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Dr. Decker comes back from Africa. During one year, he came across a way of growing plants and animals to an enormous size. He brings back a baby chimpanzee and he decides to use his chimp, Konga, to get rid of them.

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00:01:30Yellow One to base
00:01:32Go ahead Yellow One
00:01:33Can you please verify the size of what we are looking for?
00:01:37Sure, early reports are that the subject is over 50 meters in height
00:01:42Huh, wow, that big huh?
00:01:45Yep, that big
00:01:52You know, I should be fishing now
00:01:54Is that right?
00:01:56Yep, I was just about to head out with my son when I got the call
00:02:01And I played the good soldier
00:02:03You played the good soldier
00:02:05This is getting pretty ridiculous
00:02:08Remember, this is for the good of the nation
00:02:11Sure, not so much for the good of my marriage though
00:02:14I hear ya
00:02:16You do realize that I'm in this with you
00:02:18Well, there is certainly that
00:02:21So how much longer do we keep at this?
00:02:23I'm told until we locate the target
00:02:25Great
00:02:26How the heck are we not seeing this thing?
00:02:31Yellow One! Yellow One!
00:02:32Get the hell out of them!
00:02:33Oh my god, no!
00:02:35Look else!
00:02:35Don't let go of my gehabt
00:02:38Oh my god, no!
00:02:41This is mettre enamel
00:02:41Look these atier
00:02:49PLEASE
00:02:52Oh my god
00:02:53Oihi
00:02:54The
00:02:55Jared
00:02:55Atier
00:03:04The
00:03:05Of
00:05:34Okay, one more answer.
00:05:37Y-E-S.
00:05:40Let's see what type of vegetable you want.
00:05:47Sweet potato.
00:05:51Let's try that again.
00:05:57You have an email.
00:06:03What the...
00:06:08No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:09This can't be right.
00:06:14Oh, geez.
00:06:18Where's the manual?
00:06:28There you are.
00:06:30There you are.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:46Calculating trajectory.
00:06:48Times velocity.
00:07:01Oh, darn.
00:07:06Dave, are you sure?
00:07:08These numbers you sent me.
00:07:11They're legit.
00:07:12I crouched the numbers in twice then.
00:07:15It is what it is.
00:07:17I think you need to make the call.
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20It's time to wake up the general.
00:07:22I don't envy you.
00:07:24Wish me luck.
00:07:30I'm gonna need it.
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:43It is a gun in my pocket.
00:07:46No.
00:07:48I'm not happy to see you.
00:08:00This better be important.
00:08:06Whoa.
00:08:07Whoa.
00:08:08Slow down there, soldier.
00:08:10You don't just call me in the middle of the night and wake me up with poppycock.
00:08:17Poppycock?
00:08:18Well, it's like a bunch of hooey or nonsense.
00:08:23What?
00:08:24You never heard of the word?
00:08:26What the heck are they teaching you in basic training these days?
00:08:31Ridiculous.
00:08:34Are you sure?
00:08:37And you check the math.
00:08:42So, aliens.
00:08:45Have we calculated the trajectory to a landing site?
00:08:50Sorry, what?
00:08:52Crash site then.
00:08:55No.
00:08:56That's not good.
00:08:58We're going to need a tracker.
00:09:00We're going to need someone good.
00:09:02No.
00:09:02Someone great.
00:09:03We're going to need the best of the best.
00:09:06Spare no expense.
00:09:08If you catch my drift.
00:09:12That's right.
00:09:13You know what I'm thinking.
00:09:15Get him on this right away.
00:09:19Time to bring out the big guns.
00:09:22Martha.
00:09:25Get my pants.
00:09:28Martha.
00:09:41Get my pants.
00:09:43...
00:09:46...
00:09:57...
00:09:59...
00:09:59...
00:10:17Be very careful.
00:10:19This place can be quite dangerous.
00:10:31Skipper, Skipper, it's me, your best friend, your most trusted ally, Slotha, Redfez, the General
00:10:44asked for you to meet us in the jungle.
