
13:54Even this, CNN downplays New York's ISIS inspired attack.
13:59We have to start, but the person reporting it always gets off the hook.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Because if that was you, you would be called an ISIS sympathizer, you'd be a supporter of terrorism, and it
14:11may never, ever get anyone to call them out.
14:15You can't, you can't get a retraction.
14:17You can't take that back.
14:18You supported terrorism, period.
14:22You tried to blame it on white people.
14:24So, how can you retract that?
14:27There is no retract.
14:28It's, this is the same, and for whatever reason, white Americans keep allowing this to happen.
14:35Emmett Teal, when he was murdered, the media in Alabama, they didn't talk about the murderers.
14:41They talked about him.
14:43And they're forever known as, what, racist, it's a horrible time, et cetera, et cetera.
14:47They weren't allowed at a retraction.
14:49That is them for the rest of the, we need to start, these people who want to go in bed
14:54and support the other side, we need to let everyone know who they are.
14:58Yeah.
14:58She supports, she didn't support America in that statement.
15:01She was trying to protect their narrative.
15:03That is more important than American safety, and why we let them get away with it is beyond me.
15:09I'm just going to, I'm going to work.
15:13I'm going to start, I'm going to start working on my Abby Phillip impression.
15:19Oh, just talk through your nose.
15:22Guys, I don't know why you said what you said.
15:25When I first saw it.
15:26Quiet, Jennings.
15:27I thought it was a joke the first time I saw it.
15:29I was like, oh, that's a good one.
15:30Then I was like, oh, no, it's real.
15:32She's like, hold on, hold on, Scott.
15:35Everything you said is right, but you're making the side I agree with look stupid.
15:40That was a terrible impression.
15:44I liked it.
15:45Hey!
15:47They're heckling me on my own show.
15:50All right, up next, NBA dunks on strippers.
16:01NBA strip club night axed.
16:04Tyrus, I go to you first for no reason at all.
16:08The NBA canceled the Atlantic Hawks Magic City Monday event, a pregame celebration in conjunction with the epic titty bar,
16:15which you can say, in conjunction with the team.
16:18It was supposed to happen next week, Commissioner Adam Silver stepped in and says it's the right decision for the
16:24broader NBA community.
16:25We told you last week about this.
16:28There wasn't going to be any naked breasts or bare butts.
16:30This is going to be chicken wings and music, but that wasn't enough to save the event.
16:34How are you taking this?
16:37Oh, man, I'm the outrage.
16:40Oh!
16:42Strippers are being marginalized.
16:43Well, it wasn't about strippers, Greg, and that's the false narrative.
16:47That's fake news right there.
16:47It was about chicken wings.
16:49It was about chicken.
16:50It was about eating a bird.
16:52And apparently, when your team's the Hawks, they have a problem with bird eating.
16:57If that's the message, if we're going to make it about sports, great.
17:02No problem.
17:02No magic night.
17:03No drag night.
17:04No this night.
17:06No pride night.
17:07No Tyrus is cool night.
17:08No Star Wars night.
17:09Just the night is to watch the NBA.
17:11Yes.
17:12Enjoy and move.
17:13And I think if that's the presence they're setting, great.
17:15Because then it's just, you're there for one reason.
17:18The game.
17:18You know what the WNBA should do?
17:20They should have a basketball night.
17:23Oh!
17:24That was a good joke.
17:25That was kind of mean.
17:27That was good.
17:29Very proud of that one.
17:30Jim, have you ever dated a stripper?
17:32No, wait.
17:32Have you ever not dated a stripper?
17:35I married one.
17:36Please.
17:38Something.
17:39That's true.
17:39Yeah, I have.
17:40But that was the one.
17:42I had a baby with one if it makes you feel better.
17:43What's that?
17:43I had a baby with one.
17:45Worst day shift ever.
17:51He's not sure if he should laugh or not.
17:53No, I was thinking about that.
17:55Yeah, it would be a bad day.
17:56Yeah.
17:56Yeah.
17:58Go for a lap dancing.
17:59Well.
18:00There you go.
18:01Jim.
18:02Focus.
18:04Focus.
18:04We're in the present.
18:05I just didn't have a baby with one.
18:07That's why it threw me off for a second.
18:10But this is the one game I was going to go to with basketball this year.
18:15But, you know, it was one guy that complained.
