00:00Hey, Gay Dean, we got a problem here.
00:03You read in the local papers...
00:04You've shut down the campus Wi-Fi
00:06until a nest of baby birds can grow?
00:09That's a little too gay.
00:10I didn't do it because I'm gay.
00:12Wait, I'm not gay!
00:13Oh, that did not just get said to us!
00:15You are gay, you are openly gay, and we love it.
00:18But now we're dealing with more flack from conservatives
00:20for appointing you than we ever did from gays
00:23from not having one of you.
00:24Yeah, and the gays aren't coming to your side.
00:26You know why?
00:27Because the whole point is to get a job
00:29by being gay and then to do as good a job as the normals.
00:32That's what the gays want.
00:34They don't want a Gay Dean who acts like a weird gay monster.
00:38I'm not a Gay Dean!
00:39Whoa! Not cool, man!
00:41Don't bring us into your web of lies!
00:43Well, now what do you want me to do?
00:46Figure it out, Gay Dean. Figure it out.
00:52Hey, Domingo!
00:53Hey, what's up?
00:54Guys, the school needs Wi-Fi, and my job is to run the school.
01:01The school doesn't need baby birds.
01:04The nest needs to be moved.
01:05You are not crossing this line.
01:07I'm taping this.
01:08This is on video.
01:09Guys?
01:10This is two white security guards
01:12versus one unarmed black man and two baby birds.
01:16Your move!
01:17Stand down.
01:19Stand down!
01:20Stand down!
01:21No security.
01:22No weapons.
01:23Just one unarmed black man versus one unarmed openly gay Dean.
01:32Now move that nest.
01:33Please.
01:37Just a hair back, Domingo.
01:38It's like you're breathing for me.
01:40Your lifestyle is alternative.
01:43Your influence is positive.
01:46You represent the changing of the tide.
01:52Inspiring to young gay men.
01:55You'll never be ashamed again.
01:58But there's another secret locked inside.
02:03Gay Dean.
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02:09I'm begging you to be a gay Dean for the school board.
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02:21Gay Dean.
02:22Thank you so much.
02:24You are the inspiration.
02:33I have called this press conference because I have been less than honest with the public.
02:48You know me as the openly gay dean of Greendale Community College, but that doesn't even begin
02:53to describe what I really am.
02:56I belong to one of the most marginalized and least openly honest groups in America.
03:03I am a politician, now what does that mean?
03:11Are politicians like you?
03:12Well we look like you, but we will say and do whatever we have to in order to acquire
03:18and keep our jobs.
03:19It means nothing I say and very few of the things I think can be trusted.
03:29I am tired of being in this particular closet, so I am coming out now.
03:36I only hope that you can accept an openly political person on your board.
03:43If not, I understand.
03:48Just faster if I get to my office this way, we don't need pictures of this.
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