00:02So that'll be $2.35
00:04Dude, I don't have my wallet. Can I pay you back later?
00:06This isn't a charity.
00:08I'm good for it. I'll come right back.
00:09Hey, you know what? I got this.
00:12Okay.
00:13And a pack of cigarettes?
00:15A pack of smokes.
00:17Parliaments.
00:20Hey, I have money. I can pay you back.
00:22It's totally cool. It's on me.
00:24Don't be a fucking hero. I'm Mickey.
00:26I'm Gus.
00:27Follow me.
00:36What do you do?
00:37I'm a program manager at a radio station.
00:39I could never date a co-worker. What a bad idea.
00:42Yeah, what a bad idea.
00:43Maybe we should both quit.
00:45I'm joking. One of us quit.
00:47I'm kidding.
00:48You know what's good for a hangover?
00:50Weed. Fluids.
00:52You're really good at that.
00:56You're like a 40-year-old,
00:5712-year-old.
01:00My last girlfriend,
01:01she hated when I ate fast food.
01:03Is that why you guys broke up?
01:04She cheated on me.
01:05Maybe now would be a good time
01:06to get the boxes out of my house.
01:08It's just boxes of DVDs.
01:10They're Blu-rays.
01:11Okay, well, it's just shit you can watch online.
01:12These Blu-rays have, like,
01:14exclusive special features, you bitch.
01:16My ex?
01:16I think he's still really hung up on me.
01:18She's a fucking whore.
01:19I told you not to call her that.
01:22Oh, shit.
01:23Thank you for defending my honor.
01:25I am the one that called you a whore.
01:29Nobody ever just pulls you aside and goes,
01:32hey, just so you know,
01:33relationships are fucking bullshit.
01:35I just think we're two nice people
01:36who gave it our best shot.
01:38Anyway, I'm into choppy guys.
01:39I just keep believing in this fucking lie
01:42that a relationship evolves and gets better.
01:45Where do these lies come from?
01:46Fucking movies.
01:48Pretty woman?
01:48Fuck you!
01:49Sweet Home Alabama?
01:51Lies.
01:52With Harry Met Sally?
01:53Fucking lies.
01:54Homeland Season 3?
01:56Very confusing.
01:57Get it out of my life!
01:58Oh, fuck!
02:00Where are you from?
02:01Brookings, South Dakota.
02:03My mom always tells me
02:04I should date a Midwestern boy.
02:05Those are really sweet and honest.
02:08Oh, really?
02:08Well, tell your mom to go fuck herself.
02:13I'm kidding.
02:14It's a joke.
02:14I didn't...
02:15I got it.
02:22I got it.
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