00:10:47There's an unidentified flying object phenomenon you must check out.
00:10:51I'll send you the coordinates.
00:10:53GPS coordinates.
00:10:56I'll text you the address.
00:10:58Goodbye.
00:11:06My source tells me that a local tribe of Amazons retrieved the power source from the fallen
00:11:11spacecraft.
00:11:16It's a disk-shaped item that they have taken to call in the Gozongas.
00:11:23It's our job to track it down and retrieve it.
00:11:43This map doesn't exactly show us where the Amazons are.
00:11:46It's going to take all day.
00:11:49Stay sharp.
00:11:50Stay sharp.
00:11:50We may be dealing with a savage bunch.
00:11:56That, uh, that doesn't sound too savage.
00:11:59You'll never catch me now.
00:12:01I'll bet you I can if I tickle you.
00:12:23Bakal, you must return to the village.
00:12:25Snuggled after with her, me.
00:12:27All three!
00:12:36Let's follow these three.
00:12:38Oh, amazing how you just thought of that.
00:12:42I don't see any better idea.
00:12:44Besides, they're clearly the tribe we're looking for.
00:12:48Marion?
00:12:49Marion?
00:12:51Huh.
00:12:53Interlopers!
00:12:54Let's kill them.
00:12:56Let's take them to the Queen. She'll know what to do.
00:13:14Bring out the prisoners!
00:13:18We obey mighty Queen.
00:13:21Remove the blindfolds.
00:13:29Check out the gazongus.
00:13:31Really?
00:13:33The amulet.
00:13:34Around her neck.
00:13:36It must be the gazongus.
00:13:39Are you sure of that?
00:13:40When it comes to gazongus,
00:13:42I know what to look for.
00:13:45Are we still talking about the amulet?
00:13:50Yeah. Sure.
00:13:54You two are charged with trespassing on sacred land.
00:13:57For centuries we have lived here peacefully.
00:14:00Your presence here has disrupted the natural order of our people!
00:14:04What do you have to say for yourself?
00:14:07My dear, I...
00:14:10How shall we address you?
00:14:12For generations.
00:14:14Too many to count.
00:14:16The tribal chieftesses have been bestowed with a name.
00:14:19A name that instills power.
00:14:21A name that chills the hearts of those who utter it.
00:14:24The name of my mother.
00:14:26And her mother.
00:14:27And grandmothers before her.
00:14:30A name that you should be honored to address me as.
00:14:33That name.
00:14:34That name!
00:14:35That name!
00:14:36Is...
00:14:36Peggy.
00:14:41Oh.
00:14:42Well.
00:14:43Well.
00:14:44Peggy.
00:14:46We're but poor, weary travelers.
00:14:48We mean no harm.
00:14:51If you would but give us food and shelter for the night,
00:14:53we'll be on our merry way.
00:14:57Spend the night?
00:14:59On the ground?
00:15:02Very well.
00:15:03You will be our guests for the evening.
00:15:06But you shall leave tomorrow!
00:15:10Now, if you don't mind.
00:15:24I have a plan.
00:15:26What is it?
00:15:27I need you to leave so I can be alone with Peggy.
00:15:30I bet.
00:15:31I just need to be alone with her long enough
00:15:33so I can get my hands on my gazangas.
00:15:35I know what you mean.
00:15:37Just do it!
00:15:39Fine.
00:15:41Can you please excuse me for just a second?
00:15:45Stay within the camp boundaries.
00:15:47Otherwise, it will not be good for you.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:55I trust you are enjoying yourself.
00:15:58I am now.
00:16:00How so?
00:16:01I never thanked you personally for sparing our lives.
00:16:04We do have rules.
00:16:06However, we are civilized.
00:16:08We do have compassion.
00:16:10And I like that compassion.
00:16:14That's good.
00:16:15I think we may be too close to the fire.
00:16:17I think the temperature is just right.
00:16:20I may not be from your world,
00:16:22but I still know what's considered appropriate.
00:16:25Do you?
00:16:26Do you really?
00:16:27The world changes.
