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Tweety Bird sets out on a journey to collect paw prints from cats around the world, but can only succeed if he makes it back in 80 days.
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00:00:19The park sure looks lovely today.
00:00:24Ah, there's nothing like a nice relaxing game of twists at the Looney Club.
00:00:30Hi, Granny!
00:00:31Hello, kids. How are things at my favorite children's park?
00:00:35Best read it yourself.
00:00:38This park to be closed in 80 days.
00:00:42Unpaid debt.
00:00:45Excuse me, kids. I need time to think about this.
00:00:51Huh?
00:01:11I detest the sight of ribs from the inside.
00:01:14Hmm?
00:01:20Pure border dash, I say.
00:01:23I've suffered the last defeat in the hands of my curse-head nemesis, Cool Cat.
00:01:29Why, his preposterous antics have been my absolute undoing.
00:01:39Still, it's best to be bested by an intelligence better than mine.
00:01:45There! I said it.
00:01:48What is it that you said, Colonel Rimfire?
00:01:52Well, that simply put, there is no greater intelligence on Earth than the feline intelligence.
00:02:00Well, he certainly got that right.
00:02:04Get back here!
00:02:07Eep!
00:02:10Some thwopped water he is.
00:02:12Colonel, do you mean to say that no creature around Earth is capable of outsmarting a cat?
00:02:19Madam, I'll stake my entire future on it.
00:02:23What about it?
00:02:24Do you gents concur?
00:02:27I quite agree.
00:02:28Yes, who cares?
00:02:33You're on.
00:02:35I know a certain little canary who is more than a match for any cat.
00:02:41Puppycock!
00:02:42No. Tweety.
00:02:44What crapulous rubbish!
00:02:46Why, I've never heard anything right out of my life.
00:02:49I propose that my Tweety can travel around the world in 80 days, collecting the paw prints
00:02:56of 80 cats.
00:02:58Ha!
00:02:59Ooh, for 20, I'll do it.
00:03:02Iris didn't tired about waiting to seem old poody-tat anyhow.
00:03:06Since today is October 2nd, Tweety will encircle the globe and return with a cancelled passport
00:03:12and his 80 cat paw prints to this very spot on December 21st in exactly 80 days.
00:03:23Madam, you've made yourself a wager.
00:03:28A belly for you, Granny.
00:03:30You stood up, we muted.
00:03:32Well done, Granny.
00:03:36Ever get the feeling you just missed something?
00:03:48Now, Tweety, with the Looney Club's high connections, I've obtained your own special royal passport.
00:03:55Royal passport?
00:03:57You get customs in each country you visit to stamp the up-front pages, and these extra pages
00:04:03in the back are for all the paw prints you collect along your route.
00:04:08Now, I don't want to overburden you, but I did bet the farm that you could safely pass
00:04:14every port of entry.
00:04:17Sheesh.
00:04:18Already with the guilt.
00:04:20I'll pass every point partout.
00:04:23I'm off!
00:04:24Hooray!
00:04:25Hooray!
00:04:25Hooray!
00:04:27Can it be done?
00:04:29Certainly not.
00:04:31Circle the globe in time and then return to this spot?
00:04:34There isn't a hope.
00:04:36A ghost of a chance.
00:04:38I bet from London, Tweety won't even get to France.
00:04:42It's all in vain.
00:04:44Well, it can't be done.
00:04:46And when this thing is over, I'll have won.
00:04:49He can make it all the way.
00:04:51It's impossible, I say.
00:04:53Is it yes or no?
00:04:55Can little Tweety go around the world in 80 days?
00:05:01England, France, Tibet, Peru.
00:05:03It's impossible to do.
00:05:04To make it from the world in 80 days.
00:05:08To Argentina, Rome, Seville, Tibet, Berlin, Japan, Brazil.
00:05:12You can't traverse the world in 80 days.
00:05:15It's all in vain.
00:05:16Why, it's insane to even try.
00:05:19To go from Budapest, Malaysia, through Nepal and Afalasia.
00:05:23Out to Spain, the mid Ukraine and French Versailles.
00:05:26Are you ready?
00:05:28On my mark.
00:05:30Are you steady?
00:05:32Let embark.
00:05:34That's the bird.
00:05:35We all adore.
00:05:37I'm gonna do what no one else has done before.
00:05:41He's going round the world in 80 days.
00:05:45Right through to Pakistan, Taipei, and Cairo, Budapest, Bombay.
00:05:49I'm gonna see the world in 80 ways.
00:05:52All those exalted habitats.
00:05:55Outsmarting putty cats.
00:05:57Around the world in 80 days.
00:06:00I got it yet, but you can bet that when I'm true,
00:06:03I'll be back to say I won on December 21.
00:06:07Oh, yes, indeedy.
00:06:09I'll be speedy.
00:06:11That's my sweetie.
00:06:12Hooray for Tweety!
00:06:14It's the chance I'm gonna take it.
00:06:17I say he'll never make it.
00:06:19No one's ever done it all the ways.
00:06:22Gone around the world in 80 days.
00:06:30That I won!
00:06:37Royal passport stolen.
00:06:40Sooner or later, you'll have company, mate.
