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Emmerdale Full Episode | Sunday 7th June
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00:27Ah,
00:28Ah, 21.
00:30Did that even happen?
00:32Yeah, and I thought I'd be all dull and settled by now,
00:35but, oh, no, starting over.
00:38I'm going to miss you when you go.
00:41What do you think?
00:42Yeah, I think she's either going to be totally mortified
00:45or she's just going to crack on and divorce you.
00:47Ha! Joking!
00:48Let me help you out.
00:50We need one over here.
00:51Same again, please, Bob.
00:58Oh, how beautiful.
01:00Mother and child.
01:01Oh, please, shut up.
01:02Your granddaughter's big day.
01:04And yours.
01:05These birthday parties, they can cost so much.
01:10Jacob, I've just remembered something.
01:12I've totally forgot.
01:13I've got to take Moses to football, but I'll come back in a bit, OK?
01:15It won't be long.
01:28This isn't the song we're dancing to.
01:30New tactic.
01:31To get you to focus on the rhythm, movement.
01:33Stop staring at your big feet.
01:35Right.
01:36Shame you smell like rancid while it's covered in pig chod.
01:41I've been helping Moira up at the farm, thank you.
01:44Yeah, thought so.
01:45Have you got any, er...
01:46Yeah, under the sink.
01:47Don't you dare.
01:49Hey, do you know what?
01:51When you're not opening your gob, you're dancing pretty well.
01:54Really?
01:55Right, wait until later.
01:57I've got some extra special threads to show off me fandango.
02:00I thought you were doing the waltz.
02:02The mind boggles.
02:03Lydia's definitely will, especially when she sees these snakes.
02:06Oh, OK, let's try not to get arrested.
02:08Right, buddy?
02:09This will be Craig Rebel Hallward now.
02:13Oh, Kim.
02:15All right, boss.
02:16Yeah, I'm just in town getting some pork pies for Sarah's do.
02:21Yeah.
02:23One sec, they're signalling this butcher's is rubicchio.
02:32Hang on, he's only on the step.
02:34Do I really need a shower?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yeah, yeah, you do.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Well, maybe afterwards we could go into town.
02:42Get some food.
02:43What do you mean?
02:44Like, have a meal?
02:49Right, one more bash at the sexual peeling malarkey and then a mosquey.
02:54I bet you'll be glad when all this prancing about's finished, won't you?
02:57No, not at all.
02:57It's...
02:58It's been interesting.
03:00Get up, get up, get up, get up.
03:02Moses!
03:02Come on, get a move, won't you?
03:03You're gonna miss kick-off.
03:07Oh, finally!
03:08Here.
03:10Erm, your sleepover stuff's by the door, all right?
03:12I need some money, erm, for a midnight feast.
03:14Whoa!
03:15It is a school night.
03:17So?
03:17I can handle it.
03:19Let me see what I've got.
03:23Yeah.
03:26Right.
03:27Here you go.
03:29Thanks.
03:29What's that?
03:30Ah, this little fella.
03:32St. Christopher.
03:33Where'd you get it?
03:34From Cain, actually.
03:36He said if ever I get into any bother, I've got to hand it over and he'll leap into action.
03:41Sort of like a secret signal.
03:43That's cool.
03:44Can I have it?
03:44No!
03:45You can't, small fry.
03:47This is VIP access only.
03:49Oh.
03:49Go on, go and wait in the car.
03:50All right.
04:11All right.
04:12You lying little toad.
04:15Oh, it's stunning.
04:18Don't lose it.
04:20Hi.
04:21Heya.
04:22Happy big birthday.
04:23Heya.
04:26Whoa.
04:27That is a piece of serious bling.
04:29Yeah, it was Faith's.
04:30Only the best.
04:32If you wanted, you two have it on your 21st, I mean, she probably nicked it.
04:38Happy birthday, kid.
04:39Thanks.
04:40Oh.
04:41Oh, I...
04:42Sorry.
04:43Did that hurt?
04:44And he's been like that since he woke up.
04:46Thinks he twanged it at the garage yesterday.
04:48Well, you don't have to come today if it's going to be too much.
04:50What, cos I'm decrepit now?
04:52No, I just mean...
04:53He knows what you mean.
04:54He appreciates how understanding you'll be.
04:57I'll do my best to be there.