00:16:28Things change.
00:16:30People change.
00:16:31Come with me.
00:16:34I don't think I can.
00:16:35Sure you can.
00:16:40This is so exciting.
00:16:42I've never done anything like this before.
00:16:44Of course, any men that have visited the island
00:16:48have died moments after landing.
00:16:51Nonetheless, never before.
00:16:54Right, right.
00:16:55But if we're going to do this properly,
00:16:57we need to take care of a few things first.
00:17:01Such as?
00:17:02Remove anything cumbersome.
00:17:04Like this watch.
00:17:06This watch is just going to get in the way.
00:17:11Of what?
00:17:13The stuff.
00:17:15You know.
00:17:17The stuff.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:23Take this amulet or whatever it is.
00:17:27It is so going to get in the way.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:30I'll just...
00:17:31I'll just take this off.
00:17:33And I'll put it right down there.
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36Peggy.
00:17:37Yes?
00:17:38I have something to show you.
00:17:40You do?
00:17:41I do.
00:17:43Show me.
00:17:44What's that?
00:17:45Over there!
00:17:46What?
00:17:47Zoink!
00:17:49Zoink?
00:17:50Zoink?
00:17:52Zoink?
00:17:52Zoink!
00:17:55Zoink!
00:17:57Zoink!
00:18:01Zoink!
00:18:01Let's go?
00:18:02Yeah, I almost got this.
00:18:03What? Are you crazy?
00:18:04I've got the gzongas.
00:18:05Oh, yeah, right, right.
00:18:06Oh, wait, wait.
00:18:07What?
00:18:08I called in a favor.
00:18:09There's a plane waiting for us at the edge of the island.
00:18:11Great!
00:18:32Go away!
00:18:33Go away!
00:18:35Go away!
00:18:36Go away!
00:18:39Go away!
00:18:41Go away!
00:18:41Go away!
00:18:50But I love him!
00:19:00Skipper, you need to deliver the alien gzongas to Professor Mills right away.
00:19:06He has to start research testing.
00:19:22Good evening.
00:19:24Clinical Trial KTNT Part 1.
00:19:28Please excuse my surroundings.
00:19:31Recent events have separated me from my lab.
00:19:35I'm attempting to splice DNA with the substance, along with this common houseplant.
00:19:42I believe that once unleashed to the elements, the substance will require a biological host
00:19:49to survive.
00:19:51Containment has been difficult, and I'm afraid that unless I can control this, future tests
00:19:58will be impossible, as the KTNT may become unstable, resulting in... God knows what.
00:20:07What?
00:20:11Here we go.
00:20:20I should have worn a watch.
00:20:27Well, early results are favorable.
00:20:30Well, the host seems to be accepting the splice.
00:20:39That's not a good sound.
00:20:44Excuse me a moment.
00:20:55It looks like the test subject did not work well.
00:21:01Perhaps a different specimen is needed.
00:21:12Good evening.
00:21:15Clinical Trial KTNT Part 2.
00:21:18The substance seems slightly unstable.
00:21:23The elemental breakdown has resulted in a few surprises.
00:21:28Namely, that there are elements that require classification.
00:21:32New elements, foreign elements.
00:21:35This will require more testing at some point.
00:21:39There does seem to be an organic nature to the substance.
00:21:44I believe that this will have the ability to splice with an organic of this earth.
00:21:52Previous testing had resulted in immediate decomposition.
00:21:57The basic genetic makeup of the houseplant unfortunately resulted in an unstable environment.
00:22:04I have since decided to conduct tests on live animals.
00:22:10I have acquired a primate to conduct the DNA splicing with.
00:22:15The specimen seems healthy and of good nature.
00:22:20Aside from a rather dreadful incident regarding some oatmeal this morning,
00:22:26I have full confidence that the experiment will be successful.
00:22:34I have modified the delivery method of the KTNT to pill form.
00:22:40Injection, I believe, will result in too intense an experience for the specimen.
00:22:55All right, here we go.
00:23:02Behave! Behave yourself!
