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Two friends forced to spend the night in a ghost town find themselves hunted by a prehistoric predator.

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00:05:32There you go, yes!
00:05:34See?
00:05:34You hang out with me long enough, you become fierce!
00:05:38Nailing it!
00:05:39Woo!
00:05:40We're gonna be saved!
00:05:50Well that didn't work!
00:05:54Maybe I need some more sexist tips!
00:05:56Any other bright ideas?
00:05:58Any other bright ideas, Kyle?
00:06:05Any other bright ideas, Kyle?
00:06:26Oh, I know!
00:06:28Oh, I know!
00:06:29Oh, I know!
00:06:29I'm joking!
00:06:30I'm joking!
00:06:30I'm joking!
00:06:30Come on, wait!
00:06:31Come on!
00:06:32I'm gonna do it!
00:06:33I'm talking to her, every, I know!
00:06:53Well, I'm not!
00:06:53You're Sean!
00:06:54I'm not her, I'm not!
00:06:59I'm not!
00:07:00You're as close!
00:07:01I was just a little bit of a thing!
00:07:11Ah, the sign says it's open.
00:07:19What?
00:07:25Julia, what are you doing?
00:07:26Oh, come on.
00:07:26We didn't come all this way for nothing.
00:07:28Well, we also didn't come here to be shot either.
00:07:30Julia.
00:07:31Come on, baby.
00:07:59Look's abandoned to me.
00:08:02Hello?
00:08:07Hello?
00:08:11Hello?
00:08:13Motherfucker.
00:08:15Jesus Christ.
00:08:19Hello?
00:08:27Damn it.
00:08:30I don't think there's anyone here.
00:08:38All right.
00:08:38I'm not giving up yet.
00:08:52This place is fucking strange.
00:08:54I think there's a caravan we can stay in.
00:08:56It's actually a camper van.
00:08:58Oh.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:08:59It's an American thing.
00:09:00You wouldn't get it.
00:09:09Oh, look, baby.
00:09:10You get yourself a pair of shoes.
00:09:11Oh, yeah.
00:09:13Cute.
00:09:16Look at your beard trimmed.
00:09:20Hello?
00:09:22I need a room.
00:09:25Desperately.
00:09:26Juliet.
00:09:27Yeah.
00:09:29What do you think of the resemblance?
00:09:30I'm so handsome.
00:09:32Treat.
00:09:33It's like a much younger version of you.
00:09:41Maybe you're right, Kyle.
00:09:43This place is kind of weird.
00:09:48They're creeps.
00:09:57It's so cool.
00:10:16What is it?
00:10:20Don't, don't, don't worry, just a friendly visitor, no worries.
00:10:22What the hell is it, Kyle?
00:10:24It was a creature in the slithering time, but don't worry, it's fine.
00:10:26Okay, settle your horses, we're leaving.
00:10:28You know how I feel about snakes, Kyle.
00:10:30Okay, all right, so then where to now?
00:10:32I don't care, anywhere but here.
00:10:33I will strip down to my bra to get us a ride if I have to, okay?
00:10:37Julia!
00:10:41Julia!
00:10:42Uh-uh!
00:10:43Julia!
00:10:44No, we need to get out of this creepy ghost town before the ghosts come out.
00:10:56All right.
00:10:59All right, what do you want to do?
00:11:05I think that's someone's house.
00:11:11You want to go in there?
00:11:13Spooky.
00:11:14It's going to get dark soon, so what other option do we have?
00:11:38I like this color.
00:11:49Hello?
00:11:51Hi, our car just broke down.
00:11:53We just want to know if someone's got a phone that we can use.
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Hello?
00:11:57Hello?
00:12:26What's that smell?
00:12:29I don't know I think it's you babe, what's that that you're wearing?
00:12:35Oh, Tior
00:12:39Beers
00:12:43Hey, so old
00:12:47Yeah
00:13:03I just don't
00:13:17What is wrong with you?
00:13:19Babe, come on
00:13:22There's no one here
00:13:45Tria, there's someone in here
00:13:54What do we do?
