00:02www.mesmerism.it
00:30To tell it right, we gotta take you back before I squeezed into red spandex.
00:36Mr. Wilson, you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
00:41We can fight this.
00:42What if I told you we can cure you and give you abilities most men only dream of?
00:49I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weighty.
00:55If I never see you again, know that I love you.
00:58Mr. Wilson, when I'm finished, the mutated cells will heal anything.
01:02But you still think we're making you a superhero.
01:05We're making you a super slave.
01:07Mr. Wilson, come on.
01:08Mr. Wilson, you're gonna leave me all alone here with Jose Canseco?
01:12Whatever they did to me made my body indestructible.
01:16But my face...
01:18Mr. Wilson, look at me.
01:20Mr. Wilson, look at it.
01:22Mr. Wilson, no, I don't want to.
01:23Mr. Wilson, exactly.
01:25Mr. Wilson, I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero.
01:27But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a
01:33superhero.
01:35Cue the music.
01:36X-Go, give it to ya.
01:38Wait for you to get it on your own.
01:40X-Go, deliver to ya.
01:41We can't allow this Deadpool.
01:43I don't have time for your X-Men pull, Colossus.
01:45Besides, nobody's getting hurt.
01:49That guy was up there before we got here.
01:51Knock, knock, open up.
01:52I played a lot of roles.
01:54Damsel in distress ain't one of them.
01:56Have you seen this man?
02:05Wait.
02:05Did I leave the stove on?
02:08X-Go, give it to ya.
02:09Yeah, you're way too much dude for me.
02:11That's why I brought him.
02:14I mean, that's why I brought her?
02:17Oh, no, finish your tweet.
02:18Go get her, tiger.
02:21Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
02:25X-Go, give it to ya.
02:26Greetings, munchkins.
02:27Did you like that dose of green band goodness?
02:30Hankering for a little more action?
02:31Some big boy curse words, maybe?
02:33Check out DeadpoolWebsite.com for my Red Band trailer.
02:36Make sure to ask your mommy and tell her to call me.
02:38She's got the number.
02:39She's got the number.
02:39He's got the number.
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