00:23:05He survived!
00:23:07Survived!
00:23:08Survived!
00:23:16Well, the dose has been administered.
00:23:21Now we wait.
00:23:26Indeed!
00:23:33The name of the dog on the Brady Bunch.
00:23:35Tiger, you already asked me that.
00:23:37Ha!
00:23:40Turn to be tranquilized, sir.
00:23:47Uh, upon first observation, the subject seems in good spirits.
00:23:58There does not seem to be any adverse effect at all, actually.
00:24:08Well, that is certainly surprising.
00:24:11I'm not sure what's happening with the test subject, but with further tests I believe that we can isolate the
00:24:17anomaly and get some concrete results here.
00:24:21No!
00:24:22Ah!
00:24:23Wait!
00:24:24Susan?
00:24:25Are you okay?
00:24:28Susan!
00:24:30They found me.
00:24:33I need to turn this off, but...
00:24:37First...
00:24:40There you go.
00:24:42Your chains are off.
00:24:43Run!
00:24:44Hide!
00:24:45Hide. They cannot find you. Do you understand? You do understand. Incredible. You better go now. Hide. Now, to destroy
00:25:01the evidence.
00:25:07The target is terminated. No sir. No one alive sir. It looks like there was an animal that was chained
00:25:14here but no sign of it. Understood sir. There is a camera we will collect as evidence and burn all
00:25:22traces. Understood sir.
00:25:32Do you think mom will let us have a pet? No. Well, if we could have a pet, what would
00:25:40you have? A snake, a tranche, a dog, a cat, a hamster. Do you think she'll ever let us have
00:25:54one someday? I don't think so.
00:26:00Well, I hope so.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:39Bye.
00:28:41Major Ryan, it's time?
00:28:47Yes, sir.
00:29:45Of course.
00:29:51Hmm.
00:30:03Okay, here we go.
00:30:11Darn it!
00:30:28What?
00:30:34Sorry, having a bad morning.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40When?
00:30:42You're certain it was the work of foreign military agents?
00:30:47They took all the alien items.
00:30:50Everything?
00:30:51What about the specimen?
00:30:53I know there was going to be a live test subject.
00:30:56My twin brother updated me on the progress.
00:30:59Speaking of which, can you please put him on the line?
00:31:05Are you certain?
00:31:07Shot dead?
00:31:09In the back?
00:31:12I see.
00:31:15He was always the handsome one.
00:31:19No.
00:31:21I understand.
00:31:23No.
00:31:25Yes.
00:31:27We need to regroup.
00:31:29The test subject.
00:31:31Is it still at the compound or did they make off with that too?
00:31:38So it escaped.
00:31:40We need to find it.
00:31:42If we don't, all is lost.
00:31:44This takes priority over everything else.
00:31:47If we have a chance of making things right, we have to get going.
00:31:51Find that monkey.
00:31:53Find that monkey.
00:32:13Oh
00:32:23Good job, Walt.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:32This is awesome.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:38Hey, Bryson.
00:32:47How long can you hold yourself up for?
00:32:49What's the wagon?
00:32:50There isn't one yet.
00:32:51You go first.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:54Where's it going?
00:33:03Did you hear that?
00:33:04You're what?
00:33:05Over there.
00:33:07In the playhouse?
00:33:12Now it's over there.
00:33:14Under that plant.
00:33:15Under where?
00:33:17You said underwear.
00:33:19What was this?
00:33:20It's a chipmunk.
00:33:21It's a chipmunk.
00:33:22Chipmunk.
00:33:23Ah!
00:33:24Shh.
00:33:52Enough is enough.
00:33:53I need to find that monkey.
00:33:57Operator?
00:33:58Oh, hands on deck.
00:34:00Let's get every available resource on this.
00:34:05You heard me.
00:34:07Everyone.
00:34:09Well, sure.
00:34:11Why not?
00:34:12Yeah, even him.
00:34:14In fact, put me through to Major Bummer.
00:34:17Major Bummer.
00:34:17Right now.
00:34:19Right now.
