00:01I was thinking that maybe you'd want to be my date to my sister's wedding.
00:05Your parents come there?
00:06At my sister's wedding?
00:08I think so.
00:09It just feels a little serious.
00:10This feels...
00:11That's me.
00:12Before you judge me, you have to realize my dating life hasn't exactly been stellar.
00:19I locked myself out of my apartment. Do you mind if I use your phone?
00:22When every guy you run into seems to be on the run...
00:25Do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with a being locked out problem?
00:29I look at it as trying to avoid hurt feelings.
00:32It's time to face the facts.
00:33How many relationships do I have to have before I meet the right guy?
00:36In America, 96% of women who have been with 20 or more lovers can't find a husband.
00:4120?
00:42That seems very high.
00:43No, it's low.
00:45I am not going to sleep with one more guy until I am sure he's the one.
00:49That's disgusting, Donald. I dated him.
00:52Donald?
00:53Who is you?
00:54This is my fiance, Cara. She's a rocket scientist.
00:56I'm marrying a scientist too.
00:58He doesn't look smart either.
00:59Is it possible that all my exes got better with time?
01:03Okay, you help me track down my exes. I'll help you escape yours.
01:07You got a deal.
01:08What about Jerry Perry? He's a puppeteer, so he's single.
01:11You should give me your number. We should catch up.
01:13What's going on, guys?
01:14Hey, babe.
01:15Hey, you're looking good.
01:16You know what? I think I'm all caught up.
01:19Oh, guys.
01:21What about Simon Forrester?
01:23Ali, it's brilliant to see it.
01:25Simon, I can't believe it.
01:27This is Colin, but he has to go now.
01:30No, I don't.
01:31What happened?
01:32My British accent was rusty and I went full Borat.
01:35So, we go dancing?
01:38Huh?
01:40How about some dinner tonight?
01:42Are you tracking down all your ex-boyfriends so you don't go over 20?
01:45I'll stop as soon as I fall in love.
01:46Wow. I wouldn't have known I was gay if I hadn't dated you.
01:50Oh.
01:51Yeah.
01:52I feel like everyone else is moving on with their lives but me.
01:55How do you know what you want? You don't know who you are.
01:58I have to go to my sister's wedding alone.
02:00I'll go with it.
02:01You would do that?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Sometimes you can't live life by the numbers.
02:05You have to figure it out as you go along.
02:09I know that I'm not perfect.
02:12And I want to be with somebody who appreciates me.
02:15Barrett?
02:15It's Allie.
02:16Oh. Doesn't ring a bell.
02:18We dated for like three months.
02:20Oh.
02:21Let's see how things are going now.
02:23Oh.
02:24Allie.
02:24Of course.
02:26What's your number?
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