00:01You may be wondering why I brought you here.
00:03At some point we must all join forces, become a team.
00:09Now, how many of you have taken a human life?
00:15What in the ass?
00:17This team sucks!
00:19Uh, what the hell's your name?
00:21Ray-Bans, come here.
00:23All right Stevie Wonder, what's your superpower?
00:24Shoot laser eyes out of my eyes.
00:26That's the stupidest superpower I've ever heard.
00:28You're not on the team.
00:29I'm kidding, you're on the team.
00:31You're not on the team.
00:31Get back over there and sit down.
00:32You?
00:33Wolverine.
00:34I like it, I like it.
00:35You hit puberty early and hard.
00:39Weren't you Green Lantern?
00:41What does this suit look like to you, huh?
00:43Does it look like a leprechaun had sex with a cartoonist?
00:46Mystique, drop and give me 20.
00:48Storm, come here.
00:49What's your superpower?
00:50To control the weather.
00:51You can control the weather?
00:53Yep.
00:53Like Al Roker.
00:55How many fingers am I holding up?
00:56Zero.
00:57Trick question.
00:58Zero.
00:59Get back in the swing.
01:00Attack this little one!
01:02Attack this!
01:03I think Deadpool may have been drunk.
01:06Are we gonna fight crime?
01:07Maybe.
01:08Yes.
01:08Maybe start a little crime?
01:11Just hold onto this for a minute.
01:14There we go.
01:17There we go.
01:18I really wish we could sew his mouth shut again.
01:21We're gonna get out there and we're gonna kick a little ass.
01:24This is the magical X-Men oath.
01:26One, two, three!
01:28Okay guys, team photo, come in.
01:30Look straight ahead, guys!
01:32Look straight ahead!
01:33Do not look back!
01:34We're going to have a good shot!
01:34We need a good shot!
01:34Bye!
01:35You have to take it now!
01:35You can follow me!
01:35Yeah, you're gonna keep it!
01:35You can do it!
01:35Wash the heroin!
01:35I'll keep it right here...
01:35Look straightened, you can see it!
01:35You can have to walk!
01:35You can see it!
01:36What is the end of the race...
01:36Grazie.
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