00:34:21What?
00:34:23What?
00:34:24Hello?
00:34:25Major Bummer?
00:34:27Wake up, soldier.
00:34:29It's pronounced Bumie, sir.
00:34:32But I, uh...
00:34:33Did I ask for an opinion, soldier?
00:34:36Oh, ex-soldier, sir.
00:34:39Yeah, I know.
00:34:41Honorably discharged.
00:34:43Sure.
00:34:44But you know what, soldier?
00:34:46Your country needs you.
00:34:49And we need you now.
00:34:52No, no, I understand.
00:34:54Like, like, today, now?
00:34:58I wouldn't know any other now other than today.
00:35:04You know what I mean.
00:35:06Look, clean yourself up.
00:35:08I'll send you the mission information to print out.
00:35:11And now get going.
00:35:14Oh, yes, sir.
00:35:15Yes, sir.
00:35:16That's the spirit.
00:35:18Go get him.
00:35:26Bummer.
00:36:00We'll see you next time.
00:36:04Now boys, chipmunks are more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:36:10You mean like you and spiders, Mom?
00:36:13No, no. Spiders are different. They have eight legs and a million eyes.
00:36:21I gotta go in and make supper. Play nice, okay? Here's a snack for when you guys get hungry.
00:36:29Thank you. Okay, have fun.
00:36:57What was that noise? I hope it's not school again.
00:37:01Come all over from the playhouse. Wanna sneak in?
00:37:11What? You ate all our snacks?
00:37:14I was playing with you. How could I eat them?
00:37:17Let's have a look in the playhouse.
00:37:21It's a baby gorilla.
00:37:22Can we keep him?
00:37:25Sure, but I don't think we should tell Mom.
00:37:29What should we name him?
00:37:31Oh, Konga.
00:37:33Hey, boy. Welcome to our room.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:41One minute.
00:37:59Let's see what all the fuss is about.
00:38:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:38:11Well, let's get to it, soldier.
00:38:16Let's go.
00:38:23We can't have Mommy find Konga.
00:38:25Why not?
00:38:26Because we can't have a cat until we're, like, twelve.
00:38:31I assume we can't have a gorilla until, like, we're a hundred.
00:38:36Makes sense.
00:38:41Are you hungry, Konga?
00:38:44No, that was in my stomach. I didn't get my snack today.
00:38:47Thanks, Konga.
00:38:49Is everything okay?
00:38:50Yeah!
00:38:52I'm coming in.
00:38:56Now, what's going on in here?
00:38:58Nothing.
00:39:01Why are you answering me like you're asking me a question?
00:39:05I don't know.
00:39:06Mom, what's with the tenth degree?
00:39:09Tenth degree?
00:39:11Okay, what's going on over here?
00:39:14Why so suspicious?
00:39:17There's a saying among moms.
00:39:20When there's quiet, there's trouble.
00:39:23We could be louder if you like.
00:39:25That's not what I meant.
00:39:28Never mind. I'm out.
00:39:32Ooh, that was a close one.
00:39:33Not so quiet.
00:39:35Eww! That was a close one!
00:39:39You guys getting along up there?
00:39:40Yes!
00:39:51You guys getting along.
00:39:52Yeah, it was a close one!
00:40:03Yeah, but it's easier to say,
00:40:04You can ask.
00:40:05It's GOING!
00:40:05Yeah, that's a close one!
00:40:06Yeah, you cause it's a close one?
00:40:12It's a close one!
00:40:15I can't give one of my kids, too.
00:40:16I'm not making a feel alive.
00:40:16There are many kids there,
00:40:23Good afternoon, ma'am. How are you today?
00:40:26I'm fine. Everything okay?
00:40:29Yes, yes. Everything is fine. No need for alarm. I just wanted to know if perhaps you have seen this
00:40:36ape.
00:40:37Ape? You're asking me if I've seen a wild ape on the loose and not to worry? Are you kidding
00:40:44me?
00:40:45I'm sorry. I just didn't want to worry you.
