00:00And sometimes in the show, we get to a space where we have to kind of come off course.
00:12And this was really bad.
00:15We were very excited and happy about this.
00:18Tyler and Clint, this took over a full segment for us.
00:22It was very frustrating to read this now.
00:27As you know, March 16th, guys, we were ready for this.
00:32The Atlanta Hawks tried to go outside the box, and we thought this could be a real, real good opportunity
00:39for Houston to see how this rolls
00:41and maybe act in the same fashion because they're very similar in this aspect to Atlanta.
00:47They were having that Magic City night where the famed strip club, or as Clint would call it, Shake Joint,
00:57in Atlanta, they were going to, what do they call it, the culture and everything night?
01:02Magic City Monday.
01:04Yeah, Magic City Monday.
01:05Yep.
01:07Well, the human penis spoke.
01:10And if you don't know who that is, that is the commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver.
01:14Pull up a picture of him.
01:16You'll know why that is his nickname.
01:18The NBA has canceled the Atlanta Hawks Magic City game promotion on March 16th.
01:27Statement from the NBA commissioner, the human penis, Adam Silver.
01:32Remember, when we became aware of the Atlanta Hawks' scheduled promotion, we reached out to the Hawks' leadership to better
01:40understand their plans and rationale.
01:44While we appreciate the team's perspective and their desire to move forward, we have heard significant concerns from a board,
01:53an array of league stakeholders, including fans, partners, and employees.
01:59I believe canceling this promotion is the right decision for the broader NBA community.
02:10What are we doing, Adam?
02:14Those girls work hard.
02:15That's beyond disappointing.
02:17This was put together.
02:19What the hell are we doing?
02:20Why?
02:20I mean, what are we doing here, man?
02:21Seriously.
02:22I bet there's some other stupid promotions.
02:24It's going to be one of the best promotions I've ever heard of.
02:27Man, the Hawks aren't doing a damn thing.
02:29They traded away Trey Young.
02:31They traded away all these people.
02:32Let them have this.
02:34And Onyx could have been next.
02:36Chow, we're treasures.
02:37Treasures, sure.
02:39I mean, this probably doesn't help out Pena's panty night over a diamond card.
02:43No, they'll probably take that down.
02:45No, Rob's.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Well, Rob Seagli.
02:48You guys saw this coming.
02:49I mean, Rob Seagli.
02:50Rob Manford has done a good job, man.
02:52He's, in the last several years, opened up a little bit.
02:56Seen this coming.
02:57No, I didn't.
02:58This is supposed to be the fun league.
02:59The NBA is supposed to be the fun league.
03:02You know damn good and well they wasn't fixing to let them have a promotion.
03:05An professional night at an NBA game on national TV with the whole theme being a shake night.
03:12You knew that.
03:13Why?
03:14I mean, come on.
03:14These are professionals, man.
03:16They have good wings.
03:17It's a professional league.
03:19They can't do that.
03:20Come on, man.
03:22You know better than that.
03:23I mean, but they were.
03:25I mean, it had been planned on forever.
03:27They thought it was a great idea.
03:30Yeah, I just, I think this is 2026.
03:342026, you can have a strip club thing promotion night.
03:40We didn't used to think we could have 117 dogs at the park all at once, but we're able to
03:45do that.
03:46It's fine for the NBA to be promoting their, it's fine for the NBA to be partnered and promoting, like,
03:51you know, betting on NBA and sports and stuff.
03:54But, oh gosh, those strippers.
03:56I mean, they weren't going to take, they weren't going to take their breasts out.
03:58Who wouldn't?
03:59No.
03:59I guarantee you, I guarantee you there was going to be less, there was going to be less coverage.
04:04You don't know that.
04:05You don't know that.
04:06Oh, no question.
04:06No, it had a cool t-shirt.
04:08They weren't going to have a wave, aka, like, a flash.
04:11They weren't going to just jump out on three.
04:13One, two, three, flash.
04:15They were just going to give out those cool Magic City shirts, have some wings for Magic City.
04:19Have some little, yeah, lemon pepper wings, the fame.
04:21There was going to be ta-ta's everywhere.
04:22And they had it, what did they have, pregame, halftime, they were going to have some sort of a podcast,
04:28I believe.
