00:01I'm on my way to Orange County to see my wife and kid
00:04They're gonna be so pumped
00:05Nothing more emotional than a soldier coming home, am I right?
00:08By the way, I'm Zorn
00:11Defender of Zephyria
00:12Conqueror of the tribes of Aegon
00:14Decapitator of the dark herdsmen of...
00:17I know you're fake sleeping
00:19Zorn
00:20You haven't seen us in 10 years
00:22It's hard to even have this conversation right now
00:25Because I want a Hot Pocket so bad
00:27And it's all I'm thinking about
00:28No, ugh
00:29What?
00:30I can't get him where I'm from
00:31Podor of Elangilov
00:32Mom tells you you got a job in town
00:34It's a place called...
00:34Sanitation Solutions
00:35My boss looks and talks exactly like a woman
00:38He carries a purse, he uses tampons
00:40Zorn
00:40Can I speak to you for a second?
00:42What you're describing is a woman
00:43No, no, son, you're not listening
00:45He's my superior
00:47Hey, you're a good guy
00:50Ex-husband of Edie
00:51Remember that time we had that fivesome with those mountain trolls?
00:54That was the old me, sex with the mountain trolls
00:56A lot of fun
00:57Sworn enemy of Craig
01:27This is my fiancée
01:29If I could just get him out there on the battlefield, I know he'd love it
01:33What do you think?
01:34It's all yours
01:35Now look, it's an older model, but it handles great on Murder Swoop
01:38I mean, you're the world's greatest dad
01:41What do you think I should do?
01:43I know you haven't always had a great relationship with your dad
01:46But he got a job, he got an apartment, he freed all his slaves
01:49I think he's really making an effort to change
01:52Food whore!
01:53Waitress!
01:53Yeah, we're gonna both have the ribeye
01:55How would you like that cook?
01:56Uh, not, I think
01:57Not, right?
01:58I'm a vegetarian
02:00What the hell is happening?
02:08Alan!
02:08I said no!
02:10What?
02:10Why?
02:11Why, son?
02:11Fly away!
02:12Thorn!
02:12You know what you got?
02:13You got passion
02:14You got fire in you
02:16Check this out
02:17Hey, look at that
02:18You can't be in here with that
02:20No, seriously, guys
02:21I'm gonna kill you with it
02:21Oh my god!
02:23Thorn, if you don't get rid of this thing right now, I'm calling animal control
02:26Oh, no, no
02:27This bird would kill animal control
02:28I'm not kidding
02:29Fine
02:29Jeez
02:31What the hell?
02:32It was painless
02:33Didn't feel a thing
02:34I've done this a billion
02:35Uh-oh, here we go
02:38This is what you do, Zorn
02:39You're gonna come in here
02:40Make a big mess and then disappear
02:42And who's left to clean it up?
02:47I've got to be a macho
02:49Ow!
02:50Oh!
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