04:59Come on, then.
04:59Where's my present?
05:00Oh, I've left it at home.
05:02I only came to see if Grumpy's outdone me.
05:04Which I have.
05:05Just remember.
05:06Birthday bunting, where'd you put it?
05:08Right, listen, I better get off.
05:09That part's not going to run by itself.
05:11By the way, I don't care what present you got me.
05:13You've already given me the best one.
05:14Well, I'll remind you of that when Layla's screaming the house down.
05:19So, most of them are all right.
05:21Welcome.
05:29I'll have a double espresso, please.
05:31Extra shot.
05:32Ooh, there's someone struggling to keep up with lover boy.
05:36Oh, shucks.
05:38Has Heathcliff pulled the plug?
05:40He's asked me out for dinner.
05:41Oh.
05:42So, what, and then he dumped you?
05:43No, no, Nicola.
05:45He wants me to go out for a meal together, in public.
05:49That is not what I signed up for.
05:51Good grief.
05:52You are the queen of overthinking.
05:54Yeah, well, I went all out with Ray, didn't I?
05:56Without giving it a second thought.
05:57So, I thought, you know, it's a good thing, right?
06:00Right.
06:01It's very easy, sleeping with Ross.
06:04Hmm.
06:05Can you imagine?
06:05Oh, Nicola.
06:07Sorry.
06:08I can't keep using him as therapy, and I think he's wanting something more from me.
06:15So, you know, it's not fair.
06:16Look.
06:18I'm going to end it.
06:26Okay.
06:27I get it.
06:29You flog that cheap vino to random punters, and then you come back home and nick our good stuff.
06:35You got me.
06:37So, what do you think?
06:39Do I chuck out the receipt?
06:42You should.
06:43Yeah, man.
06:45You look fit.
06:46Thanks.
06:48Now, I was thinking about this.
06:50You and me are a pretty good team.
06:54You can think about it.
06:57You got the kidnapping.
06:58Twice.
06:59Car crash.
07:00You popping out.
07:01A great grandchild.
07:02Oh, please.
07:02Pass me another bottle.
07:03And yet, here we are, stronger than ever.
07:07I think that life is going to get much better.
07:09And we're due a win.
07:11Surely.
07:12Hell, yeah.
07:15Hi.
07:15Come here, you.
07:20Come here, you.
07:33Wow.
07:33Wow.
07:35Okay.
07:36Do you want to pop upstairs quickly?
07:38No, Kate.
07:38You need to be all hands on deck at the pub, remember, with Jacob.
07:41Anyway, I've got to get loads of boring brewery stuff done.
07:44But I'll be over in a bit, I promise.
07:46Okay.
07:47Fine.
07:48I guess we've got the rest of our lives to do spontaneous bedroom shenanigans.
07:53Babe.
07:55I love you.
07:58Love you.
08:08Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer.
08:10Baby, you, you, you are.
08:12You, you, you are.
08:14Lydia.
08:15Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer.
08:16Can you turn that down, please?
08:18I need to talk to you.
08:21Hello.
08:23Oh.
08:24Hi, Sam.
08:25How were the, er, pork pies?
08:28Oh, too early.
08:29I've got to go back.
08:29I'm just wondering if my lovely missus fancies joining me at Fit Drive.
08:33Er, sorry.
08:34Some of my old shoes need cleaning.
08:37I told the hospice shop that I'd drop off any decent ones.
08:41Oh, well, no problems.
08:42I'll just see you at party.
08:44You will, love.
08:45Terras.
08:46I chucked out a load of those old shoe boxes.
08:49Come and sit down.
08:50But I thought we were gonna...
08:59Look, erm, there's no easy way to say this, but I think Sam might be having an affair.
09:08Don't be a Nelly.
09:10Who the heck with?
09:11Laurel.
09:12Laurel?
09:13Give over.
09:14Nicola told me that she'd met someone.
09:16It's hardly evidence, is it?
09:18Yeah, but the lipstick Dawn saw on his shirties.
09:21And then, when I rang Sam today, he told me he was in town.
09:25But I saw him leaving Laurel's house.
09:32Where are you going?
09:33I'm gonna go and sort out those shoes.
09:35I don't need any help.
09:39Come in.
09:42Sorry.
09:43Babe, I was just leaving.
