00:07Sang it!
00:08Hey, dirty
00:09Baby, I got your money
00:11Don't you worry
00:13I said, hey
00:14I forgot the gin and juice
00:15Should I run back inside?
00:19I sentence you to maximum security prison
00:21You have 30 days to get your affairs in order
00:25Why?
00:27Sì!
00:27Ahhhh!
00:32Fuck!
00:33My life is ruined.
00:34They probably got you going to some club fed prison.
00:36I'm going to be attending San Quentin.
00:37There's a 100% chance that you're gonna be somebody's bitch.
00:40Ten years of this!
00:41Mmm, mmm, mmm! Stop!
00:43Ha, ha, ha, you!
00:44No, I don't want anymore! Stop! That's enough!
00:47Too late, he done tagged the next guy in.
00:49Help me to prevent this!
00:51I'll pay you.
00:5230,000 dollars.
00:53Done.
00:53What reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?
00:56I was being black.
00:57You're not exactly a thug, Darnell.
01:00Bitch, don't walk away from me.
01:01What the hell did you just say to me?
01:02Girl, stop.
01:03Fucking stop.
01:05We need to get you some extra protection on the inside.
01:07Tomorrow we're gonna go to my cousin Russell's house.
01:09Don't do nothing stupid, just dress casual.
01:11Blackface.
01:12What the fuck?
01:13See you tomorrow.
01:17Who the fuck are you?
01:19I don't think they've ever seen a white person before.
01:21Trust me, that is not the problem.
01:22Now, if you follow exactly what I say, you will survive in prison.
01:26I knew you were the right guy for the job.
01:27Gotta get used to fighting, man.
01:29I want you to punch that big-ass dude in the mouth.
01:31That's insane.
01:32You know, those type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin.
01:34I'm gonna fight the shit out of you.
01:35Is this the kind of fucking joke, man?
01:37Hey, guess what?
01:38I'm gonna shit down your neck.
01:39Give me one fuck up.
01:40No, please.
01:40Don't hurt my body.
01:41You gotta throw something back.
01:43My body.
01:44You better check yourself out.
01:45What are you doing?
01:46Working on my trash talk.
01:47I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass and see how many hits it gets.
01:50This is so dark.
01:51You're a disappointment to your parents, who I fucked.
01:55Okay, all right.
01:55You gotta be crazy to think of this.
01:57That crazy is good.
01:58You better check, check, check yourself or you wreck yourself.
02:02Yeah!
02:04Then goes the neighborhood.
02:05Help!
02:06As your incarceration expert, I don't feel like you're giving me 100%.
02:11It's Nazi titties!
02:13And they're huge!
02:14Fortunately, I got a plan.
02:16Oh, thank God.
02:16You're gonna learn how to suck.
02:19What?
02:19Life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dick-aid.
02:21Dick-aid doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
02:25Get hard.
02:27I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
02:28Yeah.
02:28I'm gonna suck your dick.
02:30This is terrible foreplay.
02:31This is gonna help me in the long run.
02:33Come on.
02:33Three, two, one, in the mouth.
02:35Right there.
02:36Don't point it at me.
02:37What are you doing?
02:38Like an Eskimo blowjob.
02:40Give me an American blowjob.
02:42Be a patriot.
02:42Here we go.
02:43Uncle Sam of blowjobs right here.
02:45Rated R.
02:47Starts March 27th.
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