00:14:02Sir?
00:14:14Sir?
00:14:14Sir?
00:14:19I think you're gonna have to do better than that
00:14:21Well, the job's yours if you want it, honey
00:14:26Excuse me
00:14:28Sir?
00:14:30Are you okay?
00:14:31I think he's dead
00:14:32I think he's dead
00:14:33Dad, I can see him breathing
00:14:34He's not breathing
00:14:35I can see him breathing
00:14:40Wake up!
00:14:45What the hell are you doing in my room?
00:14:47Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:14:48We weren't trespassing
00:14:49It's just we found this place and then we have something hiding up in your room
00:14:52And um, we thought that um, but we thought
00:14:56He thought you were dead
00:14:57Dead?
00:14:59What are you doing yelling at a dead man?
00:15:01Or maybe injured or something, Julia
00:15:05No, no, no, I was just taking my afternoon nap
00:15:10We're so sorry to have woken you
00:15:14Um, um, Mr...
00:15:19Name's Ray
00:15:23Hi Ray
00:15:24Hi
00:15:25Hi
00:15:25I'm Julia
00:15:26Nice to meet you
00:15:28And this is Kyle
00:15:31We don't get much company out this way
00:15:35Yeah, um, the place looks abandoned, so...
00:15:38Well, we're in the middle of renovating, um, my brother and I, that is
00:15:42Oh, your brother?
00:15:43Uh huh
00:15:44Does he sleep somewhere around here, too?
00:15:51No, uh, he's went off to town for supplies
00:15:57Alright, sorry, um, do you have a phone?
00:16:01No, we don't have a phone here
00:16:03Do you have a, um, a spare tire?
00:16:07We could give you some money for it
00:16:09Probably got a couple around here that might fit
00:16:12Ah, okay, terrific, right
00:16:14Alright, so if we could just, um, maybe you could give us a lift actually down there
00:16:18And then we could just put the tire on, we'll be out of your hair
00:16:20Eh, that would be a bit of a problem
00:16:22Because my brother's gone with the only running vehicle
00:16:26Ah
00:16:27Okay
00:16:28Could stay the night here
00:16:31Make you some supper
00:16:34Thank you, Ray, really, thank you
00:16:36It's just, um, the reason we're on this trip is actually Julia's got a really important show tomorrow in LA
00:16:42Show? What kind of show?
00:16:44Uh, stand-up
00:16:47I am standing up
00:16:50No, um, stand-up comedy
00:16:53I'm a comedian
00:16:56Gotcha
00:16:58I like a good joke out here every now and then
00:17:01Hell's past the time
00:17:06When did you say the show was?
00:17:09Um, tomorrow night
00:17:11Well, he'll be back by morning
00:17:14And it's about four hours to LA from here
00:17:18So, should be able to get you there by noon
00:17:21Wow
00:17:24That's...
00:17:25Good
00:17:26Well, let's go get that supper
00:17:28Great
00:17:30Great
00:17:31Great
00:17:41Alright
00:17:42High
00:17:44From here
00:17:44Yeah
00:18:00You're without hall
00:18:09Well, here we are.
00:18:12This stew is from an old family recipe
00:18:14passed down by my grandma.
00:18:18Thanks.
00:18:19You're welcome.
00:18:32Hey, Ray, what's that?
00:18:35Well, here, have a closer look.
00:18:38That's a replica of an actual raptor's claw.
00:18:41Oh, treat.
00:18:43Oh, I love that.
00:18:44This whole area was a large hub for all that.
00:18:52Can you imagine?
00:18:54Dinosaurs roamed on this very property
00:18:56millions of years ago.
00:18:59Oh, wow.
00:19:02You have quite the collection here.
00:19:05The whole back room is full of this stuff.
00:19:07Got thousands of artifacts and fossils.
00:19:10Wow, thousands.
00:19:11Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Who's Joseph Thompson?
00:19:18That's my brother, and these are his things.
00:19:22So are you and your brother
00:19:24fixing up the ghost town
00:19:25to show to the public someday?