09:44Honestly, I was.
09:46Leaving where?
09:47The planet?
09:50You're not, Sarah.
09:51Were you seriously planning to come to your granddaughter's party in that state?
09:57Why am I in this state?
10:00Mad cow.
10:01Gosh.
10:02Very few women can carry off that mad drunk thing, but you, actually quite sexy.
10:08Blech!
10:10I think I just might have been sick in my mouth.
10:13I want my money now.
10:14Otherwise, I'll...
10:15You'll what?
10:17Destroy my life?
10:18Oh, yes.
10:19Blood test results are all good to go.
10:20What are you waiting for, then?
10:21Crack on.
10:23Because, do you know what?
10:24I have not got a bean left to give.
10:28Not a sausage, not a single solitary penny left, because you've bled me dry.
10:34You're lying.
10:35I'm not!
10:36Cross my heart and hope to be sick all over your coat.
10:40So, I have begged, and I have borrowed, and I have stolen, yeah, stolen from the people
10:50I love, because unlike you, I have people who love me, yeah, who I also love back.
10:58Bit weird, that, isn't it?
10:59Yeah, I will tell Sarah and Jacob everything.
11:01Fine.
11:02Go on.
11:02There's the door.
11:03Go do it.
11:04Because, like I say, I have nothing left to give.
11:07So, do you know what ruined me?
11:09Detonate me.
11:10I don't care.
11:10In fact, I know what we'll do.
11:13Let's go and do it together.
11:14Come on.
11:16No, come on.
11:18You and me, bitch.
11:29Get off me.
11:30Why?
11:31I've had your claws in me for weeks.
11:32Sarah's right there.
11:34Bingo!
11:34Do you know what?
11:35It's like we've planned it.
11:36Oh, it's a bluff.
11:38You can't risk this.
11:39I can.
11:39Do you know what?
11:40I'm going to shower now.
11:41Sarah!
11:41No, don't!
11:43What's that smell?
11:44What can I smell?
11:45The sweetest stink of hypocrisy.
11:47Yeah?
11:48Penny drops, has it?
11:49Because if my dirt gets out, you know full well yours will too.
11:52And you'll come off worse.
11:53Will I, though?
11:54Except the thing about me is, I do bad stuff.
11:57Yeah?
11:58So everyone expects that of me.
11:59Whereas you, up there, second only to God, fannying around with your stethoscope.
12:05Your ego, yeah?
12:07Your ego has got a lot further to fall than mine.
12:11So what do you want to do?
12:12What do you want to do now?
12:14Truth or dare?
12:23Sneaking in the back way, dear.
12:26Cheeky.
12:26I knew if I laid down my scent you'd come knocking.
12:29Yeah, I can't stay long.
12:31Oh, well, sure, you've got a crafty half an hour.
12:33No, I'm here to tell you it's over.
12:35The dancing?
12:36Yeah, the dancing.
12:37And the, uh, bed thing, too.
12:41The bed thing, the sofa thing, the kitchen worktop thing?
12:45Yeah, yeah, all of it.
12:46It's, it's all over.
12:48Oh.
12:49Right.
12:51Is this because I asked you out for some scram?
12:53No.
12:54Well, yeah, maybe.
12:56You know, I've had, I've had fun.
12:59Me too.
13:00But we both knew that's all it was ever going to be.
13:03And now you've stopped having fun?
13:06No.
13:06I just thought it was good if, you know, we ended on a high as friends.
13:13Friends?
13:13Yeah.
13:15Friends with absolutely no benefits?
13:17No, I think it's for the best, so, um...
13:22Excuse me.
13:25Was I Mr. Rebound?
13:29You were exactly what I needed.
13:38Oh, there's your bag.
13:40Yeah, on your broomstick.
13:41Go on, hop on it.
13:43I know that once you're sober, you will thank me.
13:46Oh, no, no, no.
13:47Sorry, your power trip's over now, babes.
13:49You've failed.
13:50I don't know why I thought you had the balls to go through with it anyway.
13:54I had my reasons.
13:56Mm.
13:57I bet you did.
13:58Megalomaniac.
13:59Screw loose.
14:00Ha!
14:01Hormones.
14:02Should try HRT.
14:03I had a bad divorce, and Jacob started gunning for me, and then my father died.
