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00:00Hey there, friends, it's No Picnic.
00:03Let's get started on building our mega Mondale-
00:05Ah, no can do, Dinabelle!
00:06It's Fanny, babe, and the van stomps from the low countries are visiting.
00:10The what?
00:11He's actually out?
00:12Well, we can come up with some workarounds.
00:14Oh, all right.
00:15No can do, Phineas.
00:16I am taking an East Indian cooking class.
00:18Is everybody else busy?
00:20No, Vindaloo, if we can ever find a goat.
00:22Oh.
00:24But also, also, I just love that Buford still calls him Dinabelle.
00:30Oh, there is one now.
00:31Go to run!
00:32Yeah, of course.
00:33This place has every animal you need.
00:35With just three of us.
00:37I'm afraid your plans will have to wait until after Ferb's dental appointment.
00:40Dental appointment?
00:41Wait a minute.
00:43Wait a minute.
00:44Hmm.
00:45Well, I guess it's just the two of us, huh?
00:47Oh!
00:48Are you all right?
00:50Oh, yeah, we can spend the day together, though.
00:53Hold up!
00:54It's a Phineas and Isabella episode!
00:56Oh, my goodness!
00:57It is!
00:57But her reaction, though!
01:00He's done!
01:00Whatever.
01:01Let's see.
01:01With only two of us, we have to reallocate some weight in order to...
01:05Hmm.
01:06Well, maybe if we just reduce the amount of...
01:08Ugh.
01:09Nope, that was why he didn't...
01:09They'll have to change things up, don't they?
01:12But he never says anything.
01:14It's not what he doesn't say.
01:15It's how he doesn't say it.
01:17Well, I can get the Fireside Girl manual for inspiration.
01:19That sounds great.
01:20Thanks.
01:22Wow!
01:22Even Perry's gone.
01:24Yeah, but wait.
01:25They're giving us a Phineas and Isabella episode?
01:28Oh, Isabella, do not ruin your chance, girl.
01:31But that's pretty normal.
01:32Yeah.
01:34In the cereal?
01:36I see you've taken our new breakfast-themed lair entrance...
01:40What do you mean?
01:41...lair entrance of the day.
01:43Anywho, I'll catch some playland's footage of Doofenshmirtz raiding thrift store dollar
01:47bids.
01:47No, I have a question.
01:49Like, what if somebody tries to pour out the cereal?
01:51Would that mean that...
01:53Like, how...
01:54Would you find the base inside?
01:57Is that the prize?
01:58It's just kind of pathetic.
02:00Get to the bottom of this and stop Doof's potential poverty-driven criminal freakout.
02:04Poverty-driven?
02:05Pick up a cup of coffee for him on your way over.
02:07Do you feel sorry for him?
02:09Some petty cash.
02:09I feel bad for the poor guy.
02:15The fireside phone.
02:16Gretchen at the ready, ma'am.
02:18Commence debriefing.
02:19Gretchen, we have it called pink.
02:21Is that what the...
02:22Oh, man.
02:24So are...
02:24Oh, boy.
02:25Romeo is alone.
02:26Repeat, Romeo is alone.
02:27Romeo is alone.
02:28Don't panic.
02:29We're on our way.
02:30Reporting for duty.
02:31Well, that was quick.
02:40So are they wingman-ing for her?
02:48Wait, why is that weird, Jandice?
02:53Why is that weird?
02:58Poor Stacy.
03:02It's something of a delicate matter.
03:04They're plenty.
03:06The whole thing.
03:08I have a little bit of a crush on Phineas.
03:10A little bit?
03:13Totally get the crush thing.
03:15You know, I don't quite get the Phineas thing.
03:17I mean, you do realize his head is a triangle.
03:25Why is that a problem, girl?
03:27Yeah, it's so cute.
03:29Whatever.
03:30I have got your back, sister.
03:31I will stay out of the yard and keep Mom out of the way, too.
03:34Oh, heck yeah.
03:39The doorbell.
03:40Oh.
03:40Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus.
03:42For me?
03:43You all right, dude?
03:44Oh, that's a nice gesture.
03:45Thanks.
03:46And you even use the doorbell instead of just crashing through like you usually do.
03:50Uh, is Perry just trying to be careful not to break the door so it doesn't cost him or anything?
03:55Does he not get the alimony checks anymore?
03:57I really appreciate this, Perry the Platypus, because, you know, money's a little tight lately.
04:02I can't even rub two nickels together.
04:04Why would you rub them?
04:05I don't think I would sit and rub them together.
04:06Wait, wait, what?
04:07Oh, yeah, you're trapped, Perry the Platypus.
