00:00Would you mind if I use my vibrator?
00:03Oh, no, that's cool.
00:06Oh, yeah.
00:07Okay.
00:08Yeah, go ahead.
00:17Okay.
00:20So there's this guy that I like.
00:24How old are you?
00:25Do I seem like I'm 12 years old right now?
00:27You're like a 40-year-old 12-year-old.
00:30You're a man.
00:32You're like a man.
00:34Watch this.
00:35She seems complex.
00:37You guys like a couple?
00:39We're a couple of something.
00:41Yeah.
00:42That is the least sexy thing I've ever heard.
00:46I told Gus that I didn't want to date for a year,
00:49and then we had sex in my car.
00:50You're a sex addict, right?
00:52Is that bad?
00:53I feel very mum-ish right now giving you advice from my bed like this.
00:56Stop having sex.
00:59What is that you were talking to?
01:00Oh, that was Sarah.
01:02We actually used to go out.
01:03I picked up on that vibe.
01:04There was no vibe.
01:06Mm-hmm.
01:06I remember seeing a picture of you guys together for the first time
01:09and being like, wow, she's really pretty.
01:11I kind of hate her.
01:13Okay.
01:16I want to do this right.
01:17I want to be in a real adult relationship.
01:21Everybody knows the best part of any relationship is six months in.
01:26It feels like everything's not supposed to go right at the same time.
01:32I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
01:35I got a right to protect my property.
01:38Okay.
01:42Do you feel like this is a bit fast?
01:45Do you feel like it's a bit fast?
01:46Just a little bit too fast.
01:48Like if the speed limit was 65, you'd be going 70.
01:52Or 80.
01:5385.
01:56Sometimes it gets messy.
01:57Randy, do you leave me in your car?
01:59I just want to save up.
02:01I want to be the guy that you deserve.
02:03The guy I deserve slinks in his car?
02:05And scary.
02:06Have fun winning after you.
02:09Relapse!
02:11But at least it's not boring.
02:22Just don't want to take a run.
02:26Just don't want to take a run.
02:31Just don't like this.
02:31Just don't want to take a run.
02:36Wow.
02:37Wow.
02:37Grazie.
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