00:02so tell me
00:03tell you what
00:03about last night
00:05i meet this girl
00:07she gets drunk
00:07i get drunk
00:08we go back to my place
00:09so this bernie's got a pair
00:11it's ladies night
00:12i'm down
00:12i'm talking dirty
00:13i am impressing myself
00:15i made her feel like good and evil
00:17hung in a balance
00:18okay shh
00:19you need to go meet a nice looking female
00:21take her back to your place
00:22turn her out
00:23you know what your problem is
00:24you're too damn good looking
00:25what?
00:26best thing that can happen to your face
00:27is an industrial accident
00:29this is my roommate
00:30debbie sullivan
00:31this is danny martin
00:32nice to meet you
00:32nice to meet you
00:36i can't believe
00:37i slept with him on the first date
00:38tell me everything
00:39his eyes
00:40his body
00:41his mouth
00:43he did it
00:44what?
00:45i'm shaking your hand
00:46why?
00:46debbie man
00:47how do you know this?
00:48the roommate
00:48your girl or my girl?
00:49she's not my girl
00:50did you text her danny?
00:51i don't have her no
00:51you're gonna get it
00:52after all that stuff you did last night
00:53she gonna find you
00:54i'm gonna be a good friend
00:55and pretend like you didn't just say that
00:56i'm gonna be a good friend
00:57and act like i didn't see you check your facebook
00:58for a friend request
00:59what are you a 13 year old girl?
01:01alright get on top
01:02i'm not getting on top
01:03you gotta get on top
01:04i got on top the last time
01:05rock paper scissors
01:06loser get on top
01:06alright
01:07alright
01:07on three
01:10that's a tie
01:11so we gotta go from the side
01:12okay
01:14danny
01:15hey
01:19god i love you
01:20i love you too
01:21no no no
01:22who said i love you first?
01:24she did
01:24women approach that phrase with a tactical strategy normally reserved for an anti-terrorist strike team
01:29this was no accident
01:29that was an ambush
01:30this was definitely a disaster
01:32is it that bad would be the first one to say it?
01:34yes it is
01:35whoever says i love you first
01:36cares more
01:38let's just disappear
01:39join with his protection because you're screwed
01:42he broke up with me
01:44she broke up with me
01:46who are you waving those singles at?
01:47jail
01:48there ain't no magic in that mini mic
01:50baby
01:52man i'm seeing a difference in you
01:54i feel like it's because of her
01:55i'm kind of jealous
01:56i'm really happy for you
01:58really?
01:59hell no
01:59this is stupid
02:00really?
02:06hold on i'll get it
02:07you gotta start
02:08girl you look good
02:09looks really good
02:09hey girl
02:10listen to me
02:11the food is vile
02:12do not swallow the food
02:13you witcher
02:14she not looking
02:14spitting in the bag
02:15get low
02:16do it fast
02:17because the food will eat through the bag
02:18she'll smell it
02:18you and y'all
02:19i try to tell you
02:20yeah baby give me one more night
02:24oh yeah
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