14:08Well, full marks to him for escaping you.
14:11It made me feel I had no control over my life.
14:14Oh, right, so you thought you'd come and take control of mine, did you?
14:16Yeah.
14:17No, well, it just happened.
14:18No!
14:18No, no, no, no.
14:21Have you any idea what you have brought me through?
14:25Yes!
14:26Because in many ways, I have been going through the same.
14:29And people ruining things for me, and costing me money, and my job.
14:32And making it out that I was always at fault.
14:35Yes, it was unfair.
14:37But it helped me to know that someone else was having an equally tough time.
14:41Me?
14:42Yes!
14:43You do get that, don't you?
14:45I've polished 15 pairs of shoes.
14:47You can decide which ones you want shut off.
14:49I will.
14:50Thanks.
14:52Look, you're not a stupid person, nor are you one for tittle-tattle.
14:56So if you suspect Sam, you must have your reasons.
15:00I do.
15:02But why?
15:03I don't understand.
15:04Why would he do it?
15:06Come on, sit down.
15:12Because, despite this modern man claptrap,
15:17a majority are just cavemen in fancy underpants.
15:21But Sam's different.
15:23His underpants aren't that fancy for a start.
15:25But he has been distracted.
15:28Keeps going AWOL.
15:30You need to confront him.
15:32How?
15:32I daren't, Kim.
15:33I don't want to know the truth.
15:35Yes, you do.
15:37And you're strong enough to handle it.
15:41I know what I've seen and heard.
15:43And if you want me there when you do it,
15:45just say the word.
15:54You know, hearing how wronged you've been, I think I could squeeze a little tear out.
16:11I think that's partly why I did this.
16:17Ooh, well, what's your next move?
16:18Mug a clown?
16:21Charity, I think we're actually quite alike.
16:24You don't play by the rules either.
16:25But I bet you always get what you want.
16:28Well, what can I say?
16:30Best woman of a one.
16:31Mm.
16:33I sacrificed everything for my career.
16:36Family, kids, lovers.
16:37But you, you'd sacrifice everything for them.
16:43Yeah, I would.
16:44Which is more than honourable.
16:47Well, it would be if I could get it right once in a while.
16:54I should be going to Sarah's Pye.
16:59You've done so much for that girl.
17:01Her and Jacob.
17:03Done damage, you mean.
17:08What they don't know won't hurt them, will it?
17:14Seriously?
17:17Yeah, I'll drink to that.
17:22I know you have a drink now.
17:24No, come on.
17:25I don't know.
17:25Steady.
17:26Oh, please.
17:27Steady.
17:27I don't mind.
17:28Steady.
17:29You have a drink.
17:35Oh, boy, your breath stinks.
17:38Ugh.
17:39I know your game.
17:41I've made a filth like you before.
17:44Of what you think we're alike.
17:46I am nothing like you.
17:48No, because you're a mess.
17:50Yeah, true.
17:52At least I'm not busy spouting some little sob story about what a sad little life I've had.
17:56And then, trying to snark me.
18:04What were you trying to achieve?
18:07Huh?
18:08You desperate, pathetic witch.
18:24Oh, left a bit, left a bit.
18:27Down a bit.
18:28Wiggle it.
18:29Just a little bit.
18:32Hey.
18:33Hey.
18:34Oh, this is bad.
18:36How many photos?
18:37We picked the worst we could.
18:38Thanks.
18:40Gran said you might divorce me because of them.
18:42I think after everything, we'll get for a few awful photos, just.
18:45Good.
18:46Because it's you, me and Leila forever.
18:50Aw, sweet.
18:52Oh, you might want to throw up.
18:53I'm with you, mate.
18:54That was absolutely nauseating.
18:56You know we have Gran to thank for a lot, too.
18:58She deserves this party just as much as me.
19:01Definitely.
19:01And knowing charity, she'll turn up just when all the hard work is finished.
19:05She's going to start dancing at an old tables.
19:19Wake up.
19:21Drunk.
19:23Disgusting.
19:24Whore.
19:30Hmm.
19:39One too many.
19:41Bad, bad girl.
19:52You should know better
19:55than to lose control.
20:00Hmm.
20:32You should know better than to lose control.
20:47What are you doing?
21:21What are you doing?
22:04What are you doing?
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