00:06:54No, foreign pussycats gonna nap my lunch. I'll fix that canary.
00:07:04First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:07:08Well, first things first.
00:07:10First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:07:14First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:07:20First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:07:38First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:07:50First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:08:19First you gotta catch me, Putty.
00:08:21For Paris, France.
00:08:23Hey, I'm being blown too far east by this stiff wind.
00:08:27I'm washed some place over the Alps.
00:08:36Whoa!
00:08:45Excuse me, Mr. Martin Quimer. I could use a hand.
00:08:48A hand? I could use my own movie, you canary.
00:08:53Uh, that's beyond my control.
00:08:55Some assistance, please.
00:08:58Huh, Mr. Popular.
00:09:10When life hangs in the balance, you can always depend on one thing.
00:09:15Extreme sports.
00:09:30Some cameo this is.
00:09:38What the heck did I get here?
00:09:44Awe.
00:09:45Ah, I'm!
00:09:53Ahh!
00:09:59Ahh!
00:10:00Ahh!
00:10:01Ahh!
00:10:01Ahh!
00:10:04Ahh!
00:10:04Tanks, you have a couple of crown jewels.
00:10:07Look, eh, it's a living.
00:10:09Oof.
00:10:12Show off.
00:10:24Sheesh.
00:10:25Ten days in Paris and no sign of that stupid bird.
00:10:29They must have dropped a whole sequence or something.
00:10:35My pussycat can't live on decaf cappuccino trail mix cafe au lait for crying out loud.
00:10:44He must have got lost.
00:10:46Probably be another month before Tweety finds old gay Paris.
00:10:52Huh?
00:10:53Hey!
00:10:55Watch it, sister!
00:11:01What?
00:11:03No, you don't.
00:11:09Phew!
00:11:10That Paris customs office better be close.
00:11:15Nobody swipes my canary croissant, Madame Orville.
00:11:23Merci.
00:11:24Oh, Mr. Customsman, this might interest you.
00:11:39Que dommage.
00:11:41You two skunks must not fight over moi.
00:11:44Skunk?
00:11:46It is so une mademoiselle-like.
00:11:50Merci.
00:11:51That's one down, 79 to go.
00:11:57French bubblegum.
00:11:59Listen, I know how it looks, but you've got it all wrong.
00:12:02I'm not a drunk.
00:12:03But love can never be wrong.
00:12:07Mwah!
00:12:12Place your bets here.
00:12:13Place your birdseed bets.
00:12:15Step, I say, step right up and place him on Tweety.
00:12:18Yeah!
00:12:19He's leaving, I say, he's leaving France.
00:12:22Jet streams are blowing him southeast way ahead of schedule.
00:12:30We've set the odds at 20 to 1 in Tweety's favor.
00:12:35Come on, bet some birdseed.
00:12:38Don't be chicken.
00:12:39My goodness.
00:12:41Haven't we come far enough to stop using that horrid term?
00:12:45Keep your shirt on, Prissy.
00:12:47He's just, I say, just stirring the wagering pot.
00:12:51Looks like our fine feathered friend is heading into Venetian territory.
00:12:56Venice, Italy, that is.
00:13:07Oof.
00:13:08I'm famished from tasting nothing but bubblegum.
00:13:11Oh, boy.
00:13:11Italian grub.
00:13:17Birdseed with your best marinara sauce.
00:13:20Mm-hmm.
00:13:25Oops.
00:13:26I overdid it on the basil.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:32Oof.
00:13:32Phew.
00:13:34Ooh!
00:13:36Ooh!
00:13:37Well, there are other modes of transport.
00:13:42Naaah.
00:13:45Ahh...
00:13:47Aahn...
00:13:48Ahh!
00:13:53Loh me to the Penitian consulate.
00:14:03Ah, Venice, city of romance, architecture, food, and...
00:14:10Uh-oh, Italian putty tats.
00:14:13Of course, this completely works a present digestive situation.
00:14:17Oh, Mr. Gondarier!
00:14:20Wow!
00:14:24I got a tweezy feeling,
00:14:26and this bridge has got five, ten, fifteen putty tats.
00:14:45It was all gas. Who knew?
00:14:58Not only does this rest my witter wings,
00:15:00but it's a great way to find paw prints.
00:15:03Lola Bunny here with an LNN Tweety update.
00:15:07That trusty ankle transmitter indicates our globetrotting canary
00:15:10has successfully navigated the canals of Venice.
00:15:13Venetian locals confirm Tweety has amassed a grand total thus far
00:15:18of thirty-seven feline paw prints.
00:15:21Do tell.
00:15:23Pure dumb luck. Absolutely.
00:15:25Prepare to back that up, Colonel.
00:15:28I am.
00:15:29I'll add to the wager
00:15:30my complete Nash hubcap collection.
00:15:34Why, I'll break out my moustache wax reserves
00:15:38and triple my wager.
00:15:41You, Colonel, are the latest in a long line of people
00:15:44to underestimate Tweety.
00:16:00Oh, you must be the Egyptian consul.
00:16:03There's one thing I need right here.
00:16:06Your stamp.
00:16:10Oh, and rub your fez.
00:16:13Oh, phew.
00:16:15I just flew in from Italy.