18:17Like, this one NBA player on another team, he's a Christian.
18:19Yeah.
18:20And he wrote a big blog about it.
18:21And that started the whole thing.
18:22We always know that one guy, right?
18:24Yes.
18:25Because he's hand-packed.
18:26And he's like, oh, look, all the guys are going to the strip club.
18:28I don't want to go with them.
18:29So he sorted all this stuff.
18:30Yes.
18:31Oh, but he, can I say what he said?
18:33What?
18:34Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
18:35Do we care what, yeah.
18:36He's a grown man.
18:37What do we care?
18:38And we know he didn't say it.
18:39His wife said it.
18:40Yeah, his wife.
18:40Oh, you got it.
18:41All the way from San Antonio.
18:43Does it have any agency over what he says?
18:45You're just going to blame it on the wife?
18:47Yes.
18:48Yes.
18:48We're blaming it on the wife.
18:49Yes.
18:50He said, and I think this, he said, regardless of how a woman finds-
18:54First of all, regardless, men never say regardless.
18:56Go ahead.
18:56Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:58It's not even a real word.
18:59Yeah.
18:59And if he says, imagine in there, even further.
19:03Well, let us look.
19:04Look, regardless of how a woman finds her way into the adult entertainment industry, many
19:08in this space experience abuse, harassment, and violence, to which they should never be
19:13subjected.
19:15Tyrus.
19:15Okay.
19:16Yeah.
19:16Okay.
19:16That's a man's statement right there.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Oh, yeah.
19:21Subjected?
19:23Okay.
19:24Yeah.
19:24Meanwhile, Li Anbi has no problem taking money from communist China.
19:27Yes.
19:27Yeah.
19:28And they got the sweatshops with the kids making the sneakers.
19:30So they could sell for $300.
19:31I agree with you there.
19:32I agree with you there on all of that.
19:34Here's the thing.
19:35The NBA is supposed to be family entertainment, right?
19:38Now, all these-
19:39Strippers have family.
19:40I mean, they don't talk to them.
19:42Tyrus.
19:42Tyrus is a-
19:48Listen, this is not-
19:49This is about the NBA as a league.
19:52I covered this league for many, many years, and they want to keep this a family bit of
19:58entertainment.
19:59Wait.
19:59No, don't tell me that there weren't going to be strippers there.
20:02No, but that's exactly why the strippers deserve so much credit, because of course this was
20:08going to be an issue.
20:09Of course people were going to complain, and they were never going to go through with this.
20:12However, these strippers were still able to convince the literal NBA that this was a
20:17great idea.
20:18They convinced one team.
20:19I never want to hear that they're not real businesswomen ever again.
20:24I know so many white-collar guys in suits that could not make a deal like this and actually
20:31get the sign on the dotted line.
20:34Of course people were going to be like stripper night at a basketball game is ridiculous.
20:38But no, they got it over the line.
20:40Great press for them.
20:41I've never heard of this place.
20:43Now I'm thinking of having my...
20:45Bar mitzvah?
20:46Yes.
20:47My bar mitzvah.
20:48Yeah, the baby's christening.
20:50Yes.
20:52Don't have a baby shower.
20:54It's weird.
20:55It's not like the strippers were going to play.
20:57It's not like, oh, coming in for Jalen Johnson is destiny.
21:01But would you not watch that?
21:04Each team gets one stripper.
21:07So they cancel each other out.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:11Instead, NBA stands for no boobs allowed.
21:17That was fun.
21:19A little fire and ice going on.
21:21That was a strip duo I used to remember.
21:24Oh, what am I doing?
21:26Up next, Uber for broads.
21:37Uber launches all-chick joyride.
21:40Oh, Kat, you're going to love this.
21:41Uber's new women-only feature has gone nationwide finally.
21:45Now women riders and drivers can choose to be matched with other women for trips.
21:50It's an expansion of their pilot program.
21:52Not the pilot that does a plane.
21:54It's like the first pilot is the thing.
21:56It's designed to address safety concerns.
21:59Are you excited by this?
22:01Do you want a female driver?
22:02No, I just wish you could filter for other things, like, does the car smell like...
22:06Yeah.
22:11But, like, it could be a match.
22:12I would agree to not smell like... also.
22:14Yes.
22:16I could see this being especially...
22:18I don't think most women are going to use it, because you just want to get out of the place
22:22faster and you don't want to wait extra time.
