00:04e il award per best original screenplay
00:07goes to keith michaels
00:09for paradise misclaves
00:10it's tragic how much i'm enjoying
00:12getting this
00:16i'm a little bit desperate i can't pay my bills
00:19there is something you have to hear me out
00:21you thought of me for a teaching job
00:23teaching is an absurd profession practiced by desperate failures
00:28keith
00:28if it pays i'll take it
00:31i don't believe that anything worth knowing can be taught
00:34i intend to do as little as possible
00:36while carrying on with this charade
00:39hello flo welcome to the screenwriting class
00:43rosa
00:43moran
00:44you're a good looking guy dave
00:46get your own screenwriting class
00:49i'm holly carpenter
00:50what do you teach holly
00:50i'm a sophomore
00:51no it's good it's wonderful going back to school at your height
00:54yes exactly
00:55i thought that's what you meant
00:56i just have a question
00:58i would expect no less
01:00if you don't believe writing can be taught
01:02what are we going to be doing in class
01:07so
01:09the truth is that i'm going to be writing a movie about a teacher
01:13who's going to be in it
01:14i'm not at liberty to discuss that you know
01:16matt hasn't committed yet
01:17matt demon
01:18oh my god
01:19you arrived on campus
01:22you arrived on campus
01:22became inebriated
01:23insulted members of the faculty
01:25i don't like jane austen
01:26i'm just a little bit tired of female empowerment
01:33you dismissed your class for a month
01:35and that class bears a suspicious resemblance to a beauty pageant
01:40not the man
01:42well i'm glad you've thought it through
01:46you're trying to fill a spiritual vacancy with alcohol and young women
01:49yes
01:56that's what you hope for isn't it
01:57find some smart funny woman full of fire and honesty
02:01i found myself missing you
02:03it's quite possible that if i'd stayed away
02:05more hours i'd have just completely got over that
02:07but now we'll never know
02:13stay out of trouble
02:14yeah yeah yeah it will do
02:16and just one other thing
02:17tell them if matt wants a meeting he's gonna have to come here
02:19matt who is matt
02:21because you know there's always ryan
02:23gosling or ronalds
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