00:16:17And boy, are my arms tired.
00:16:19Wow.
00:16:20Now that's what you call a snub nose.
00:16:23Sticks and stones may break my nose,
00:16:25but names will never hurt me.
00:16:31I think this is a good time for me to take a little catnap.
00:16:34Ooh, what I just said.
00:16:36He he he he he.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:49There's my little desert oasis.
00:16:52Let's get him, boys.
00:16:58Uh-oh.
00:17:00I taught I taught a pack of desert pootie cats.
00:17:03Give me about a 20-second lead, then follow me.
00:17:06I did.
00:17:07I did see a pack of desert pootie cats.
00:17:09Ha!
00:17:11Oh!
00:17:16Oh!
00:17:17Huh?
00:17:20Huh?
00:17:21Huh?
00:17:23Huh?
00:17:23Huh?
00:17:23Huh?
00:17:25Uh, 18, 19, 20.
00:17:33Oh, stupid mercenary pootie cats.
00:17:36Oh, stupid mercenary pussy cat.
00:17:44I'd better hide in here.
00:17:47Come back here, you devoured sandwich.
00:17:49Ah!
00:17:54Oh!
00:18:02Phew.
00:18:03I should be safe in here from that bad old pootie cat.
00:18:07Oh, look.
00:18:09A pick-a-roll.
00:18:21Doesn't look like any mummy I ever met.
00:18:24Say, pootie lady, do you know what tunnel I can take to get out of here?
00:18:27Ah, ah, ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:30Ah!
00:18:32Ah!
00:18:32Ah!
00:18:32You've heard of the Winkin' Tunnel?
00:18:33Well, that's the Stinkin' Tunnel.
00:18:36Ah!
00:18:36Ah!
00:18:37Ah!
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:39Ah!
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:44Ah!
00:18:45sucattin' Northwestern.
00:18:45There is an hieroglyphics program.
00:18:46Death comes on wings To he who enters the tomb of the pharaoh.
00:18:50Say, I have wings.
00:18:52I have wings.
00:18:53It's got you!
00:18:53Oh, pootie!
00:18:54Can you read hieroglyphics?
00:18:56Certainly!
00:18:57Well then, you'd better read that.
00:19:00Ah, um, no shirt, no shoes, no servants.
00:19:05Huh.
00:19:07Isn't anything like eating in a classy joint?
00:19:15You've been on my menu for a long time.
00:19:20Just a minute, bub.
00:19:23Say, pal, can't you see I'm about to dine here?
00:19:31Mummy!
00:19:41Looks like Egyptian cats have more than nine lives.
00:19:45Now, if I could only find a way out of here.
00:19:55Thanks, bad old putty cat.
00:20:06Ooh, there will be plenty of opportunities to collect paw points in the jungle.
00:20:25Say, cousin, could you tell me where I might find some cats around here?
00:20:41Dude, what?
00:20:50Whew!
00:20:53Oops, dead end.
00:20:55Could you stamp this passport?
00:20:57Thanks.
00:21:00Don't go in there. It's scary.
00:21:06Lucky for me, that lion swallowed the local console.
00:21:31And you call yourself the king of the forest. Sheesh.
00:21:37Target in sight. Bombs away.
00:21:42Direct hit. Uh-oh.
00:21:48Uh-oh again.
00:21:58Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:22:02-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:22:09Desti never heard the saying, birds of a feather flock together.
00:22:13He-he-he-he-he-he-he.
00:22:18Hmm. Odds away, I say way up on Tweety.
00:22:23Right now, it looks like a bird's heading for Tibet.
00:22:26Tibet? He's supposed to be the one everyone else is wagering on.
00:22:30No, no, son. Tibet the country, not the infinitive.
00:22:35A verb, that is.
00:22:37Well, why didn't you say so?
00:22:40Nice boy, but his skylight leaks a little.
00:22:58He-he-he-he-he!
00:23:12Wow!
00:23:13Tinks!
00:23:17Whoa!
00:23:17Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:23:26Talk about your air turbulence.
00:23:28Say, what a spectacular view.
00:23:35Strange. I didn't know there was anything else built this high up in the Himalayas.
00:23:47Subtle, isn't it?
00:23:55Hmm. Looks like these vocals are gonna put on some kind of peaceful ceremony.
00:24:09Oh, Great Yellow One.
00:24:11Please accept our meager sacrifice.
00:24:14This puny canary known as Auga.
00:24:19Oh, my gosh!
00:24:21Those cats are about to sacrifice that poor widowed canary
00:24:24in the name of a statue that looks just like me.
00:24:27He does nothing.
00:24:41What the...?
00:24:42Hey!
00:24:43Whoa!
00:24:52What force of nature dares disrupt our peaceful canary sacrifice?
00:24:59This force of nature, bub.
00:25:03It is you, O Great One.
00:25:06Please forgive us for displeasing you.
00:25:08Your wish is our command.
00:25:10Name it and it shall be yours.
00:25:13Well, there is one thing.
00:25:26Oh, stop it. You're embarrassing me.
00:25:28Besides, I've got some rules to dictate.
00:25:32Now, take this down.
00:25:34We promise never to sacrifice any more birds.
00:25:37By order of the Great One himself.