00:19:27That's the whole idea,
00:19:29and you can come and work the front desk
00:19:30when we're done.
00:19:40Oh, that's a good one.
00:19:43There he goes again.
00:19:45That's funny.
00:19:46If the comedy thing doesn't work out, that is.
00:19:51That's a good one.
00:19:55Go A little.
00:19:58Oh, my God.
00:20:29Oh, my God.
00:21:06Oh, my God.
00:21:15Oh, my God.
00:21:27This place is so creepy.
00:21:31It's like people locked up in one of these buildings.
00:21:34Shh.
00:21:43You hammered those right?
00:21:44No, that command is just fine.
00:21:47Sure wish I would have had some time to show you around here before it got dark.
00:21:51Perhaps I'll have some time in the morning.
00:21:53Oh, what?
00:21:57What the hell was that?
00:22:00Just restless spirits.
00:22:01Don't mind them.
00:22:02Oh, really, Ray?
00:22:02What was that?
00:22:03Did someone live out there?
00:22:05It's none of my business who lives where.
00:22:10Ray, Ray, Ray, no, that was a strange noise.
00:22:12Have you heard stuff like that before?
00:22:14I live in a ghost town, son.
00:22:16I hear all kinds of damn strange noises out here at night.
00:22:18Come on, let's get you to your lodging.
00:22:22I'll get you to your murder tonight for me.
00:22:36Oh, my God.
00:23:06Oh, that ought to scare the ghost away.
00:23:26Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:23:28Thank you so much, Ray.
00:23:32That's so sweet.
00:23:35Good day.
00:24:10Surely there's a comedy bit in all of this for you?
00:24:13Why do you think so?
00:24:15Show me something.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18No, no, no.
00:24:18Come on.
00:24:19Get up and show me something.
00:24:20A little evening's entertainment.
00:24:22Maybe I can learn something from you.
00:24:24Okay.
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:25Fine.
00:24:35Is this thing on?
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Laugh Factory.
00:24:40Tonight, we're going to speak about caravans.
00:24:42The funny thing about staying in a caravan is...
00:24:52They...
00:24:55They, um, what?
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Security, security.
00:24:59We got a heckler.
00:25:00Get her out.
00:25:02They...
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:10Fine.
00:25:11I don't know.
00:25:11Fine.
00:25:12I don't know.
00:25:13I have no idea.
00:25:14Not as easy as it looks, huh?
00:25:16All right.
00:25:16You put me on the spot.
00:25:17You try it.
00:25:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:19I have tons of stuff, but you're just going to have to get me out of here live.
00:25:23And then I can show you at my next gig.
00:25:29Seriously, though.
00:25:32Don't you think this Ray guy is strange?
00:25:35Maybe a little odd.
00:25:36Why?
00:25:38I just feel like he's hiding something.
00:25:42He's probably just not been around many people.
00:25:44I mean, look at this place.
00:25:45Just look at the pill bottles next to his bed.
00:25:51What if he's a psychopath and tries to kill us in our sleep?
00:25:57No itch, please!
00:26:06Why don't we wait until we're asleep?
00:26:08It's where less we'll fight.
00:26:11Okay, you need to stop right now because you're going to freak yourself out and we all know
00:26:14how you get, so...
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:17Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:26:18Hi.
00:26:19Where are you going?
00:26:20I have to pee.
00:26:21Alright, well I'll come with you.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24For protection.
00:26:25I'm a man.
00:26:28Right.
00:26:29For protection.
00:26:31I'm so sorry.
00:26:32I'm ladies first.
00:26:33Let's go.
00:26:53Come on, Mr. Bodangles, come on!
00:26:55Come on!
00:26:56Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh!
00:26:59Hey, there you go.
00:27:00Come on.
00:27:01Good boy, Rick.
00:27:19Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh!
00:27:54How long does it take?
00:27:55How long does it take you to pee?
00:27:56Not much longer.
00:27:59I'll just meet you back at the caravan.
00:28:01No, no, Julia, don't you dare.
00:28:03Don't you dare.
00:28:14Where were you?
