00:08I was born into war, bred into it.
00:13People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it.
00:19What's the most pain you've ever felt?
00:24Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.
00:28Wait, no, stop!
00:30What in the actual ass?
00:33Dale, why are the visual effects not done?
00:36It's a metal arm.
00:37It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache.
00:40Ah, fuck it.
00:41I'll do it myself.
00:45I'm Cable, and I'm from the future, and I like blowing shit up.
00:49Pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:52Reach for the sky!
00:54Oh no, Sheriff Deadpool.
00:56You know, you're a lot taller in the...
00:59Shut up, you little asshole.
01:01Take this...
01:02Oh!
01:02Regeneration powers, activate!
01:04That's not something you say.
01:06Zip it, Cable.
01:06I got the stones to help you.
01:09No!
01:11No biting.
01:12They're done already?
01:14Oh, wow, that was unrealistically fast.
01:17Okay, hit it.
01:24Oh, wow!
01:27Oh, wow!
01:30Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh, wow!
01:44Oh, wow.
01:46Oh, wow.
01:49Your time's up, you dumb fuck.
01:52Well, that's just lazy writing.