00:25:40Promise?
00:25:41Hmm. I suppose so.
00:25:43But what will we do with ourselves on Saturday nights?
00:25:47Well, I picked up a friend here who might be able to answer that question.
00:25:56Oh, I always wanted a little kitty cat to love and play with me.
00:26:02Now, I got me a whole bunch to call my own.
00:26:06Are you always such a kind, caring person, Tweety?
00:26:09When I have the time.
00:26:11Oh, my gosh! Time!
00:26:16It's an honor to offer your paw prints to the Great Canary guys.
00:26:20How lucky you are.
00:26:25Say, you're pretty handy at this, Ooga.
00:26:28When you're the only canary in a land of cats, you catch on quick.
00:26:32Whoa! That's enough.
00:26:33We've some for the other countries.
00:26:35Other countries?
00:26:36I've got half the world yet to see before I get back to England on December 21st.
00:26:41Mind if I join you?
00:26:42Why not?
00:26:43Uh, just one question, Ooga.
00:26:45Why do they call you Ooga?
00:26:52Never underestimate a small package.
00:26:56Come on, Ooga.
00:26:57Half the world is our oyster.
00:27:01Ooh!
00:27:03Extreme sports are a ubiquitous global commodity.
00:27:08Whoa!
00:27:11Whoa!
00:27:16Please ship it ahead.
00:27:17Now that was off the wall.
00:27:20Whoa!
00:27:22We're at the mercy of the jet stream.
00:27:25Mexico!
00:27:28Man, that was one powerful gust of wind.
00:27:35Tanks!
00:27:38We can't carry all these, twelve peas.
00:27:41Woo hoo!
00:27:51We can't carry all these, twelve peas.
00:27:53Whoa!
00:27:53This must be Leo!
00:27:55They're by the C-O.
00:27:59But then you slip, Muggsy.
00:28:01We're supposed to be hiding out in this here country.
00:28:06Ooh.
00:28:09Much obliged.
00:28:12Oops, Wind Express.
00:28:16Wobbly detour, but we gotta get back on track.
00:28:21Ow, that chafed.
00:28:25Ha-ha!
00:28:30Ah.
00:28:36We'll be fine as long as you don't want out of sticky notes.
00:28:40Whoa!
00:28:41Enough of this backwards business.
00:28:44Let's show the Jetstream hose bars.
00:28:48Whee!
00:28:48Whee!
00:28:52The world continues to marvel at Tweety.
00:28:55That's just peachy, but the world is made up of a lot more than just birds.
00:28:59Besides, I'm hungry.
00:29:00Tweety seems to have added a traveling companion along the global route.
00:29:04Go, Tweety!
00:29:05All right.
00:29:07Two birds.
00:29:08One mission.
00:29:09More birdseed button.
00:29:11Ah, yes.
00:29:25First China, then Mexico to Japan.
00:29:28Now that's taking the direct route.
00:29:31Hurry up, Olga.
00:29:33There goes our boat to America.
00:29:42Take it west, Olga.
00:29:43I know that your hair must be tired.
00:29:47I always heard there was lots of food on these cruise ships.
00:29:53Oh, you must be the cat we got to catch those pesky mice.
00:29:58They're in the galley.
00:29:59Get to it!
00:30:00You can come back up when you've caught them!
00:30:03He don't know him very well, do he?
00:30:10Might as well have a couple of mouse appetizers down here.
00:30:14Then go topside for the main course.
00:30:24Hey, boy, we're on a boat leaving Japan, heading to America eating Swiss cheese.
00:30:29Yeah, Hubie.
00:30:32Ain't it great being a mouse?
00:30:34Sure thing, boy, sure thing.
00:30:36Say, Hube, what do you say we take a jog around the deck to work off some of this cheese?
00:30:40Right behind you, boy.
00:30:43All we need to do is run for our lives!
00:30:51Come back here, you p-p-pesty still-a-waves!
00:31:03Don't ask us where the skillet went.
00:31:07Ok, here's what we're going to do, boy.
00:31:09First you go back some.
00:31:12And then I will...
00:31:16Ryan!
00:31:23Help!
00:31:25The cat overboard!
00:31:48Oh
00:32:01Oh
00:32:02The poor putty wants to go play with those sharks, but his claws are all stuck. Don't worry putty cat.
00:32:08I'll ever wait you
00:32:20Look how fast that pretty cat can swim
00:32:26Cat overboard
00:32:28Gee, I think putty is in real trouble. We'd better help
00:32:35Weddy Oga one two
00:32:46Come on
00:32:56Oh
00:33:04Phew what I won't do for Warner Brothers
00:33:08You saved my life
00:33:11How's that for irony that goes all right if you use your imagination
00:33:17And here comes the time
00:33:21Oh
00:33:33Oh
00:33:35Oh
00:33:35Oh
00:33:35Oh
00:33:45Where are we it's not in my itinerary, but look
00:34:02Thanks good day
00:34:06Wow wherever we are they sure grow big mouth of those aren't nice putty cat. They're kangaroos
00:34:13We're in Australia. Well, I see a shrimp. I'd like to put on the Barbie
00:34:19Hey cut that out
00:34:21Ahh
00:34:25Mama five water spout
00:34:28Fucking cover
00:34:29hmm
00:34:40Whoa
00:34:41Wada Wada
00:34:42Ah
00:34:43Ah
00:34:43ah
00:34:43Ah
00:34:46ah
00:34:47ah
00:34:47ah
00:34:48ah
00:34:49ah
00:34:49ah
00:34:50ah
00:34:51It's a twister with really big teeth!