04:27I don't know if you're putting the money right away, but Doof has come up with great inventions.
04:32Like, the one where you can't, where you just get all you want and you don't gain weight.
04:36Like, he can sell that and make billions.
04:39I don't know what they do on those trips, but I imagine it's very expensive.
04:44But he's just flying.
04:46And the worst is she keeps texting me these pics.
04:49Oh, come on, really?
04:50With the money flying out, too?
04:52Those were actual pictures?
04:58What?
05:03So, wait.
05:05You could have just put money aside for your own daughter, but no, you didn't.
05:16The what?
05:26Teleport the...
05:27Oh.
05:30Oh, wait.
05:32Okay, dude, you gotta stop spending so much money on this whole band and whatnot.
05:36Dang, you could have put money for your daughter?
05:39A stellar plan, too.
05:40I was gonna use it to send City Hall and, consequently, my brother, Roger, back to Drusselstein and out of
05:46his mayoral jurisdiction.
05:47No fuss, no fuss, just fuss, and he's gone instantly.
05:50Ah, if only it were that easy to get Vanessa to the movie theater.
05:54Oh, my goodness.
05:57Just take another setting to my teleportinator and send Vanessa directly to the theater.
06:01Hold on.
06:02What's all these settings?
06:06Wait, wait.
06:07Can't we just go back a bit a second?
06:09Turkish prison, home, random ice cream shop, the friend zone, inside a goat, Easter...
06:14Inside a goat?
06:16A lair, wonderland, lots of emporium, dungeon, closet, my lair, dry cleaners, the crocodile nest,
06:23Nikki's office, my pant.
06:25My pants!
06:26Two streets away and Mars.
06:29But we're going back to Mars.
06:30We're going back to the theater and completely bypass those ridiculous...
06:33Now he'll be the king of Mars.
06:35Oh, man, am I good.
06:37But why the inside of a goat?
06:40Oh, man, am I good.
06:40Wait, what is this, decaf?
06:42It's like you don't even know anything.
06:44All right, fireside girls.
06:45Initiating Operation Perfect Picnic.
06:48Roger that.
06:51Well, looks like the operation is in phase two, and I'm going to make myself scarce.
06:55Why are your eyes like that, though?
06:57Like, they're very, very sus right now.
07:00Dead Flynn is out.
07:01Peace.
07:02All right, bye, Candace.
07:03Let's just take a look.
07:05You know, I'm kind of hungry.
07:07Well, then why not just have a picnic?
07:08Woo!
07:09What a great idea!
07:10And I just happen to have a picnic basket right here!
07:13Ooh, she's good.
07:15Wow, way to be prepared, Isabella.
07:18Just doing my fireside girl thing.
07:20I pass a fish to Mexican-Jewish delicacies, like...
07:23...Gafelteblad.
07:24It wobbles.
07:25Is that a fish?
07:27But also the whole Mexican-Jewish thing.
07:29I still love the Mexican-Jewish cultural festival.
07:37Like, that thing is stuck in my head.
07:40Ew.
07:44Oh, Irving.
07:46Get him out of there!
07:49Kill him!
07:54Mission accomplished!
07:56Hello, ladies.
07:59What?
08:03No, I love how quickly they did it, though, but...
08:08Irving did not have to go with the...
08:11Can you roll your R's?
08:13Fuck, I got it!
08:15Now, to send...
08:16Oh!
08:16Now, to send my...
08:18Wait, hold on a second.
08:20The settings changed.
08:21They say bank, spa, store, dentist's gallery, library, park, city hall.
08:27Yeah, they changed up the settings!
08:29Where's the goat setting?
08:30My daughter, to the movies!
08:33Now, see, it just doesn't work in this instance.
08:35You know what you said, just take the rest of the day off.
08:37Want to go see a movie?
08:38Yeah, sure.
08:39Yeah, let's go see The Grievance.
08:41Hey, Vanessa, pumpkin pants.
08:42Can you come in here for a second?
08:44I'm going to shoot you!
08:45The movies after all!
08:47Really, Dad, it's no big deal.
09:00But wait, I thought I was sending her to the dentist, not the Ducky Momo movie.
09:05That's so specific.
09:06I did it!
09:08And now that my super dad's status is intact, it's time to take care of his...
09:12Ducky Momo, Ducky Momo!
09:15Oh, the creamer, yeah.
09:20Yeah, it changed it again.
09:24Yeah, art, am I right?
09:29But yeah, you saw that, right?
09:31It had different settings for inside a goat gallery, all that stuff, and now it just changes.