00:28:16You're dead!
00:28:30I told you I was awful.
00:28:35This way.
00:28:39Please.
00:28:42Mr. Bojangles, where are you?
00:28:47Come on.
00:29:11No, no, no, no.
00:29:13I don't want Here Lies the Hacked-Up Body of Julia Clark could have lived a long and prosperous
00:29:17life if only her friend Kyle, who's buried next to her, hadn't said, it'd be rude to leave
00:29:20babe, written on my gravestone.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24You're stressed, and I get that.
00:29:26But, like, I really think there must be some sort of explanation.
00:29:28Well, I'm not sticking around to find out.
00:29:31Let's get your shit.
00:29:31Well, I thought he was quite nice, okay?
00:29:33I can't imagine him doing anything like that.
00:29:35Hey, you guys!
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:38You guys!
00:29:39Open up!
00:29:40No!
00:29:41Open up!
00:29:42I'm trying to tell you something!
00:29:43Fuck off!
00:29:43I'm warning you!
00:29:44Oh, no!
00:29:45Listen!
00:29:49There's something in the dark!
00:29:50Get back on this!
00:29:51I can't believe that just happened!
00:30:08What do we do now?
00:30:09Let's go back to the house and find a phone call.
00:30:12Shh.
00:30:14What was that?
00:30:15Who cares?
00:30:16Let's go!
00:30:16We gotta go!
00:30:17Shh!
00:30:18Shh!
00:30:19Did you hear that?
00:30:22Holy shit!
00:30:23I think there's someone in there!
00:30:26Gotta go!
00:30:27Come on!
00:30:27I don't know!
00:30:30Hey, Ola!
00:30:31Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:37Hello?
00:31:02Go!
00:31:03Go!
00:31:03Go!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:11What the fuck was that?
00:31:13I don't know-
00:31:13I don't know.
00:31:14I was like, oh!
00:31:14Coyote or something?
00:31:16What do you think of that law?
00:31:17Bigger than that for me.
00:31:19I'm trying to make some sort of nightmare.
00:31:20Okay, well, get your shit together.
00:31:22We've got to find a phone or something.
00:31:36Julia!
00:31:37Yeah?
00:31:59Fake.
00:32:00Isn't anything fucking real in this place?
00:32:07Julia, there's not going to be a phone in the kitchen, all right?
00:32:10Gotta try.
00:32:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:32:21What?
00:32:24He's a fucking liar.
00:32:26His brother's not coming.
00:32:28He never was.
00:32:29For all we know, he killed him
00:32:32and fed him to that thing he's got locked up out there.
00:32:36What in the hell is going on?
00:32:38We don't want any trouble.
00:32:40Where are you going?
00:32:42We're just about to leave.
00:32:43You can't.
00:32:45It's not safe out there.
00:32:46I've got something trapped in the shed
00:32:48and I don't know how long it's going to hold.
00:32:49What the hell is that thing?
00:32:51I don't know.
00:32:52I've never seen anything like it.
00:32:54Why don't we just hunker down here
00:32:56and wait till morning?
00:32:57My brother will be here.
00:32:59Bullshit!
00:33:00You lied to us, you crazy old man.
00:33:03What do you mean?
00:33:04Your brother's not coming for us tomorrow.
00:33:07Or ever.
00:33:12Why would you do that?
00:33:16Because I wanted the company.
00:33:20You don't know what it's like being out here alone.
00:33:23ever since Joe died.
00:33:36No more lies, Ray.
00:33:40We've got to know what's happening here.
00:33:43And what's that thing in the shed?
00:33:45I told you I don't know.
00:33:50Sorry about, you know,
00:33:53I did think you were trying to kill us.
00:34:03What is it?
00:34:04That I saw something.
00:34:06What was it?
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:16Did you hear that?
00:34:18Hell, it got out.
00:34:27Mr. Bojangles, you're alive!
00:34:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:34:31How long did you say
00:34:32that the door would hold for again?
00:34:34That wood plank should hold it a while.
00:34:35Why?
