00:01Luke, settle this.
00:03Settle what?
00:03That ridiculous song, Rain On Your Wedding Day.
00:06It's ironic.
00:07Because they chose that day to get married.
00:10What kind of fairytale world does Alanis Morissette live in?
00:14Canada.
00:16Guys, we're in high school now. We gotta find our people.
00:19Fodder my bunghole.
00:22Alanis will start with something we actually know, right?
00:24That's AV Club.
00:25I bet once they see one of our movies, ladies will come flocking.
00:28I promise you, there isn't a single female behind those doors.
00:36You're out of focus.
00:37I know. I'm trying to fix that.
00:39Easy there, Romeo.
00:40That's Mr. Messner's daughter, the principal.
00:42Have a great rest of your day.
00:45Proceed with caution.
00:48At this age, it's like we speak different languages.
00:52The bomb?
00:52All that and a bag of chips?
00:54Oh, snap.
01:02He's going to ask out Kate.
01:03I might actually have a chance with this girl.
01:06How are you gonna do it?
01:12Kate Messner?
01:15Will you go out with me?
01:20I'm raising Luke on my own.
01:21I didn't realize you're a single mother.
01:23Single father.
01:27Wow.
01:28Stopped staring now.
01:30Sorry.
01:30Yeah.
01:32I bet you never got in trouble when you were a kid.
01:34Don't you think you wish you did?
01:39Ken?
01:39I can see your car.
01:41We went out a few times.
01:42I can hear you.
01:46The average high school relationship lasts for 26 days.
01:49I like you.
01:50You like the idea of me.
01:51It's over.
01:52That's it.
01:54Fine.
01:56For the first time in 10 years, I feel happy.
02:00And I'm ready to fight for my happiness.
02:03I think you're perfect.
02:14For any minute now, takes a second.
02:18Wait for it.
02:20Wait for it.
02:21Wait for it.
02:23Wait for it.
02:24Oh, and there.
02:25God, I love the net.
02:40With you.
02:40I will find you for 4.
02:42Thank you.
02:42Go.
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