00:40:48Well, you did. And no, I have not seen any apes. Geez.
00:40:53Well, I wanted to... I can't believe this guy.
00:41:03That was a close one. Too close. Do you know what this means? No.
00:41:08More time to play with Conga! Yay!
00:41:19I don't wanna work. I just wanna play. Don't do as I do. Just do as I say.
00:41:29Life is too short to stand with a frown. All I wanna do is monkey all around.
00:41:38Boys will be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll
00:41:45be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys. We'll be boys.
00:42:37This is the end, see what the world is going to happen.
00:42:37good news nothing yet sir I just wanted to check in is all now what kind of an
00:42:45idiot would call with an update of I have nothing that's the call when I call
00:42:51you just thought you'd like to know that I'd like to know that you didn't find
00:42:56anything that's ridiculous I understand sir it won't happen again it better not
00:43:04I want you to update me every hour on the hour you understand but what if there's
00:43:11nothing sir I told you not to call me and report nothing you soldier need to get
00:43:19your ears checked understood sir good talk to you in an hour then yes sir maybe
00:43:29sir yes sir maybe sir I have one hour to find that ape
00:43:47you
00:44:26Yeah, we're going to need more backup.
00:44:31Only Danger Force can help us now.
00:44:34Time to get the team back together.
00:44:40And now a special news update with KBN reporter Megan Bacon.
00:44:48Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:44:50We will return to Who's Making Cakes after this important bulletin?
00:44:56There have been unconfirmed reports of a large creature roaming the streets of our city.
00:45:01Some have described as a large chimp.
00:45:04Others believe the monster to be that of a monkey variety.
00:45:09Well, I'll tell you folks, this anchor does not quite know the difference.
00:45:15What's this?
00:45:18Yes.
00:45:19I'm just getting this.
00:45:21We have some amateur footage coming in.
00:45:23We will cut to this footage immediately.
00:45:28Oh my.
00:45:29Are you seeing this?
00:45:32I've never seen anything like this.
00:45:34Ever.
00:45:35I swear.
00:45:36This is monumental.
00:45:38This is not a special effects, folks.
00:45:41This is coming to you straight from my camera phone.
00:45:43This is all good.
00:45:46This is a good thing.
00:45:47This is...
00:45:50I, uh...
00:45:52Well...
00:45:53I'm speechless, folks.
00:45:58You've got to be kidding me.
00:46:04I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. There must have been some mistake here.
00:46:10We now bring you back to your regular program. Good night.
00:46:30Yeah, yeah, no, I'm on it. I'm on it. Yeah, I can get it fixed. Yeah, it wouldn't be more
00:46:33than five bucks.
00:46:35Yeah, yeah, give me a call back, actually. I just heard noise in back. I think it's my dog. He's
00:46:39been missing.
00:46:40We haven't found him for weeks. I think he's out in the barn. I gotta go check it out.
00:46:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, call me back. Alright, bye.
00:46:48Skippy? Skippy? Where are you, boy? Skippy? Skippy? Where are you, boy? Skippy?
00:46:55Okay. Huh. That's weird.
00:47:01Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:47:11Hooey! That's one blue ribbon given!
00:47:28Oh my god!
00:47:43I don't know.
00:48:25I know he's out there somewhere else I'm gonna catch me a Bigfoot today hey what's
00:48:42that whoa he's even bigger than I thought
00:49:06oh oh nobody at the Bigfoot Society is ever gonna believe this good evening
00:49:19ladies and gentlemen I'm Megan Bacon we will return you to where we left our
00:49:25hairpiece after this important news message I believe that I may have acted
00:49:31rather hastily earlier this evening when we reported a large ape-like creature on
00:49:37the loose after multiple reports we can confirm that there is indeed an enormous
00:49:43ape running through the city what are its motives what are its thoughts and
00:49:50feelings what is its favorite food and if it is bananas will we now be forced to
00:49:57pay a premium for this commodity going forward local authorities are advising
00:50:02people to stay home if you must leave your house please be on the lookout if you
00:50:08come across this creature please do not feed or engage in any way the public is
00:50:15also asked that if they do see the creature to call the local authorities
00:50:19immediately we thank you for your cooperation and we now bring you back to
00:50:24your regular scheduled programming major bummer you're three minutes late yes
00:50:33sorry for being late sir it it's boomier any word on the backup the troops are on
00:50:42their way bummer
00:51:23you're going are home
00:51:40you're going to
00:51:44A giant gorilla?