00:35:00Taz hungry.
00:35:02I thought you were Australian.
00:35:06Time for Taz dinner.
00:35:10You look like the kind of guy who savours the fine gourmet meal.
00:35:15Well, let me tell you what. I got a couple of canaries.
00:35:20That putty's up to something. We'd better take off.
00:35:24Going somewhere?
00:35:29Fly forward.
00:35:35Get me out of here. Smells like a booster shop.
00:35:51Beep!
00:36:00Uh-oh.
00:36:04Let's peel Wubba!
00:36:18Punch it!
00:36:19Whoa! Safety first, mate.
00:36:28Look! There they are!
00:36:34Hey, it's extreme sports, not extreme peril!
00:36:52Oh, damn! Paint water!
00:36:58What am I doing here?
00:36:59Hey, putty. What's cooking?
00:37:01Ha ha ha!
00:37:10Ha ha ha!
00:37:12Ha ha ha!
00:37:13Ha ha ha!
00:37:14Ha ha ha!
00:37:18Where do those two snacks go?
00:37:22Now!
00:37:24Now, don't you be getting any ideas!
00:37:26Ah!
00:37:27Wait!
00:37:28Stop!
00:37:29No!
00:37:31Ha ha ha ha!
00:37:32He-he-he-he!
00:37:34Ha ha ha!
00:37:35Whoa!
00:37:36Whoa!
00:37:36Whoa!
00:37:37Ha ha ha!
00:37:39Ha ha!
00:37:40Ha ha!
00:37:41Ha ha!
00:37:43Ahhhh!
00:37:46Vroom vroom!
00:38:01Taz-like!
00:38:02Fargo's hard to pawns it.
00:38:05Viggen!
00:38:15Whoa!
00:38:19Gotcha!
00:38:21Either you got more blood sugar or you're just plain cooked.
00:38:26I can't continue. You go on without me.
00:38:30No way, Ogre. We'll find the wood out of here.
00:38:33Well, we'd better find it quick.
00:38:37Look!
00:38:39Hey, Bright-Eyes! Step on it!
00:38:42My lunch, I mean our lunch, is getting away!
00:38:46Gah!
00:38:47Gah!
00:38:51Gah!
00:38:54Gah!
00:38:55Gah!
00:38:56Gah!
00:38:58Gah!
00:38:58Gah!
00:38:59Gah!
00:39:00Gah!
00:39:00Gah!
00:39:00Gah!
00:39:01Gah!
00:39:09Oh, my God.
00:39:46Uh-oh, we got a stowaway on the forward mast.
00:39:50Time to bail, Ogre.
00:39:53Hiya, Putty.
00:39:54Gotcha!
00:39:54Careful, silly.
00:39:55You could fall.
00:39:59So long, Putty.
00:40:02Ah!
00:40:09Putty can fly about as well as he can swim.
00:40:12Oh, no.
00:40:14Not for water again!
00:40:21Oh, no.
00:40:29Gee, Putty, you think of everything.
00:40:31Looks like we're gonna ride the waves all the way to San Francisco.
00:40:40Ah, San Francisco.
00:40:43Be careful, Tweety. This bay is rather crowded.
00:40:48That putty tat just can't stay out of the water.
00:40:52Ooh, let's land on the famous fisherman's wharf sign and breed some fresh smells.
00:40:57We can find paw points around the wharf,
00:40:59but we gotta go into town to get my passport stamped, then head over to the tween station.
00:41:07Well, that takes care of the United States. Where to, Ahoga?
00:41:11I'm hungry. How about some...
00:41:13Lunch?
00:41:13Right!
00:41:17Oh, no you don't!
00:41:31Ah-ha!
00:41:49Talk about your fast food.
00:41:55Uh-oh.
00:42:01Hold on, Ahoga. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
00:42:04We could just fly, but what fun would that be?
00:42:08Come back here!
00:42:12Whee!
00:42:13Ah!
00:42:26Canaries. The San Francisco to eat.
00:42:31Next stop, Union Square.
00:42:35Hey, what the...
00:43:01No! No!
00:43:02Stop it! Stop it!
00:43:04You'll never make the turn if any don't slow down on the bottom of the hill!
00:43:07Huh?
00:43:08Pull back on the stick, you nitwit!
00:43:19Give me that there brake throttle!
00:43:21There's a reason they don't hire kitty cats for this job!
00:43:30Oh, now you done caused us to jump the track, you frigaloot!
00:43:37Huh?
00:43:40You take it!
00:43:41No you!
00:43:42No you!
00:43:43You take it!
00:43:43No you!
00:43:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:43:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:43:49Agh!
00:43:50Agh!
00:43:57Fres-em-fres-em fog!
00:43:59I blames you for this!
00:44:01Whoa!
00:44:02Whoa!
00:44:05Gee, I wonder where we are?