22:24But if I were a female Uber driver, I would want to use this, because if you're going to
22:30be around drunk people picking them up, drunk dudes versus drunk women, you could be, like,
22:35in a women's bathroom all the time.
22:37There's no happier place than a woman's bathroom at a bar.
22:40You walk in, and they're like, I love it.
22:43You're so beautiful.
22:44You don't need him.
22:45Like, to drive around in that environment, I might quit this job to do that.
22:50No.
22:51But then...
22:51It's amazing.
22:52I still follow girls on Instagram that I met in the women's bathroom in, like, 2016.
22:57I'm watching them get married.
22:59I'm watching them have children.
23:01And I'm like, you go, girl!
23:03But then they turn.
23:05Drunk women turn.
23:06Next thing you know, they're pulling each other's hair.
23:08I watch Instagram.
23:10Chicks fighting all the time.
23:12Jim, you know, Uber says that men cannot access women-only pools unless they set their gender
23:19to women.
23:20So they're in the same...
23:21They're going to be in the same problem.
23:23They already are.
23:23Where men can...
23:24Men who identify women, and Uber has no policy for that.
23:29Are you going to identify as a woman?
23:31Well, they probably have to go in the trunk then, if that's going to be that.
23:34I was already thinking ahead.
23:36Like, I travel a lot, so I'm going to carry a dress and a wig on me and then put
23:40it on at
23:40the airport if I need a woman to drive me, if that's only available, so...
23:44But it sounds like Uber-only for women.
23:46That sounds like a category on a porn site.
23:48Yes!
23:50Doesn't it, Michelle?
23:51Uh-huh.
23:53Sure.
23:55What do you make of this, Michelle?
23:57I thought exactly what you said.
23:59What is a woman, right?
24:00So if you change your gender to a woman on the app, that doesn't necessarily mean you're
24:05a woman, then the woman driver pulls over and goes, oh, goodness, and has to drive away.
24:10Now, there are some industries in which you should be able to request a woman, like a
24:15massage therapist or an OB-GYN or other kind of doctor or whatever.
24:20Gyvecologist?
24:21That's what an OB-GYN is.
24:26Because I would know that.
24:28Because I would know the difference.
24:29You've had enough kids.
24:30I make them.
24:31I don't show up to the appointments.
24:35You get the idea.
24:36You have to be a certain kind of business to be able to make these requests.
24:40But I don't know.
24:41We'll see.
24:42So let's say I request that my pilot be a woman, a man.
24:48You can't do that.
24:50Yeah, see?
24:51I want my pilot to be a man.
24:53You can't do that.
24:53You can do that if you want.
24:55And then maybe you just wouldn't take the soonest flight.
24:58Yeah, yeah.
24:58You can always do that.
25:00But do you have to be a certain kind of business to have access to those rules where you allow
25:05that?
25:06I'd love to watch you call an airline.
25:09I would love.
25:10Please, if you do that, let me know.
25:13I don't think I would do that.
25:16You would not.
25:17He'd send them an email.
25:18I'm just wondering, is the pilot's not a chick, is it?
25:22Tyrus, I think that, like, we called Uber and asked, like, what they would do.
25:27Is it just, is it biological, women only?
25:30They didn't get back to us.
25:31No, and I think we're missing the bigger picture here.
25:34This, this is a terrible idea.
25:37Why don't you just fire the creepy men?
25:39Yeah.
25:40Why don't you have background checks to where you don't have, like, oh, instead of men harassing women, how about
25:45you fire the ****?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Well, you know, like, a woman shouldn't have to feel, because it's basically saying we can't control our men drivers.
25:54So, get a woman.
25:56That's not an answer.
25:57And then it just sets up the women for a man who's going to go, I'm changing my sex to
26:02get in a car with a woman.
26:04Yeah.
26:04He's not really worried about the destination, is he?
26:06Yeah.
26:07This just causes more problems.
26:09Have some balls.
26:10Stop giving, make it harder to get the job.
26:12You need to drive, background checks, all those kind of things to where you have, to when someone gets in
26:18a car, they know him as a person that's not a creep, a rapist, a pervert, or whatever.
26:22So, again, this is what corporations do instead of actually doing the work.
26:26That is a really great point.
26:31Do you feel as though this also underscores this stereotype that men are the only creeps on the planet?