00:34:38When I was at the shed,
00:34:39when I fell backwards,
00:34:40I think I knocked the wood out of place.
00:34:44But the door should hold it
00:34:46for a little bit longer, right?
00:34:49Wouldn't bet my life on it.
00:34:55Mr. Bojangles.
00:34:57Mr. Bojangles, come here.
00:34:59Mr. Bojangles.
00:35:00Come here.
00:35:09Come on.
00:35:10Get over here.
00:35:10Come on.
00:35:17Mr. Bojangles.
00:35:17Come here.
00:35:18Come on, come on.
00:35:21Come on.
00:35:23Come on, boy.
00:35:33I'm going to get my dog, damn it.
00:35:36Come here, boy.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:37Come on.
00:35:39Hurry up.
00:35:44Come on.
00:35:46That's it.
00:35:47Come on.
00:35:47Come on.
00:35:50Come on.
00:35:51Come on.
00:35:52Come on.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:59Come on.
00:36:00Yeah, do it again.
00:36:01Do it again.
00:36:01Come on.
00:36:02Let's go, James.
00:36:03Come on, buddy.
00:36:04Come on.
00:36:05Come on.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:08Come on, bud.
00:36:09Here we go.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:27Mr. Bojangles.
00:36:29This got to be real.
00:36:30This got to be fucking real.
00:36:31I'm going to wake up soon.
00:36:37Keep this out.
00:36:38Keep this out.
00:36:40Keep this out.
00:36:48It knows we're in here.
00:36:51But if we don't draw any more attention to ourselves, we might lose interest.
00:37:01Just shut those up.
00:37:08Turn that lamp off.
00:37:14Get out.
00:37:15Down.
00:37:16Down.
00:37:18Down.
00:37:25Over here.
00:37:26Come here.
00:37:27Sure.
00:37:37We can't stay here.
00:37:38It's going to get in.
00:37:41Listen.
00:37:41I can try to get to the truck.
00:37:44The battery's about shot in it.
00:37:46But if I can get to the shed and get the battery charger, I might be able to get it
00:37:50started.
00:37:51Okay?
00:37:58Here we are.
00:37:59There's the saloon.
00:38:02There's the shed.
00:38:05You two, get over to the saloon and go through it.
00:38:09I'm going to go out back.
00:38:11Get to the shed.
00:38:13Then I'm going to come around this way and meet you over at the truck by the saloon.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:20Here.
00:38:24You're going to get this.
00:38:28Okay?
00:38:55I need this.
00:38:58Okay.
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:00Go.
00:39:00Oh, no.
00:39:32Oh, no.
00:40:06It's right there.
00:40:07Oh, no.
00:40:37Yeah, I'm fine.
00:40:38Do you feel my flesh in your eyes?
00:40:40I'm fine, okay?
00:40:41I'm fine.
00:40:41Okay.
00:40:51What's it doing?
00:40:56Julia.
00:40:57Julia.
00:41:00Julia.
00:41:02Julia.
00:41:06Julia.
00:41:12It's just a statue.
00:41:15It's a friggin' statue.
00:41:22It's just a friggin' donkey.
00:41:40Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:41:44I'm fine.
00:41:47I'm fine.
00:41:52I'm fine.
00:41:59I'm fine.
00:42:00I'm fine.
00:42:11Do you see anything?
00:42:13I see Ray.
00:42:34Oh, shit.
00:42:37It's getting better.
00:42:38Ray!
00:42:39Ray!
00:42:40Ray!
00:42:41Ray, watch out!
00:42:42Ray!
00:42:47Ray!
00:42:48Ray!
00:42:48Ray!
00:42:49Ray!
00:43:07Julia!
00:43:11Julia!
00:43:13Julia!
00:43:13Don't worry.
00:43:14Stay here.
00:43:16Julia!
00:43:18Julia!
00:43:18Don't worry.
00:43:27Hey!
00:43:30Hey!
00:43:31Over here!
00:43:52You can durante the day!
00:43:59saludable!
00:44:00No!
00:44:04Go, Tony!
00:44:05Let's go.