00:44:14Get us down off of here, you idiot feline!
00:44:20Slow up, you dang cat!
00:44:22I think we're back on Market Street!
00:44:27Welcome to Alcatraz!
00:44:29That's a closed-up hoose gown!
00:44:31Build on an island!
00:44:34You got us stuck on this stupid rock!
00:44:37You good for nothing, feline?
00:44:39You know, good random, random kitty cat,
00:44:41get back here and take one fur!
00:44:43Come here, boy!
00:44:47He must be the Catman of Alcatraz.
00:44:52We'd better get going now, Ooga.
00:44:54Our twain will be leaving the station any minute.
00:45:01Look!
00:45:02A beautiful F1 antique diesel to commemorate my global twip!
00:45:21What a maroon!
00:45:23What a maroon!
00:45:24What a maroon!
00:45:26What a maroon!
00:45:27You good for nothing, a maroon!
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:46:10Holy smokes, we've got the eyeball!
00:46:21Great Hornet Toads, I've been railroading!
00:47:01I'm 30 seconds ahead of schedule, we can afford to pause and check my odds.
00:47:09Check our odds on Tweety's global trip.
00:47:14The odds are I'll eat that darn canary!
00:47:30Sheesh, this must be where all pussycats go on their three-day weekend.
00:47:45Hey, what's the big attraction, Catnip Flampoes?
00:47:50He's somewhere here in Vegas, but he won't finish.
00:47:52No bird can pull it off.
00:47:54Yeah, what do they think they do?
00:47:58Tweety, I don't believe they want you to win.
00:48:01Just like pussycats.
00:48:03Those birdies are lost.
00:48:05It's over and done.
00:48:07They're calling them frauds, they're putting the odds at 100 to 1.
00:48:11It's a walk in the park, it's a kick in the pants.
00:48:15We're sitting on top and Tweety don't stand a chance.
00:48:18He thought he could win.
00:48:20You know what I say?
00:48:21They yelled, congrats, you're smarter than cats.
00:48:24Well, baby, no way!
00:48:25You're falling behind, so I say in advance.
00:48:29It's in the bag and Tweety don't stand a chance.
00:48:32He's gonna do great, he's coming on home.
00:48:36He got past Cairo, London, Frankfurt, Paris, and Rome.
00:48:40He can't be stopped, and he's gonna win.
00:48:44So place your bets, cause Tweety Bird's head, I say headin' on in.
00:48:47There ain't no way, he's on his way.
00:48:49He's going to fail.
00:48:50He's got those friends, he's starting to sweat.
00:48:52And you can have, he's going to bail.
00:48:54He's almost home, he's way behind.
00:48:56He's out and from, he's in a bind.
00:48:58Don't leave, come on, that's why we've been to fun.
00:49:00Cause none of you stand a chance.
00:49:01Hey!
00:49:02Excuse me.
00:49:02Pardon me.
00:49:04Shut up.
00:49:05He knows the way.
00:49:07Old Tweety's lost.
00:49:07He's almost here.
00:49:08He'll never get home.
00:49:09He got past Cairo, London, Frankfurt, Paris, and Rome.
00:49:12He's givin' it up.
00:49:13He'll keep his cool.
00:49:14He'll blow a fuse.
00:49:15He's gonna win.
00:49:15He's gonna lose.
00:49:17And I'm tellin' you now, another new stand a chance.
00:49:27May we help you?
00:49:29If you please, sir.
00:49:30We'd like to see Granny.
00:49:31Granny, we hate to bother you in here,
00:49:34but we just got kicked off the street for selling flowers without a permit.
00:49:38We can't afford a permit.
00:49:40There, there.
00:49:42Granny hasn't forgotten about you.
00:49:48What?
00:49:49Are you sure about that?
00:49:50And I'm tellin' you now, that none of you stand up.
00:49:54Hold it!
00:49:56Granny pledges the bulk of her winnings
00:49:58to save a destitute British children's park.
00:50:04And I'm tellin' you now, that none of you stand a chance!
00:50:13Save a park?
00:50:15Like I need a stronger push.
00:50:17Oop!
00:50:17Ow!
00:50:20Look!
00:50:22It's them!
00:50:23Lady!
00:50:32Get the park!
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:46I got your paw prints right here!
00:50:51Oh!
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:54Tough crowd!
00:50:55Here we are!
00:50:56Here we are!
00:50:57Here we are!
00:50:57Here we are!
00:50:59Here we are!
00:51:02Whoa!
00:51:12I gotcha!
00:51:18Hey, there they are!
00:51:25Euah!
00:51:27Whee!
00:51:29Eee!
00:51:30Eee!
00:51:30Eee!
00:51:32Oh!
00:51:32Eee!
00:51:32Eee!
00:51:43Stick with me, hon.
00:51:44You're good luck.
00:51:55Ooh, we gotta scoot.
00:51:57That last song made us a whole minute wait.
00:51:59Let's go.
00:52:00Let's go.
00:52:10Let's go.
00:52:11Let's go.
00:52:14Let's go.
00:52:16Let's go.
00:52:19Let's go.
00:52:21Let's go.
00:52:24Let's go.
00:52:25Let's go.
00:52:25Let's go.
