00:01So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it
00:05will not go through both slits.
00:06If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,
00:11it will not have gone through both slits.
00:12Agreed. What's your point?
00:14There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
00:22Excuse me.
00:23Hang on.
00:28One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov, 26 across is MCM, 14 down is with your finger.
00:37Phylum, which makes 14 across Port-au-Prince.
00:40See? Papa Doc's capital idea. That's Port-au-Prince.
00:45Haiti.
00:47Can I help you?
00:48Yes.
00:51Um, is this the high IQ sperm bank?
00:56If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
00:59I think this is the place.
01:02Fill these out.
01:03Thank you. We'll be right back.
01:05Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
01:09Oh, wait.
01:20Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
01:22What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.
01:26No. We are committing genetic fraud.
01:28There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring. Think about that.
01:32I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
01:37Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?
01:41I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.
01:45There's some poor woman who's going to pin her hopes on my sperm.
01:48What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential
01:52to solve for the area under a curve?
01:55I'm sure she'll still love him.
01:57I wouldn't.
01:59Well, what do you want to do?
02:01I want to leave.
02:02Okay.
02:03What's the protocol for leaving?
02:05I don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
02:09Let's try just walking out.
02:11Okay.
02:22Bye.
02:23Bye-bye.
02:27Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
02:29No.
02:31You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
02:34Not reading.
02:35No.
02:35No.
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