00:44:05Let's go!
00:44:05Go!
00:44:05Get up.
00:44:11как истин Аккьюем
00:44:14намibан
00:44:14ее
00:44:18wider
00:44:35I don't know.
00:44:50I don't know.
00:45:36I don't know.
00:45:49You okay?
00:45:50What's wrong?
00:46:24I don't know.
00:46:40I don't know.
00:46:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:45We need to find you.
00:46:45Come on.
00:46:45We will.
00:46:46Just take it easy.
00:46:48Okay?
00:46:49I'm fine.
00:46:50You sure?
00:46:51You okay to sit up?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:55Okay.
00:46:56Now you listen to me.
00:46:58You stay right here.
00:46:59Take it easy and rest up.
00:47:01I'll go get her.
00:47:04You should be ready to get the hell out of here when we get back, okay?
00:47:18Ray!
00:47:31Ray!
00:47:45Ray!
00:47:47No!
00:48:02No!
00:48:04No!
00:48:13No!
00:48:17No!
00:48:19No!
00:48:22No!
00:48:24No!
00:48:24No!
00:48:26No!
00:48:26No!
00:48:31No!
00:48:33No!
00:48:38No!
00:48:40No!
00:48:43No!
00:48:45No!
00:48:47No!
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:49:22Oh, my God.
00:50:09Oh, my God.
00:50:14Rick, Rick, Rick.
00:50:24Where the hell is happening?
00:50:26Rick, Rick.
00:50:41Kyle.
00:50:45Kyle, are you in here?
00:50:59Where is it?
00:51:00It's in the back room.
00:51:05Ray didn't make it.
00:51:07No.
00:51:08Okay, what about the car?
00:51:10It's dead.
00:51:21Where are we going?
00:51:22Far away from here.
00:51:25No.
00:51:26No.
00:51:26No.
00:51:37No.
00:51:42No.
00:52:04We're going to get out of here alive.
00:52:06We have to either kill the freaking thing or trap it.
00:52:15We're going to get out of here.
00:52:51One of us is getting on the roof and we'll distract while the other sneaks over the horse float.
00:52:55I think if we can lure it in, we can close the door and lock it in that cage section
00:52:59at the back.
00:53:00Do you understand?
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:09Oh, shit!
00:53:10Come on!
00:53:10Okay!
00:53:11Okay!
00:53:12Okay!
00:53:12Oh, it's on the roof!
00:53:13You go for the horse float, okay?
00:53:14Okay.
00:53:15Are you with me?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:16Okay.
00:53:16One, two, three, one!
00:53:18Wait, wait, wait!
00:53:19I have a question!
00:53:20Okay, I have a question!
00:53:21What?
00:53:21What?
00:53:21Okay!
00:53:22It's for horses!
00:53:24It's for horses!
00:53:25Not for this fucking thing!
00:53:25You have a better idea!
00:53:27No!
00:53:28No!
00:53:28I love you!
00:53:29You can do this!
00:53:30Ready?
00:53:31Yeah!
00:53:31One, two, one!
00:53:33Go!
00:53:34Go!
00:53:37Go!
00:53:38Go!
00:53:44No!
00:53:46Go!
00:53:48Go!
00:53:50Go!
00:53:51Go!
00:53:52Go!
00:53:53Get out of here!
00:53:54Go!
00:54:02Oh
00:54:34Over here you old fuck
00:54:43Julia
00:54:45Go
00:54:47No
00:54:48Go
00:54:48Go
00:54:49Go
00:54:50Go
00:54:52Go
00:54:59Go
00:55:00Go
00:55:01Go
00:55:06Let's go.
00:55:40No, you got it, you piece of shit!
00:55:43Come and get me!
00:55:53Shit!
00:56:09Shit!
00:56:19Oh, my God.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:57:11Oh, my God.
00:57:38$40, gas.
00:57:41Are you all right?
00:57:42I'm fine. Give me my change.
00:57:50You're welcome.
00:57:54Asshole.
00:58:10Oh, my God.
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:58:55Oh, my God.
