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00:10Captain Oinker's Pig Farm, home of Mr. Pig.
00:16Mr. Pig? Hey, isn't that you, Pumba?
00:19I think so. I mean, uh, that's what they call me.
00:39We are Mr. Pig.
00:42What? All of you?
00:43He means the royal we.
00:44Oh.
00:45Pleased to meet you, Mr. Pig. We are royal E, Timon, and Pumba. I'm a Mr. Pig, too.
00:51No, you're not. We are the only Mr. Pig in the world. You are nobody.
00:58You can't talk to my pal like that. I can't. But not you.
01:02Where's it written that you're the only Mr. Pig in the world, huh?
01:06What makes you so high and mighty?
01:10Mr. Pig is so high and mighty because for the last 25 years, he's won the Mr. Pig contest.
01:18Oh.
01:20Contest?
01:25The Mr. Pig contest is about to begin.
01:30Who will win the ride to call himself Mr. Pig?
01:3425-time reigning champion, the magniferous and wonderfully fragrant Mr. Pig?
01:41Or that goofball?
01:42Goofball?
01:44The firstest ride in a contest is a death-defined dive into this particular mud-down-hanger from that perch
01:54of that.
02:01Okay. Now, after you launch, go into a double-backward gator twist.
02:04And then, I know how to dive into mud, Timon.
02:07I know how to dive into mud, Timon.
02:44The next competition is the battle of oinks to determine who was the bestest oinker.
02:52Challenge your oinks first.
02:56Okay. Now, remember, oink from your diaphragm.
02:58Reach down into your soul and oink with the passion of ages.
03:01I know how to oink, Timon.
03:06Oink!
03:16Oink!
03:23Next, we will test each contestant's stankiness quotient, as determined by their ability to break wind.
03:37I know how to...
03:38Did I say anything?
03:39No.
03:41Cow already.
03:42You got...
03:59Me, too.
04:00It is.
04:07Three oinks.
04:16Oh, I'm a loser, Timon!
04:20Vanquished! Defeated! A failure! A sand-jack! A slum-ay-hoo!
04:25I am loser! Hear me, weep!
04:28Aw, come on, pal! You still got the pentathlon tomorrow and it's worth five points!
04:33Win that and you win the whole ball of wax!
04:36I can't win, Timon! This guy outpicks me at every turn!
04:42I guess I'm just not really a Mr. Pig after all!
04:47I wish we'd never come to this place!
04:50Now I'm honor-bound to see this through, even though I know I'm going to lose!
04:54I'll never be able to call myself Mr. Pig ever again!
05:01Oh, boom boom!
05:02Don't touch me!
05:06And now, we've reached the final leg of the contest!
05:12Or to be more precise, the final foot!
05:15Or to be even more preciser, the final toes!
05:19Toe number one!
05:21This little piggy went to market!
05:24A simple foot race to the farmer's market!
05:27Are the contestants ready?
05:28Ready!
05:29Pumbaa, I've had a brainstorm!
05:32Not now, Timon!
05:33I'm just about to try my hardest and lose pitifully!
05:37But I know a surefire way to win!
05:39Cheat!
05:42Timon!
05:43I'm shocked at you!
05:46On your marks, go!
05:51Cheating is wrong!
05:53Cheaters never prosper!
05:54And I refuse to cheat!
05:57Okay, okay!
05:58You won't cheat!
06:00You won't cheat!
06:01Get going already!
06:03Go!
06:04Go!
06:05Promise?
06:05Promise, promise!
06:07No cheating will you do!
06:08Now, go!
06:10Oww!
06:12Of course, I can still cheat!
06:30Toe number two!
06:32This little piggy stayed home!
06:35Oww!
06:37Oww!
06:37Oww!
06:38Oww!
06:39Oww!
06:53Mr. Pig speaking.
06:55Congratulations!
06:56You've won an all-expense-paid trip to Pago Pago!
06:58Pago Pago?
07:00Wee-ha!
07:08This little piggy had roast beef!
07:12Oww!
07:16Oww!
07:16Oww!
07:18Oww!
07:19Oww!
07:20Oww!
07:21Oww!
07:22Oww!
07:25Oww!
07:26And this little piggy had none!
07:37way way way way way way way!
07:41And this little piggy cried way way way all the way home!
07:47Oh...
07:49Oh!
07:51Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee...
08:02Oh!!!
08:03Oh!!!
08:05Oh!!!
08:07Oh!!!
08:07Yeah!
08:15Oh!!
08:16Oh!!!
08:18See? Told you cheating was a sure-fire way to win.
08:22What?
08:22I cheated. You won.
08:27Oh! Hey!
08:29Come on! I told you I didn't want to cheat!
08:34I'd rather lose than win by cheating!
08:40Keep it down, will you?
08:43Correct me if I'm round.
08:47But did we hear the word, cheat?
08:51Yes, you did! My friend cheated to make me win!
08:55I cannot honorably accept the crown of the hog!
09:00You! You are the real Mr. Pink!
09:08You're not getting all that easy.
09:11Sick him, rooster.
09:12The contest rules clearly state that if the friend of a contestant cheats on behalf of the friend,
09:21said contestant's cheater friend must be punished.
09:28Punished?
09:29You must either, A, take your cheating rat thingy pal with you and never ever return to this place,
09:36or B, leave the rat thingy here with us to be our prisoner forever.
09:45Well, easy choice there. Come on, Pumba, let's ham-spray.
09:49Hmm.
09:50What? Hmm? There's nothing to hmm about!
09:53Stop me!
09:54You can't leave me here with these savage domesticated animals!
09:57You'd need me!
09:58You can't be Timon and Pumba by yourself!
10:00You'd be, the lion takes Pumba and Pumba!
10:02I kinda like the sound of that!
10:05Oh, I get what you're doing, Mr. Clever.
10:09Okay, okay.
10:10I promise that I'll never, ever, ever, ever cheat again, ever.
10:15Cross my heart, poke my ribs, see my lips, they tell no fibs.
10:18Okay, Timon!
10:20That's good enough for me!