00:01There you are, you little grey bastard.
00:06Jimmy is a man who has it all.
00:08A thriving restaurant.
00:10Cindy, it's pronounced carpaccio, not crappuccino.
00:12Adoring women.
00:13Does it feel to be the prettiest girl in the room?
00:15Does it feel to be the prettiest girl in the room?
00:17And nothing holding him down.
00:19Don't get me wrong, I love my life, but I'd give it all up just like that for a family.
00:26I'm sorry, we don't allow children.
00:28But all that is about to change.
00:31Play Pappy Pop.
00:34Hi.
00:35Kid, we're close.
00:36My mom is Sarah Kingsley.
00:37You dated for a while in 1989.
00:40I'm your son.
00:42Mrs. Edie, your granddaughter.
00:45Congratulations.
00:47I'm a grandfather?
00:49I'm a grand?
00:51I mean, sure, I have always wanted a family, but have I?
00:54This weird kid and his baby show up and ask me in the realest possible way, do I want
00:59a family?
01:00Well, my answer very honestly is, I have no idea.
01:04Sounds like you need some time to process this.
01:07Wait.
01:08What's the one thing that I've always said was missing from my life?
01:11The linen pant that goes from the beach to the bar?
01:13Yes, and the search continues.
01:15Everyone, I'd like you to meet Gerald and his daughter.
01:18You're a grandpa?
01:21We have a son?
01:23How could you do this to me?
01:24Have you met you?
01:25The only thing that you ever cared about was your career and your sex life.
01:28Speaking of which, girlfriend?
01:30Employee.
01:31Lesbian.
01:31Smart.
01:32Job requirements.
01:33Get back in the car.
01:35Mama!
01:35Hi, baby.
01:37Hey, baby.
01:38There's a really tan guy in the back of the house.
01:40He's hot, but he's old.
01:41Bye.
01:42That was Vanessa.
01:43I would love it if she stopped thinking of me as a friend who happened to cause a human
01:46being to pop out of her uterus.
01:48Yucky.
01:49Start seeing me as someone she could actually date.
01:51Thought you could give me some pointers?
01:52Come to daddy.
01:58Boy, look at the job I did on you.
02:01Why are you changing that baby?
02:04Vanessa and I are hanging out tonight.
02:05Oh, boy.
02:06I know it's last minute, but could you watch E.D. for me?
02:09Really?
02:09You trust me enough to do that?
02:11Well, I've literally tried everyone I know, but also I trust you.
02:15Bro, Deion Sanders is here.
02:16Get here.
02:17I can't.
02:17I'm babysitting.
02:18Figure something out.
02:20Deion Sanders, Jimmy Martino.
02:23Oh, hell no.
02:26Almost like she hasn't slept in a restaurant kitchen before.
02:30I hate her.
02:31Come here.
02:32You don't want one of those, do you?
02:34John Stamos.
02:35You feel a little warm.
02:38Why do you have a meat thermometer in her butt?
02:40People are meat.
02:42103.
02:42Where are you going?
02:43Hospital.
02:44Josh Pack.
02:45Tonight just confirmed everything my mom ever said about you.
02:50How'd the date go?
02:51Good.
02:51She liked my clothes.
02:53Family may come in an instant.
02:55Watch the pants with the...
02:56The hands are very dirty.
02:58But it always comes first.
03:00Parenthood is pretty much an endless string of moments where you think you've killed your
03:04kid.
03:04Suddenly I'm actually worrying about someone I care about.
03:07For like two seconds there, you reminded me why I dated you.
03:10You know, you still...
03:11That is never going to happen.
03:12Right.
03:15She's fine.
03:15It's just a fever and it's already going down.
03:19What happened?
03:19What'd I miss?
03:20She needs a liver transplant and you're the only match.
03:22I'm in.
03:23They needed to know a couple of things first.
03:24Do you dye your hair?
03:25It's not dye.
03:26It's colorizing cream.
03:27Have you had Botox?
03:28Yes, but not on my face.
03:29Then where?
03:33Good one.
03:36Can you give me a kiss?
03:43Did you just kiss me?
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