00:52:25Let's go.
00:52:28Let's go.
00:52:46Ah, New York, New York.
00:52:49Flying by night through the Poconos put us a full day ahead, Olga.
00:52:53Your internal sense of time is truly invaluable, Tweety.
00:52:56But can't we enjoy the sights for once?
00:52:58Hmm.
00:52:59Well, I suppose so.
00:53:01Look, there's Times Square.
00:53:03Yeah.
00:53:04It looks like the center of the universe.
00:53:08Eh, you might say that.
00:53:22Ahoga, if you were a hot dog, what kind of hot dog would you be?
00:53:26A plump, tasty, juicy one with lots of mustard.
00:53:47Oh, drat, you've sabotaged my Manhattan destruction weapon
00:53:52with an inferior grade of earth condiment.
00:53:56Another dissatisfied customer.
00:53:59Hold the onions.
00:54:19Gotcha this time, you little...
00:54:26Oof!
00:54:32Sheesh, nothing like getting your nose rubbed in it.
00:54:36Oh, there's just gotta be some way of catching that bird.
00:54:40Huh?
00:54:49Stolen royal passport?
00:54:53As Granny might say,
00:54:55Aha!
00:54:56Stolen royal passport still missing!
00:54:59Here's where I get to be scintillatingly incandescent.
00:55:04And downright smart, too.
00:55:05Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm!
00:55:18Oh, two canaries, one Concord ticket.
00:55:22Just think, Tweety.
00:55:23In an hour and a half, you'll be in London,
00:55:25Finish with your global trip a full day early.
00:55:28Yeah, I know.
00:55:29What's wrong?
00:55:30It's just that I'll be there in no time and down to just one putty tatter out with.
00:55:35Where's the stretch?
00:55:39You mean you want more of a challenge?
00:55:41That's it, Olga.
00:55:42Who needs supersonic?
00:55:44We can ride the jet stream back to England instead.
00:55:47After all, we are a full day ahead.
00:55:49Whoa, isn't that cutting it close?
00:55:52And risky.
00:55:53Risk is my middle name.
00:55:55How hard can it be?
00:55:56Just look at our success so far.
00:55:58Are you with me?
00:55:59What do you think?
00:56:01Give this Concord ticket to somebody that really needs it.
00:56:04I'm flying home the old-fashioned way.
00:56:17And what you got there, pussycat?
00:56:22Holy cow!
00:56:27Official police business!
00:56:29Official police business!
00:56:30Oh, hey!
00:56:31What's going on?
00:56:32What's going on?
00:56:32What is this?
00:56:33Gotcha!
00:56:36There you are!
00:56:46Sorry, lads.
00:56:47You'll have to exit.
00:56:48Time to take off and all that, you know.
00:56:53Those birds have got to be someplace aboard that stupid supersonic plane.
00:56:59We do have one extra ticket if you want to come to London that badly, sir.
00:57:03I'm flying to London.
00:57:07I'm flying to London.
00:57:09What the?
00:57:11So long, putty.
00:57:13See you in London.
00:57:18That's pretty.
00:57:19All noise and no results.
00:57:26I don't like the look of those dark clouds, Tweety.
00:57:28They just mean we'll have to flap harder, that's all.
00:57:31There's nothing I can't do.
00:57:33I have an infallible inner sense of time.
00:57:40For reasons known only to Tweety, the brave canary has forgone the prearranged Concord Passage
00:57:46home and chosen instead to make this final flight lake the hard way.
00:57:50Ha!
00:57:51Rather plucky.
00:57:52What?
00:57:52Complicating Tweety's trek is this sudden, unusually late season Atlantic hurricane.
00:57:58Oh?
00:58:01Ah!
00:58:01Oops!
00:58:04Oh, my!
00:58:09What?
00:58:10There goes my electronic train smitter.
00:58:16Try to hold on, Auga!
00:58:21Whoa!
00:58:23Oh, my gosh.
00:58:24Auga's gone!
00:58:26Auga!
00:58:34Tweety's finished.
00:58:35I say, Tweety's finished, boys.
00:58:37His signal's lost.
00:58:39This is it.
00:58:40There ain't no way.
00:58:41He'll blow a fuse.
00:58:42He's going to fail.
00:58:44He's going to lose.
00:58:45And I'm telling you now.
00:58:48That Tweety don't stand our chance.
00:58:54In the planet's next crazy global long shot, millionaire entrepreneur Mitch Hanson
00:58:59is rolling around the world in a wooden barrel starting right this minute.
00:59:02It's the chance he's gonna take it.
00:59:05We say he'll never make it.
00:59:07Cause no one's ever done it all the ways.
00:59:11Right up there around the world in eighty days.
00:59:17Just business.
00:59:28Oh, my gosh.
00:59:30This can't be.
00:59:31I always come out ahead.
00:59:34Maybe because I always care about that the most.
00:59:38Well, there's only one thing that matters to me now.
00:59:48You can win every race you ever won in.
00:59:53You can take home every prize.
00:59:56Have a meteoric rise to the top of the world.
01:00:01And when you get there, you'll be there by yourself with just a trophy on your shelf.
01:00:10The best thing you can win is a friend.
01:00:15Someone who can guide you.