00:51:47I'll believe it when I see it.
00:52:22No!
00:52:25No!
00:52:30Ow!
00:52:32Gross!
00:52:47I don't know.
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:42I don't know.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:33Mama pajama.
00:54:42Whoa, that is one skyscraper and eight.
00:54:56Sir, I'm setting coordinates to right now.
00:54:58I'm tracking this movement.
00:54:59It's about time, soldier.
00:55:01We don't have all day, you know.
00:55:03Yes, you should be getting it right now.
00:55:06Are you sure, soldier?
00:55:08All our readings are negative.
00:55:11Video confirmation.
00:55:12I don't see anything.
00:55:15Man, that's one big monkey.
00:55:20Oh, no, no, wait, wait.
00:55:41Whoa.
00:55:44Whoa.
00:55:45It's a funky monkey.
00:55:50It's so big.
00:55:52It's so big.
00:55:53What's happening to this city?
00:55:55What is happening to our world?
00:55:57What is going on?
00:56:00What is going on?
00:56:27What?
00:56:36What is going on?
00:56:39Oh, no.
00:56:41Oh, no.
00:56:51I'm sure.
00:56:53I'm sorry.
00:56:54Oh, no.
00:57:15No, there is no way that I'm going to let some gorilla rampage discommode this amazing
00:57:23life that I am. Don't you agree? Yes, you do.
00:58:01Are you sure this is going to work? I'm sure. We want to lure Konga to where we are. Are
00:58:08you sure he's going to chase a giant hot dog? If I was a giant gorilla, I would chase a
00:58:13giant hot dog. Let's go.
00:58:46Let's go.
00:58:49Let's go.
00:58:50Let's go.
00:58:53Let's go.
00:58:55Let's go.
00:59:06Let's go.
00:59:08Let's go.
00:59:11Let's go.
00:59:18Oh, my God.
00:59:46We interrupt your programming to bring you this important message.
00:59:51Millions have left the city and millions more are on their way out
00:59:56under the advisement of our mayor and local law enforcement.
01:00:01There have been many reports of mass destruction throughout the city.
01:00:05This creature is certainly upset about something.
01:00:09Upon multiple attempts at finding out exactly what the creature is upset about,
01:00:14we have learned two things.
01:00:17One, he does not just eat bananas, but live on the scene reporters.
01:00:24And two, he has not bathed in days.
01:00:28Those that are not able to leave the city are advised to stay in their basements if possible.
01:00:32If you do not have a basement, find a neighbor or find cover under your kitchen table.
01:00:38If you are in a high-rise, seek shelter at low levels.
01:00:42Above all, please stay safe.
01:00:47We now bring you back to your regular scheduled programming.
01:00:52Which is, the news?
01:00:56Is that a thing?
01:01:13Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, Konga, follow the giant hot dog.
01:01:27Send in the air strike!
01:01:30Konga is moving away from the city.
01:01:32Get me the general on the horn.
01:01:34He made me in Sector 5 now, sir.
01:01:37Video confirmation.
01:01:38I still don't see anything.
01:01:41Start digging that trench and fill it with gasoline.
01:01:45I'd like to order a large pizza.
01:02:13I'll be right back.
01:02:17I'll be right back.
01:02:39I'll be right back.
01:02:58I need to get him fast! Fire! Fire!
01:03:26Fire! Fire!
01:03:27Fire! Fire!
01:03:41Fire! Fire!
01:03:56No! This monkey can really take it!
01:04:08Mando, we love you!
01:04:19Who still has a visual?
01:04:22Negative, sir.
01:04:23Where'd he go?
