00:00The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!
00:03Hey, you smashed my bag out! I took a blow first!
00:06You brought me the road! You're right about the car!
00:11Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California pronto.
00:15Where's your lawyer?
00:16I don't know. To eat him, maybe. He's got a timeshare there.
00:20When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him.
00:24Hey! Anyone wanna be his lawyer?
00:29I'm dead, Sheriff!
00:31All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
00:35Show off.
00:36May Doc have mercy on your soul.
00:40All right! I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff.
00:44I want his hood on a platter.
00:46I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots.
00:48Hey, check that. I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him,
00:52and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot.
00:58I'm...
00:59Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom.
01:03I want him out of our town. Case dismissed.
01:06Yes.
01:07Oh, I'm pretty good at this lawyer and stuff.
01:09Sorry, I'm late, Your Honor.
01:13Holy Portia.
01:14She's gotta be from my attorney's office.
01:16Hey, thanks for coming, but we're all set.
01:18He's letting me go.
01:19He's letting you go?
01:20Yeah, your job's pretty easy today.
01:51All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you.
01:52They are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean.
01:55Ka-ching!
01:58I'll keep that in mind.
02:00Hey there, Mater.
02:02Howdy, Sally.
02:03Hi, folks.
02:04Morning, Sally.
02:05Morning, Sally.
02:05Morning, Sally.
02:06You know her?
02:07She's a town attorney.
02:09And my fiancée.
02:11What?
02:11I'm not your kid.
02:13She just likes me for my body.
02:16Doc, you look great this morning.
02:17Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?
02:20What do you want, Sally?
02:21Come on, make this guy fix the road.
02:24The town needs this.
02:25No, I know his type.
02:27Race car.
02:28It's the last thing this town needs.
02:31Okay, I didn't want to do this, Doc, but you leave me no choice.
02:35Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.
02:39Here she goes again.
02:40Radiator Springs.
02:41The glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66.
02:45The mother road.
02:46It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.
02:52Travelers?
02:52What travelers?
02:53Ignore him.
02:55But how, I ask you?
02:56Are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on?
03:00Luigi, what do you have at your store?
03:03Tires.
03:04And if no one can get to you?
03:05I won't sell any tires.
03:08I will lose everything.
03:09Flo, what do you have at your store?
03:11I have gas.
03:13Lots of gas.
03:14Okay, boys, stay with me.
03:16And Flo, what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas?
03:19I'll go out of business and we'll have to leave town.
03:23And what's going to happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station?
03:26Well, I guess we don't.
03:28What?
03:28So don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?
03:32The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al.
03:35Lizzy, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
03:37Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
03:39Oh, he can do it.
03:40He's got the horsepower.
03:42So what do you want him to do?
03:43Fix the road!
03:44No!
03:45Because we are a town worth fixing!
03:47Yeah!
03:49Yeah!
03:51Water in the car!
03:53Woo!
03:54Seems like my mind has been changed for me.
03:57Yeah!
03:58No!
03:59Nice ruling.
04:01Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner.
04:05That's okay, stickers.
04:07You can take Bessie.
04:08Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie.
04:10I'll give him a left two lug nuts or something like that.
04:13Bessie?
04:14Who's Bessie?
04:15Yeah.
04:15It won't.