04:29I thought you were about to say they were having a performance.
04:32No, who was it?
04:34Somebody was supposed to perform.
04:35T.I.
04:35T.I. was supposed to perform.
04:36Oh, yeah, I knew that.
04:37I was hopeful for maybe a performance from Ludacris from back in the day when he did on Uncut BET,
04:45one of the greatest television shows in American history.
04:49I was hoping.
04:53That's very disappointing, Adam.
04:55This wouldn't happen.
04:56You won't lie, man.
04:57This is supposed to be the fun lead.
04:59It is.
05:00I was going to say, now, David Stern wouldn't have allowed us to be teased to have done this.
05:08I mean, that had the real ability to get out of hand, boys.
05:12Or really get out of hand with fun.
05:14Yes.
05:15I mean, nobody.
05:16Sometimes you take a chance.
05:17I'm just saying, year one, year one, there may be some mistakes made.
05:19Nobody's trying to define fun here.
05:21I'm just telling you that.
05:21I'm just saying, year one, maybe they may have made some mistakes.
05:24And then we go back into the drawing board.
05:25You want to put poles in the walkway next to the concession stands?
05:28No, I mean, no, but I mean, pole dancing is a very popular thing in this country.
05:33Maybe there could have been a halftime show with maybe some pole dancing.
05:36Let's put stages, poles, and mirrors up everywhere and just play a basketball game in the middle of it, man.
05:40I don't think nobody was going that far.
05:42See, now you're.
05:43Well, well.
05:44Wow.
05:44We don't know that.
05:45You're an unbelievable son of a bitch.
05:46We don't know that.
05:48I'm disappointed.
05:49I mean, they're called fun bags.
05:51Let's get back.
05:52Clint wants to talk about sinners.
05:54Yeah.
05:56You just don't want to ruin dancing.
05:58They're just going to have a great time.
05:59I'm just telling you.
06:00Get out of here.
06:01I'm just telling you.
06:02He's telling me.
06:02That was a mistake by Adamson.
06:04That's a clear mistake.
06:05It's Mark.
06:06And he's going to get us to March 9th and announce this?
06:09You taking trade to that game?
06:10Maybe.
06:11No.
06:12Okay.
06:13It's a different.
06:14Okay.
06:14What about Nick?
06:15He has fun.
06:16Hey, they don't get to go at all of them.
06:18Oh, that's a men's.
06:19That's a men's event?
06:20Yeah, maybe.
06:20Okay.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Okay.
06:23I took him to Forrest Frank.
06:25That's right.
06:26That's right.
06:26The opposite.
06:27Probably wasn't banging him out to the Bumby concert.
06:30No, it probably wasn't.
06:32Except for the Yolanda Adams portion of it.
06:34Still don't know how she fit there.
06:35But whatever.
06:36Those girls work hard, man.
06:38They're trying to make a living, too.
06:39I bet they were all so excited about that.
06:40I thought it was a great idea.
06:41They put so much work in there.
06:44And they let them get to March 9th for nothing.
06:47For a promotion March 16th.
06:49I mean, I think it's got real legs.
06:51But the fact the commissioner didn't know that.
06:52You don't want to take the legs.
06:54No, I don't.
06:55I don't think it's a good idea.
06:56I don't think it's a good business decision.
06:57What about minors?
06:58Minor league, can we do the game?
07:00G League probably needs it.
07:02G League could use it.
07:04That's a great idea.
07:05Babe, Savannah Bananas, they probably could figure it out.
07:08Magic City G-string night for the G League.
07:11I'm just saying, I mean, what's going over there at a...
07:15What is it?
07:16What is it?
07:16A&M, Corpus Christi.
07:18What are they doing over there?
07:19Can they get it in?
07:20Can they get one in?
07:21Some of the lower-level colleges to try to...
07:25I'll tell you right now, the hooks, they could use this.
07:29The hooks, are you kidding me?
07:30Seventh-inning stretch?
07:33Be cool if the Space Cowboys did it.
07:36What do you think?
07:36Hey, what do you think, the old commissioner?
07:38What do you think?
07:38When it came across his radar...
07:40I mean, clearly...
07:41When it came across his radar, what do you think he thought?
