00:00I'm tired of the game, guys!
00:02What?
00:05This is Gupta Gupti Gupta.
00:07Yeah, hi, fine, whatever. Congratulations.
00:10You guys okay?
00:11Uh, to tell you the truth, Gupta Gupti, we've been through a bit of a rough patch.
00:15Yeah, the dean was telling me about it, and, uh, I've been reading about it.
00:19Hope you were entertained.
00:20To be honest, I'm really grateful.
00:25This is the first school in six months it hasn't canceled.
00:28So thanks.
00:31I'm gonna go get ready.
00:38We really did the right thing, didn't we?
00:40Yeah.
00:41It doesn't matter what we read in the leaks, or what we said to each other tonight.
00:46What matters is that right now, here on this campus, the people are in charge.
00:50Not the hackers, not the media, not the cops, the people!
00:54Abed, go put on some music.
00:56Elroy, Jeff, put out some more chairs.
00:58Annie, get ready to introduce our star.
01:01Chang, go talk to yourself in the corner.
01:03Frankie, let the people in.
01:16Hey.
01:17Hi.
01:20Hey.
01:30Hey.
01:31Hey.
01:31Hey, Neil.
01:32Thanks.
01:34That's the whole audience?
01:36I can't do a show for one person.
01:39Well, you kind of have to.
01:41I'd rather not.
01:43Well, you have to, jackass, because there's more at stake here than what you'd rather do.
01:51Oh, God.
01:52There's a new message from the hackers.
01:54Everyone, quiet down.
01:55Abed, cut the music.
01:57People of Greendale, your activities committee has defied our demands,
02:00and the horrible racist comedian is still about to perform.
02:03Yeah, that's right.
02:04We beat you.
02:05If this performance goes on as scheduled, all of your information will be published.
02:10If you do not want this to happen, you will find a way to stop this performance.
02:17Whoa, stop, stop.
02:19Hey, shut down, Neil.
02:20You can stop me, but you can't stop the people from stopping this show.
02:24Shh.
02:27You hear that?
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34It's the people coming to stop the show.
02:37Now what do we do?
02:38We have to stop the people.
02:40Their freedom of speech depends on it.
02:42Frankie, Jake, bar the doors.
02:44Annie, introduce him, quick.
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:54I don't want to do this.
02:56Listen, you piece of crap.
02:58We've been to hell and back for you.
03:00Get up there and do your stupid act for freedom.
03:02Hey, hey.
03:04Ladies and gentlemen, he's performed at colleges and clubs all over.
03:09Gupta, Gupti, Gupta!
03:13Hey, y'all.
03:15Ah, look, I see there's a lot of Jews in the crowd.
03:18I mean, you know, there isn't, but usually when I do my act, there's more.
03:23But, uh, you don't have a whole Jew thing.
03:26Do it.
03:28Okay, okay, uh, who is this guy?
03:30Stop performing!
03:31Do not stop performing!
03:33Um, okay, this guy.
03:35Look at him.
03:36It looks like he ate so much.
03:38He's very fat.
03:39Don't do this to me.
03:40Shut up and listen.
03:41I see that you're fat, but are you also black or Jewish?
03:44You know, it's hard to be fat when you're black or Jewish.
03:48Because when you're black, your community steals all your food, so you can't eat as much.
03:53And when you're Jewish, nobody ever buys anything, so you can't eat as much.
04:01You're damned if you do.
04:03You're damned if you don't.
04:08Oh, dear God.
04:10The bastards did it.
04:12They leaked the entire school's data.
04:25Okay, so hey, fat guy in the audience.
04:28Have you found anyone else you could love?
04:30Like another fat person?
04:32Or are you one of those fat people who will always be alone?
04:43Like, what do you think?
04:46Like, what do you think?
04:48Like, what do you think?
04:50Like, what do you think?
04:51Like, what do you think?
04:51Like, what do you think?
04:51Like, what do you think?
04:51Like, what do you think?
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