01:04:24All right, everyone. Stand down until we see him again.
01:04:36Oh, he's a little cutie.
01:04:39Hey, little cutie.
01:04:59What's the cutie.
01:05:24A lot of people, the people that were terrible, didn't have to be a blade.
01:05:39Yes, General.
01:05:42No, it looks like he got away.
01:05:47I have no idea where he went.
01:05:50It's a mystery.
01:05:55I don't care what the facts are, Major.
01:05:58A thing of that size doesn't just up and disappear.
01:06:03That is no way to talk to your superior officer, Soldier.
01:06:07Not while he's investigating the death of his own twin brother.
01:06:14So you've been honorably discharged again?
01:06:18All right, then. Ex-Soldier.
01:06:23Well, all the best to you, too.
01:06:31I can't believe that guy.
01:06:32Trying to convince me that this massive ape just disappeared.
01:06:38What kind of malarkey is that?
01:06:43Actually, I think I have an explanation.
01:06:46Wait, what?
01:06:47What? How?
01:06:49Great to see you, too.
01:06:51Let me explain.
01:06:53So in my research recordings, I mentioned that the KTNT was very unstable.
01:06:59When I applied it to a plant, the plant fizzled out.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:03So instead of the ape fizzling out, his genetic makeup eventually rejected the foreign element.
01:07:11Once it left the host, the monkey reverted back to his original size.
01:07:16Ah.
01:07:17Next question.
01:07:18Well, that is a story in and of itself.
01:07:21Yes, I was shot.
01:07:23Yes, I was considered dead.
01:07:25But here's the crazy thing.
01:07:27Not sure how I feel about more crazy, though.
01:07:30Well, since this craziness is over with, I think you're good.
01:07:35Gotcha.
01:07:36So after I was so rudely shot in the back by terrorists, my body fell in the smallest drop of
01:07:43KTNT.
01:07:44So it made you grow big?
01:07:46Heck no.
01:07:47That's not scientifically possible.
01:07:49I'm no ape.
01:07:51All right.
01:07:52What did happen was that all my wounds were healed within a few days.
01:07:56Imagine that.
01:07:58I'm trying to.
01:07:59And that's it.
01:08:00So is there any of the KTNT left for analysis?
01:08:04Not a drop.
01:08:05A real shame, though.
01:08:07True, but it is nice to have you back, brother.
01:08:11Jimbo.
01:08:12Timbo.
01:08:14Should probably sanitize myself.
01:08:18You're right.
01:08:24Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:27We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important message.
01:08:33As soon as everything started, it has ended just as quickly.
01:08:39Law enforcements are just as baffled as the general public.
01:08:42The creature has disappeared.
01:08:44I repeat, the creature has disappeared.
01:08:48The city, and for that matter, the world, is trying to figure out exactly what happened.
01:08:54From here, all we can do is look for answers.
01:08:58Answers for questions like, what was the motive for the rampage?
01:09:02Did it find what it was looking for or accomplish what it wanted?
01:09:05If so, is that why it left?
01:09:09Where did it go?
01:09:10And how did it leave without a trace?
01:09:14We may never know.
01:09:16Hopefully, we do not have to go through this ever again.
01:09:20For now, we rebuild and forget the time that our city was run over by a monkey.
01:09:27We now bring you back to Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:32Good night.
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01:09:53Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:53Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:54Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:54Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:54Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:55Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:09:56Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:10:01Fun with Marmalade, already in progress.
01:10:03I don't want to work. I just want to play. Don't do as I do. Just do as I say.
01:10:13Life is too short to stand with a frown. All I want to do is monkey all around.
01:10:21Boys will be boys will be boys. Boys will be boys will be boys.
01:10:39Time is finally here. The work week is done. All I'm gonna do is live my life for fun.
01:10:48I've got your days to rock. I've got your days to roll. Time to shape this place and let the
01:10:56good times roll.
01:10:58Boys will be boys will be boys.
01:11:42Boys will be boys.
01:11:51We'll be boys.
01:12:16We'll be boys, oh yeah.
01:12:22What's that?
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