00:59:35I thought you were dead.
00:59:37I told you I wouldn't have to show the world, hey?
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:50So, like, how the fuck are you alive right now?
00:59:58Oh, my God, my hand in the closet.
01:00:01You were in the closet?
01:00:03I haven't been in the closet for 17 years.
01:00:08You were in the closet.
01:00:10Oh, wow.
01:00:13we got a shared trauma, baby.
01:00:15We got a shared trauma now.
01:00:17Yeah.
01:00:18I mean, what the fuck just happened?
01:00:23oh we forgot our backpacks oh that's fine I don't need a backpack oh three miles back to the car
01:00:34I'm gonna call my mom now yeah I'm hungry I'm hungry too let's go to Danny Danny's
01:00:44oh pancake oh oh treat okay uh this next comedian coming to the stage she's hilarious originally
01:01:01from Las Vegas now living here in Los Angeles please put your hands together for the very funny
01:01:06Julia Clark
01:01:12hi guys my name is Julia nice to meet you uh how's everyone doing are you doing good
01:01:21great good honestly however you're doing you're probably doing better than me
01:01:26I'm doing pretty bad I'm honestly let's be real for a second I'm still dealing with the emotional
01:01:34trauma from being attacked by a raptor
01:01:41a prehistoric dinosaur yeah I'm dead serious yeah actually I was almost literally dead
01:01:49but my fabulously handsome and terrible at driving best friend Kyle saved my life
01:02:03he's actually newly single by the way
01:02:07but ladies don't bother he just recently came out of the closet so
01:02:11where he was hiding from the raptor
01:02:14remember what I was talking about the raptor yeah I wasn't kidding about that I wasn't kidding
01:02:18but also just some some genuine advice for you guys if you ever find yourself running from a raptor
01:02:25I suggest wearing comfy shoes because they are really fucking fast
01:02:31and they're really smart too while me and Kyle were running you know Kyle's like oh do you think he
01:02:37saw us
01:02:41and I was like yeah Kyle he saw us and he's probably doing our fucking taxes too
01:02:47he's really smart he's like oh Julia I just I saw you spent $200 at Ikea in July
01:02:53we could probably claim that back on work expenses oh my god raptor really
01:02:59that's like so cool thank you so much yeah of course Julia also one more thing yeah raptor
01:03:07and they eat me because he's a fucking dinosaur
01:03:30and they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:31because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:32because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:32because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me because they eat me
01:03:39because
01:03:54Babe, what's going on?
01:03:57What's going on, are you okay?
01:03:59Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
01:04:01Sorry.
01:04:02Babe, don't be silly.
01:04:03Come here.
01:04:06Is it a nightmare again?
01:04:08Yeah.
01:04:11Not the one that I get eaten, is it?
01:04:15Maybe.
01:04:18Great.
01:04:20Sorry.
01:04:21Okay.
01:04:22Look, I get it, okay?
01:04:23I really do, but they found it, right?
01:04:26There's nothing to worry about anymore, okay?
01:04:28I know, but I just keep thinking, like, what if he made more?
01:04:34You know?
01:04:36Babe, that's ridiculous.
01:04:38There's no way he made more.
01:04:39Is it?
01:04:40He could have totally made more.
01:04:42It's crazy that he made one.
01:04:43There's no way.
01:04:44I promise you.
01:04:45You promise?
01:04:46Promise.
01:04:48Don't worry.
01:05:06They have earthquakes in LA, right?
01:05:08Right.
01:05:09Totally.
01:05:09You're fine.
01:05:09Yeah.
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:17I promise.
01:05:45See?
01:05:46Me, nothing.
01:06:47Ready, and action.
01:06:49Now you listen to me.
01:06:51You stay right here and rest up.
01:06:54I'll go get her, okay?
01:06:56You just be ready to go when we get back.
01:07:02Oh, no, no!
01:07:10Oh, God, no!
01:07:16What are you guys laughing for?
01:07:18You're supposed to say cut.
01:07:23You guys are going to kill my vocal cords.
01:07:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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