00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:30Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just got this killer perm and it needs major upkeep.
00:34So that's what I'm dealing with.
00:35We're going to be traveling for a few days and it wouldn't hurt to get to know each other.
00:38What's your favorite color?
00:39What age did you lose your virginity?
00:40I was nine years old.
00:42Great gal. Great gal.
00:44Sheila Pimples.
00:45We need to make a pit stop.
00:47Close in five minutes. I got reservations of Chili's.
00:49You have a reservation of Chili's.
00:51That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on Wednesday night.
01:00I despise who you are at a cellular level.
01:02Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.
01:09I have never.
01:11Hello, dear.
01:12Where are you?
01:13I'm in the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute.
01:14Did you just say the Grand Canyon?
01:15Don't panic! Don't panic!
01:19You're getting your home safe, okay?
01:21I'm going to kiss you.
01:22Stop!
01:22Peter, I'm driving!
01:24Ow!
01:25Why are your eyes so glassy?
01:27You been partying?
01:29No, I have glaucoma.
01:30What about the dog?
01:31Does he have glaucoma?
01:32Because his eyes are glassy, too.
01:35Is that a drainage stitch coming up?
01:38I'm already hit it.
01:39Real hard.
01:43There's another one up here.
01:47Why do you even have this?
01:49Because this is my daddy.
01:50Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can?
01:52Because he's dead, Peter.
01:55Dad, you were like a father to me.
01:58I swear and I read it was man-made.
02:00Nope, not correct.
02:01It's the Grand Canyon. It's not the Hoover Dam.
02:02Well, I know it's not the Hoover Dam.
02:03It was built by the pilgrims.
02:06Also incorrect.
02:07Hey!
02:08Chickany, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
02:10This coffee is horrible.
02:11It tastes like cat litter.
02:12I think it tastes delicious.
02:13So I used the coffee that you guys brought.
02:15Oh, boy.
02:16His dad's remains were in the camp.
02:23Oh, God.
02:25So stupid.
02:26Check yourself, check yourself.