07:44I mean, he looks like a nervous guy.
07:46Clint, they've gotten all the way up.
07:48Like, they're clearly up against it.
07:50It's March 9th.
07:51They canceled it.
07:52It's supposed to happen in like seven days.
07:54I mean, what is it?
07:55When it comes across his table, what do you think?
07:57Oh, hell, I got to call this gal.
07:59I got to figure out.
08:00They've already bought T-shirts.
08:02This has been...
08:03How long has this been in the work?
08:05I mean, it's...
08:06I would imagine, though.
08:07I mean, I would imagine.
08:08You got to run this through the league anyway.
08:09They just now got to this.
08:13Man.
08:14Oh, commission.
08:15Oh, hell.
08:16I got...
08:17The whole city of Atlanta is going to be pissed off at me.
08:19The whole city.
08:19The whole league.
08:20Keep your eye on eBay for those Magic City Hawks night shirts.
08:23To hell with the whole city.
08:25The whole league.
08:27He's right.
08:27He's right.
08:27You know what it is.
08:28I think he should have to come to a podium and say it.
08:32I want his ass...
08:33I want to hear him have to say it.
08:35That really runs me hot.
08:38God, I was looking forward to that, man.
08:40You think...
08:40That was going to open up the floodgates, man.
08:43You think trying to handle John Morant and his gun signals and hand grenade signals
08:49is tough, boy.
08:49Handle this Magic City in Atlanta, dude.
08:51But this could have been done in a wholesome way.
08:54It didn't have to get out of hand.
08:55Oh, yeah.
08:56Oh, yeah.
08:57Wholesome.
08:57Now, of course...
08:58It had wholesome written all over.
08:59You're looking at it.
09:00You're looking at it.
09:00I wish they'd look at this night like the hockey looks at fighting.
09:03All right?
09:04Yeah, sure.
09:05Somebody could die on the ice.
09:06Sure.
09:07A blade could slip and come up on somebody's neck.
09:10They don't care.
09:10Let's just fight and have fun, I guess.
09:13Let them go out there and have fun.
09:16Sure.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Maybe several Janet Jackson situations could occur on the court in the stands.
09:24Maybe it could.
09:25Maybe they exchanged the cheerleaders out and put in the Magic City.
09:28I don't think they have cheerleaders.
09:30I think they do.
09:30They do.
09:31The Magic City dancers.
09:33That could get out of hand.
09:34Maybe.
09:34That would be tremendous.
09:35That had to be part of the promotion, right?
09:37But it could also just be great, Tyler.
09:39How many Atlanta Hawks cheerleaders do you think are shaking it at Magic City?
09:44None of them.
09:44Don't put those people in the same thing.
09:46And now your Magic City dancer.
09:48I feel like that would be a – I mean, clearly it'd be –
09:52Certainly some of those young ladies have lips and different things that they could bring.
09:57Oh, that's like –
09:57They're going to roll out the polls.
09:59Like, this could have been a fun thing.
10:00Always think about what the worst could happen.
10:03Just have fun.
10:04Let's have some fun, man.
10:07They were looking forward to this.
10:08Y'all ready to get y'all's mind out of the gutter yet?
10:10My mind's not in the gutter.
10:11I know what kind of fun y'all are talking about.
10:13No.
10:14Y'all are being selfish.
10:14Just some good dancing and the lemon pepper wings.
10:17God, I wonder how famous they are.
10:19I mean, you can have a Magic City booth.
10:20I'm sure the commissioner will let you have a Magic City booth out there with some wings in it.
10:25Probably maybe even some scantily clad women serving those wings.
10:28I've got to be honest, man.
10:28LeBron and Steph Curry need to step in here.
10:31I think they've got to step in.
10:32They've got to be the ones to step in.
10:34Adam, man.
10:35Come on, man.
10:36Now the world will find out how much time they spent in Magic City.
10:39They're staying as far away from this as they can.
10:41It can't be James.
10:42James Harden can't do this.
10:44It's got to be LeBron and Steph.
10:45No, it's James is the exact one.
10:48But no, he's the one that they'll say, all right, definitely we're shutting this down.
10:53Where's LeBron?
10:54This is going to be a whole new crop of fans that they could get in here.
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