00:05It's over.
00:06Hmm.
00:07Whatever.
00:08Who got shot?
00:09What's going on?
00:11Was Sting even in it?
00:12That movie was terrible.
00:13You slept the whole time.
00:14Yeah, that's worse.
00:15The dialogue seeped in my dreams.
00:16My whole brain is long and quiet.
00:18So how did they grift him?
00:21Well, they basically made a fake building
00:23and hired a thousand people to cooperate in perfect secrecy.
00:27Should we just do that?
00:29They could watch another grifter movie.
00:31There's more activity in matchstick men.
00:32Oh, like what?
00:33At one point, they built a fake hospital.
00:35So much construction.
00:36Oh, God, it's so late.
00:41You guys are going to bail on me, aren't you?
00:42I think we have to, Jeff.
00:44We've tried everything we can.
00:45Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building,
00:48but all the briefcases and the swapping and the Sting,
00:51I'm not cut out for it.
00:52I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies.
00:55And even in the movies, they barely make sense.
00:56I'm old.
00:57The Sting is terrible.
00:59Grifting is stupid.
01:00The writing's on the wall.
01:01So that's it.
01:02There's no shame in this, Jeff.
01:04Oh, I don't know about that.
01:07Well, this is a scene to behold.
01:09Huddled in the closet, watching the Sting like gypsies.
01:12Roger, we surrender.
01:15You're right.
01:17I'm no grifter.
01:19No, I was wrong.
01:20If you remember, I called you a thug.
01:23Thugs fight.
01:25You're more.
01:29No, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you, Jeff Winger.
01:33Though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said
01:36when he compared sheep to wolves.
01:38What?
01:44You hit me with a woman's hand, you Midwestern floofy.
01:49I lived in New York.
02:15Now I'm going to get you.
02:16You're right, he's thrifting us.
02:20Ugh, grift blood.
02:22Someone taste it.
02:23I'm sure it's carol syrup and food dying.
02:25I mean, I would, but my diabetes.
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