26:38Oh, no.
26:39But it tries to fight the stereotype that women can't drive.
26:45I said it's a stereotype.
26:47Yes.
26:48I didn't say it was true.
26:51I didn't say it wasn't not true.
26:55All right.
26:57Coming up, an actress bites the hand that feeds her.
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27:22She wants her director smeared long after the checks have cleared.
27:26Actress Rosanna Arquette, who appeared in Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction, recently criticized his frequent use of the N-word
27:34in his movies.
27:35What's that word?
27:37It's the N-word.
27:38Okay.
27:38Quote, it's not art.
27:40It's just racist and creepy, which is the same thing I said when Kill Me showed up at Kat's baby
27:45shower wearing blackface.
27:49Unbelievable.
27:50Quentin then responded with a public statement accusing Rosanna of showing a decided lack of class by disrespecting the film
27:58after being thrilled to be part of it and taking the money for her role.
28:02Of course, Tarantino movies like Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Django Unchained, featured strong black characters, while Arquette made her a
28:08whole career playing white women.
28:13Well, like a lot of deranged Hollywood libs, she'll call out other people, but she won't give back the money
28:18she made.
28:19Just think of the work she took from women of color who also haven't done for 20 years.
28:24Of course, I'll never disavow the troubling films I made in my past, mainly because you can only see them
28:29in Tijuana.
28:31Behind a curtain.
28:34Jim, you know, so Pulp Fiction was made, what, 30 years ago?
28:37Times have changed.
28:38Do you still use the N-word?
28:40Depends who's around.
28:43You know, if Tyrus is in the room, I keep it to myself.
28:47Appreciate that.
28:50What do you make, is she just mad because her career went nowhere?
28:54Yeah, I mean, obviously she read the script before she got the Pulp Fiction role, so it was in the
28:58script,
28:59and she still took the role, and she's complaining that she doesn't get residuals.
29:02She had three lines.
29:03Yeah.
29:03How much money are you going to get from three lines?
29:05Yeah, no, that's true.
29:07But she's going after them hard, you know, about the N-word.
29:10Yeah.
29:10I'm surprised Tarantino didn't call her the C-word.
29:14Check?
29:15Yeah, check, yeah.
29:17Tyrus, this makes me think, what words now will be problematic in 30 years?
29:22Like, will, like, I'll be dead, but will Kat disown this show in 2056?
29:28Probably.
29:29We'll both be underground.
29:31She's like, my back feels so much better now that I'm done carrying those two sorry asses
29:35for the last 20 years.
29:39You know, her dancing over our graves will be awkward, but we won't be there.
29:44Listen, I think it's always funny when a white person is pissed about the N-word.
29:48Yeah.
29:49But Samuel Jackson wasn't.
29:51Mm-hmm.
29:51And Samuel Jackson doesn't need work.
29:54Yeah.
29:55Samuel Jackson worked again and again, Jamie Foxx, over and over again.
30:00They made movies.
30:01They used harsh language.
30:02They did the things.
30:03And you know what?
30:03I love those movies.
30:05I don't use the N-word as much anymore because the older you get, the less you realize that,
30:09like, what that word meant.
30:11It was a brotherhood for us.
30:13And then as you get older, you realize that, like, no, we're still perpetuating our own
30:16wretchedness.
30:16So we move on from it.
30:18But the fact that she's bringing this up now would be like the person I bullied in
30:22the third grade coming on this show to confront me.
30:25The statute of limitations is gone.
30:27Yeah.
30:27I'll give you a wedgie for old time's sake and I'll take your lunch ticket.
30:33But it's not your place.
30:36Trust me, if anyone, if Samuel Jackson said, I'm not doing this movie because of this,
30:41Quentin Tarantino would have been finished.
30:43Yeah.
30:43But the line to be in a Quentin Tarantino movie is long.
30:47And I'm standing in that line.
30:48I think his stuff is brilliant.
30:49I think the way he changed, he would show you the end of the movie, the middle.
30:53It was perfectly genius.
30:54And if all you came from those movies with him is they said the N-word, those movies
30:59aren't for you to begin with.
31:00Because he brought out the worst in people in all categories.
31:05He was a terrible actor, though.
31:07But he always got killed or something.
31:08So that was nice.
31:09Yes.
31:10Yes.
31:10Django, one of my favorite movies.
31:12I enjoy that movie all the time.