01:00:18Be there right beside you.
01:00:20Hand in hand until the bitter wind.
01:00:24The only thing worth winning is a friend.
01:00:31You can fight to get the gold in silver meadows.
01:00:36You can smile and hold them up.
01:00:38Win the gold in victory cup.
01:00:41And someday when you're all alone, you'll see
01:00:45That trophies lose their glow.
01:00:48And that's when you will know.
01:00:52The best thing you can win is a friend.
01:00:57When those meddles start to rust and your memories turn to dust.
01:01:02Who'll be there beside you in the end?
01:01:07Who cares about the race?
01:01:09Who cares about first place?
01:01:12The only thing worth winning is a friend.
01:01:40Who cares about the Notes?
01:01:45How's that for irony?
01:01:49Huh?
01:01:53Hold that thought!
01:02:04Your passport... it floats.
01:02:17Well, there's your problem.
01:02:20Ah, thanks for saving my passport.
01:02:26Are you always such a kind, caring person, Aruga?
01:02:29When I have the time.
01:02:37What do you do now?
01:02:38Oh, wait about 20 more seconds.
01:02:53It's the weight up. The only way to fly.
01:03:03Brrr!
01:03:04Come on, that's gotta be the English coast up ahead.
01:03:07Oh!
01:03:25Well, guess there's nobody here!
01:03:27That's a good little birdie.
01:03:30I've been following you all over the Bloomin' Planet.
01:03:34Just so's Aruga have your special passport for my collection.
01:03:38Got any problem with that, do ya?
01:03:46Hey!
01:03:47Nobody puts one over on me!
01:03:54Oh!
01:04:00Here's the culprit!
01:04:05What? Me?
01:04:06You, Tweety, are under arrest for stealing the missing royal passport.
01:04:10This delay kills the worst chance I had of making Wondon in time to win for Dwaney.
01:04:15Wait! Look!
01:04:19I'll take that.
01:04:21Hello!
01:04:22What's this?
01:04:22What's this?
01:04:23My special appointment to Tweety and the Looney Club by your royal majesty.
01:04:27Here, remove those cuffs.
01:04:28Tweety is no thief.
01:04:30Your papers are genuine, old boy.
01:04:32Sorry we ever doubted you.
01:04:33It was just that cat, you see.
01:04:41Blimey!
01:04:42This belongs to the Duke of Edinburgh.
01:04:48You're under arrest for stealing the missing royal passport.
01:04:58Take him to Scotland Yard.
01:05:08Now that it doesn't matter, I can tell you. I think I've lost my infallible sense of time.
01:05:14Oh, Tweety.
01:05:26Cool. It would have been the second royal passport I ever stole.
01:05:30I should have never put them both in the same pocket where I keep me fish and chips.
01:05:34Went and caused him to stick it dead.
01:05:39Of course, it would have aided me greatly to have properly laid my left from my right too.
01:05:52Oh, I blew it, Oga.
01:05:55Oh, it's not the worst thing in the world.
01:05:58Oga, I went to Annie down.
01:06:00We lost so much time in that hurricane and then on the island, those wild cats, that snowstorm being falsely
01:06:08accused and arrested.
01:06:09It was all too much to control.
01:06:11Tweety, control is an illusion.
01:06:14But I had it made, Oga. I was one day ahead in New York.
01:06:18I should have taken the Concorde. I could have been a contender.
01:06:26Holy smoke! You mean that subtitle was wrong?
01:06:29Mm-hmm.
01:06:32You just can't get good help, Highland Freelance.
01:06:38You see, we picked up a day crossing the International Dateline here, but then thought we lost it in the
01:06:44hurricane here.
01:06:45But I lost my infallible inner sense of time here, too.
01:06:48What kept me on track after that?
01:06:50Tweety, don't you have some place to be right now?
01:06:53Oh, my gosh!
01:06:58You know, Granny, it isn't easy admitting defeat.
01:07:03You should have heard my sage wisdom before you made this foolhardy wager.
01:07:10Can it be?
01:07:12It is Tweety!
01:07:15What?
01:07:16Hooray! Hooray!
01:07:20This is most unexpected.
01:07:23Let's see.
01:07:24France and Italy, check and check.
01:07:27So this is your new friend, eh, Tweety?
01:07:30Birdie! Birdie!
01:07:33Hold it just a minute!
01:07:35This document is incomplete!
01:07:38There are but 79 feline impressions in here!
01:07:42Huh?
01:07:45Oh, my gosh! I forgot Sylvester!
01:07:54Why, cut it out! Not tickle!
01:07:57Paw twink number 80!
01:08:02No!
01:08:03No!
01:08:04Boulder Dash!
01:08:05All right, all right, blast it!
01:08:07You win!
01:08:10The pack and my lash cup caps are saved!
01:08:15Confidentially, my sympathy was like...
01:08:18With the bird!
01:08:23I dub thee, sir, Tweety, for helping recover the stolen royal passport!
01:08:30Thank you!
01:08:34I also have an infallible inner sense of time.
01:08:37But why spoil it for him?
01:08:38To be a hero 40 and quit!
01:08:43You won't, no!
01:08:45Available at then!
01:08:56It was fun!