00:04Your Majesty, may I present to you, the greatest detective of all time, Sherlock Holmes, and Dr. John Watson.
00:15I love you.
00:18Watson?
00:19Oh!
00:22What a looker, right?
00:24She is stunning.
00:31Sherlock Holmes, his methods are ingenious.
00:34Right there.
00:35He's a master of disguise.
00:38What have you done with Sherlock?
00:39Why Watson?
00:41I never left.
00:43Oh, amazing.
00:45And his mind is brilliant.
00:47Angle of approach, compensate for warp and flaw, termination of the ski tail.
00:52Well done, Holmes.
00:56Oh my God!
00:57Watson, stop having him!
01:01A murder in Buckingham Palace.
01:05Solve this case in four days or I will kill the Queen.
01:09Signed, Professor James Moriarty.
01:12Come, Watson.
01:13We have a killer to catch.
01:15Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
01:19Shall we begin the autopsy?
01:21Dr. Grace Hart.
01:22A woman doctor?
01:24Impossible.
01:25Fortunately, we have a real doctor.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Would you like some heroin?
01:32No!
01:37I have two days left to live.
01:39Solve this case.
01:41Her Majesty, would you mind if we had a picture together?
01:44Watson.
01:45Who's going to take the photograph?
01:47I will take it.
01:48You see, it's sort of a self-photograph.
01:50He's a real fan.
01:51I swear, I never do this.
01:53Hey, girl!
01:54Hey, girl!
01:58Over by the window, the lighting's much better.
02:00Yes, yes.
02:01Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh my God!
02:04Mother of shit!
02:05I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:07I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:10I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:16I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:18I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:18I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:18I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
02:19Grazie a tutti.