31:14And when he got blown up with it.
31:15But again, that's another thing where if that's all you're focused on, you should probably
31:18look in the mirror.
31:19Because if the people who are actually offended by that don't have a problem with that,
31:22then maybe you should focus on what's really bugging you.
31:25Good point.
31:25You know, Michelle, you're seeing this a lot.
31:30People disowning the previous things they did because times have changed.
31:34Right.
31:35Like Sarah Silverman's jokes.
31:37She doesn't like the jokes she made.
31:38There's a lot of people that are now doing that.
31:41Hank Azaria from The Simpsons.
31:43Yeah.
31:43It's a trend.
31:45It's a virtue signaling trend, right?
31:47I hate the N-word, too.
31:48But I will defend any artist or writers or songwriters' ability
31:55or right to use it.
31:56And when we start stepping on that and saying you can't use that in your art,
32:01now you're stepping on free expression.
32:03I think she can say whatever the hell she wants to say about it now.
32:07Heath slapped back.
32:09Like Tyra said, if you don't want that in your movies,
32:12you're not going to go to Quentin Tarantino movies.
32:14Just don't.
32:15If you don't like it, don't go.
32:16But for her to kind of come back and do this after the fact is, again,
32:19I think it's virtue signaling.
32:21I'm going to defend free speech every single time.
32:23Mm-hmm.
32:25An N.W.A. fan over there, huh?
32:28What about you, Kat?
32:29Where do you stand on this incredibly important issue
32:32of using the N-word in a movie 30 years ago?
32:36You were only 14.
32:39Yeah, I was going to say,
32:40you're going to say that I'm older than I am.
32:42When she was, okay, so when she was talking about it,
32:45she said she hates that he gets a hall pass.
32:48Yes.
32:49And I did not think that was what a hall pass was.
32:52Yeah, yeah.
32:53Right?
32:54Yeah.
32:54Like, that's not, that's a hall pass.
32:57I thought that you can, like, sleep with someone.
32:58Someone's like, oh, my, I have my hall pass is Margot Robbie.
33:01Does that mean his wife is okay with him calling Margot Robbie the N-word?
33:05Yeah.
33:06Like, what, what, what did she get that confused?
33:08I don't know.
33:08Have you ever heard of it?
33:09No.
33:10Yeah, I don't know.
33:11She's basically saying that he is one white guy who can use the N-word.
33:15The movies are.
33:17The movies are.
33:17He doesn't use it.
33:18Yeah.
33:19You know, have you ever seen an interview?
33:20Like, yeah, I had a great movie and phenomenal.
33:26We made it so far into this segment.
33:30When I, when I put this on the outline, I'm going,
33:32how soon before Jim Florentine uses the N-word?
33:36And then you do it.
33:38I'll tell you what, man.
33:39No.
33:39Greg, Greg, you are a funny.
33:42You are funny as hell.
33:45I'm not going to say it.
33:48That's probably, that's good.
33:49Well, what's a slave owner in Django going to say, you know?
33:51Hey, you African-American.
33:53Yeah.
33:53Get your, you know, person of color over here so I can whip your ass.
33:57It is true.
33:57It's like, that's the problem.
33:58People say we swear too much on the show,
34:00but come up with a better word than the F-word.
34:03I don't think you can.
34:04It's how real people talk.
34:06Yes, exactly.
34:08Yep.
34:08And it's in the Bible.
34:12I say that because it's not.
34:14Okay.
34:15Up next, Springsteen Sticker Shock.
34:22Our favorite lesbian.
34:32Megan Rapinoe impersonator Bruce Springsteen
34:37is charging incredibly high ticket prices,
34:40outraging its fans for his anti-Trump tour.
34:43Get this, Jim.
34:44His new tour will push, it's a no kings theme.
34:48And it's aimed at Trump.
34:49And tickets are like at the base, 84,
34:52but it goes up to $3,000.
34:54And he's supposed to be a man of the people.
34:56Do you even have $84?
35:00No, I don't.
35:01Yeah.
35:02But, I mean, you know, it's no kings, right?
35:04Because he's saying Trump's a king, but he's a boss.
35:06So it's kind of the same thing.
35:08Yeah.
35:08You know, just imagine if he would have to hit this century,
35:11how much the tickets would be.
35:12Yeah.
35:20Isn't he overrated?
35:21Yes.
