00:00From the marble steps of old DC to the sun-soaked Tampa coast,
00:06I have been to every place where you can find a human race,
00:11but I have been picky the most.
00:14I'm going to go get a shovel because theater is dead.
00:19Shhh.
00:28Hi, Starbirds.
00:31Todd, you know you don't have to creep around to be weird, right?
00:34You're weird at picnics.
00:36Did you hear about the paintball game?
00:38Yeah, I heard there was no paintball. I heard it's banned.
00:40Well, you can't believe everything you hear.
00:43Okay, you just asked if I heard something,
00:45and now you're invalidating the whole...
00:52Rainbows. Pillows. Cupcakes. Angels. London. Horses. Mittens. Coco.
01:03Vicky, dear sweet Vicky, I won't be home tonight.
01:12Vicky, you deserve more than this, more than this.
01:17I'll give you diamonds and starlight.
01:24Starlight, but I'm dead.
01:34Vic, do you know why I beat you, Todd?
01:38Seriously? You don't?
01:40Because I don't either.
01:40That was insane.
01:42I'm 50 here.
01:43I mean, I think I could win this year.
01:45I think I could go all the way.
01:47Actually, you'll be settling for silver.
02:07I like that.
02:07I think I could win this year.
02:07Some of the stamps don't have her.
02:07I think it's swell.
02:07I know.
02:07I'm too young, I'm hungry.
02:07I'm too young, I'm too young.
02:08I guess I could win this year.
02:08I know.
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