00:04I know that if I eat a bag of Doritos every single day, I'm going to get fat.
00:08So what am I going to do?
00:09Sue Doritos for making good chips?
00:11You could.
00:12Apparently, you could try.
00:13Yeah.
00:13I mean, but I know that I can't.
00:16That's common sense.
00:17I mean, I'm not going to go sue Tito's because I like their vodka.
00:22Here we go.
00:22And it's making me drunk, you know?
00:25Oh, yeah.
00:25I just don't understand how they're being able to do this.
00:28And there's like 1,600 plaintiffs, 350 families, and 250 school districts that are also involved
00:37in this saying that social media is bad.
00:39It is.
00:40It's not the best, right?
00:42I mean, and people are using it for bad things.
00:43But you need to have self-control.
00:46You need to have self-control, one.
00:47And two, where are the parents in this?
00:49When you were a younger kid?
00:50I mean, listen.
00:51Remember when AOL Instant Messenger was a thing?
00:54I spent.
00:55Remember that?
00:55Yeah.
00:56Oh, yeah.
00:56Okay.
00:56I spent hours on that.
00:58You know, with a dial-up and everything like that.
01:00Yeah.
01:01I spent hours on Instant Messenger.
01:02And I remember one time, my dad was like, hey, it's time to get off offline.
01:06Oh, for sure.
01:06Yeah.
01:07It's time to get off Instant Messenger.
01:08And I said, no, no, no.
01:09I'm online right now.
01:10He came down the hallway, reached around for the Ethernet cord, and ripped it out of the
01:14wall.
01:15For sure.
01:15And said, you're offline now.
01:17That's literally what he said to me.
01:18And he said, okay.
01:20So that's what my dad did to me.
01:21I love that.
01:22And I mean, now that's a little aggressive, but you've got to have some kind of, hey, delete
01:27the app off your kid's phone.
01:29Okay.
01:29So that's what you're doing.
01:32Okay.
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