35:22100%.
35:23Yes.
35:23Warren Zevon, 100 times better.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Why was he so popular?
35:28I don't know.
35:29I think people are like, yay, New Jersey.
35:31I don't know.
35:31I don't get it.
35:33I've never paid to see him.
35:35I saw him once because he came out on stage
35:37when Paul McCartney was on the stage.
35:39Oh, did he ruin it?
35:40I did pay to see.
35:41Did he ruin it?
35:41We were in New Jersey, so people were really excited.
35:44Yes.
35:44But I don't get it.
35:46Like, I don't get it.
35:48People really do like it.
35:50But it is interesting how no matter what anybody says,
35:54they all behave like capitalists if they can.
35:57Absolutely.
35:57Yes.
35:58Yeah.
35:58No kings until, you know, he wants the dead presidents.
36:02See what I did there?
36:03That was good.
36:04That's why you're sitting over there.
36:05Yes.
36:06People are going to pay $3,000.
36:08Little guy in the big chair.
36:09What?
36:10People are going to pay $3,000 for a ticket so he can bitch about Trump on stage
36:14when you just go to Facebook and read your plumber do a Facebook rant about Trump.
36:18Yeah, exactly.
36:19Yeah, I wonder what he's going to say about him that's different.
36:22It's so true.
36:23Were you ever a Springsteen fan?
36:24Not really.
36:25But my sister, I have friends who just, they'll see him every single time.
36:30I don't, I'm not, I wasn't there.
36:31I don't get it.
36:32I will say this.
36:33I spent an arm and a leg to go to Hamilton.
36:36And that was just for me.
36:37For one ticket, I spent a fortune to go see that show on Broadway when it was still the
36:41original cast.
36:42My kid wanted to go see Billie Eilish and she and her friend.
36:46And they had to, the only thing they were willing to pay for were like nosebleeds.
36:49Right.
36:50Everything's expensive.
36:51But people who want to spend the money will spend the money.
36:54This is a voluntary transaction in a free market society, Greg.
36:58If I want to pay $3,000 to see Springsteen, I'm going to do it.
37:02And if I don't, I'm not going to.
37:03So what?
37:04I get the hypocrisy because, you know, man of the people and no kings and all the rest.
37:09And I wouldn't pay a dollar, frankly.
37:12I just have no interest.
37:13But it is free enterprise.
37:15I saw him in 1980.
37:18So you did see him?
37:19On the river tour and I fell asleep.
37:22Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?
37:25I was 16.
37:27I don't think I had ever had a drink then.
37:30But I fell asleep, yeah, in the Oakland Coliseum.
37:34He did like a whole like hour of ballads.
37:36Yeah.
37:37Oh, and then Sadie woke up one morning and she found out her dog was dead.
37:46And everybody knew her by the shape of her head.
37:53We're going to leave town this morning.
37:57And baby, we're not looking.
37:59I would pay $3,000 to make this talk.
38:10That did not sound at all like him.
38:12Actually, it did.
38:13Actually, it did.
38:13I think it did.
38:13Because I actually have a confession to make.
38:16So my mother was obsessed with him.
38:19And she actually got called on stage for Dancing in the Dark, right?
38:23So she did a thing.
38:24Yeah.
38:25Your mom, Courtney Cox, our cat?
38:28No, no, no.
38:29She was a real woman.
38:32And the next following year, she got tickets and didn't have anything to go with.
38:37And at 13, I had to go.
38:38Yeah.
38:39And I remember sitting there going, when is this going to be over?
38:43I was afraid I was going to go through puberty during that.
38:46I didn't like it, but I did like Clarence.
38:49And I think once Clarence was gone, he went downhill.
38:52But he's got to change.
38:53I don't understand.
38:53He's going to do a concert on stolen land in Trump's economy where there's no jobs.
38:59ISIS kidnapped.
39:00Because you literally get kidnapped on your way to concessions.
39:03So why is he not doing it for free, given how hard it is for everyone under this Trump regime?
39:09Yes.
39:09Where are they getting the money?
39:10Because he's full of s**t.
39:12Yeah.
39:12They all are.
39:14And the one thing, and he should change his songs.
39:17If he wants to get people to pay, try songs that more fit his new look, like Come to My
39:21Window.
39:22Yeah.
39:25All right.
39:25That was enjoyable.
39:27Don't go away.
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