00:00Allie, I wouldn't have known I was gay if I hadn't dated you.
00:04Oh, yeah!
00:05That's me!
00:06My dating life hasn't exactly been stellar.
00:0896% of women who have been with 20 or more lovers can't find a husband.
00:12That's high.
00:13It's low!
00:13I am not gonna sleep with one more guy until I am sure he's the one.
00:17I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:19Do you mind if I use your phone?
00:20When every guy you run into seems to be on the run.
00:22Do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with the being locked out problem?
00:26I look at it as trying to avoid hurt feelings.
00:28It's time to face the facts.
00:30That's disgusting, Donald.
00:31I dated him.
00:31This is my fiancée.
00:32She's a rocket scientist.
00:33I'm marrying a scientist, too.
00:35He doesn't look smart, either.
00:36Is it possible that all my exes got better with time?
00:39You help me track down my exes.
00:41I'll help you escape yours.
00:42Deal.
00:42What about Simon Forrester?
00:44Allie?
00:44Simon, I can't believe it.
00:46What happened?
00:47My British accent was rusty and I went full Borat.
00:50So, we go dancing?
00:52What's your number?
00:53Barrett?
00:54It's Allie.
00:55Oh, we dated for like three months.
00:57Oh, Allie.
00:58Of course.
01:00It's Oh, man.
01:15We dated for a Christina population.
01:15I'm giving us aint for a star.
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