09:37The details you gotta look out for.
09:41Enchalaka?
09:42Oh, oh, Ferb!
09:45Gladys, we have a runner.
09:46We have a runner!
09:49Oh, no!
09:53Oh, no!
09:53See what I mean, Isabella?
09:56Yeah, it's how he doesn't say it.
09:58Oh!
09:58This will be the biggest picnic ever!
10:02Oh, no, the random green beam got Ferb, but I'm pretty sure even he's confused, like, how did I get
10:08here?
10:08I'll get the tools!
10:10All right, girls, Union Jack is back!
10:12Union Jack!
10:13Union Jack is now Operation Ginormous Non-Romantic Overblown Picnic!
10:16I'll Feb-a-him, I'll bleh-feb-feb-leh!
10:18It's all right, big guy.
10:20You guys just do what you do.
10:21He's like, we're gonna need a change of venue!
10:24How about the park?
10:24Oh, Ferb!
10:25His work isn't done!
10:27Oh, wait, what?
10:27Oh, no more Perry the Platypus!
10:29Transported to some random location somewhere!
10:32Oh!
10:35Hold up, that's really cool!
10:37Perry is now working with portals!
10:40Thanks for introducing me to the ironic enjoyment of-
10:44They're hanging out!
10:45Ironic, yeah!
10:47So, your dad was really raised by wild ocelots?
10:50Oh, OMG, I wish that was the weirdest thing about my family.
10:54Candace?
10:55Oh, you know, amusement parks really aren't my thing, but knock yourself out, girl!
11:00Ducky Moe, Ducky Momo!
11:03Oh, hold on, Vanessa, please sing!
11:05Please sing, Ducky Moe, Ducky Momo!
11:08But what kind of amusement park-
11:09Why are they flying bees?
11:11He's your very best friend-
11:13Oh, I would listen to Vanessa sing!
11:16That is not a romantic picnic!
11:17That is Bugtown, USA!
11:20Here is where I'll make my final stand!
11:24Oh, you're really making a song about this?
11:26This isn't the picnic thing!
11:28Does she think that the five-side girls and Phineas are doing this?
11:36They didn't make this girl.
11:40What is with her head?
11:47Hold up, though.
11:48Wait, there they are.
11:50Oh, wait, they did make this.
11:52Oh, I thought this was just an amusement park.
11:55I didn't realize they actually just built it right there.
11:57And then that was so quick.
12:00I'm a bingus.
12:11But at the same time, I ride like I get it.
12:14It's great hearing that.
12:15But I was hoping that Vanessa would join in, too.
12:18Like, come on, get Vanessa singing, too.
12:24Oh, but poor Isabella, though.
12:34What does that mean, though?
12:36What do you mean by with picnic power?
12:39But at least Phineas and Isabella are together.
12:49Oh, they're all separated now.
12:52I am so going to relish this bust.
12:54Ma!
12:54Ma!
12:55But also, I guess everybody else is back.
12:57Buford's back and Baljeet's back.
12:59I thought they were busy doing their own things.
13:01Honey, it'll have to wait.
13:02I've got to pick up Ferb from the dentist.
13:04Mom!
13:05Ferb's here!
13:06At the park!
13:07Oh!
13:07Well, he must have gone down early.
13:09I'm on my way.
13:10Try our famous to dinner family, Gvindaloo.
13:12Wait, he's there now?
13:13We're in the fan, Storm family, Gvindaloo.
13:15No, wait, they were in the song!
13:17Gvindaloo!
13:31Gvindaloo!
13:37Yeah, they were in the song, and now they're back there.
13:40Oh!
13:41Oh!
13:45Oh, they're probably doing this at the picnic thing, then.
13:51But yeah, I guess we're going home.
13:53But at the same time, it's like, what are these choices, Doofenshmirtz?
13:58Where is Wonderland?
13:59I want to go to Wonderland.
14:01Wonderland is you, bitch!
14:02Whoa!
14:04Wait.
14:05Over here, you gotta see-
14:05Did everybody else tell-
14:07Candace, you're right.
14:08I am?
14:09That is just adorable.
14:11What?
14:12Wow, I don't know where it all went.
14:13It's a good thing you got a little basket, huh?
14:18Oh, Isabella.
14:20Yes, yes, it is.
14:21Come on, Candace.
14:23Let's go home.
14:23No, but the way Isabella's like, yes, everybody else disappeared, and now it's just me and him
14:29alone.
14:30Oh, but where did everybody go?
14:32Are they back home now?
14:34Yep.
14:35And just the two of them.
14:36I get it.
14:37Aw.
14:37But ew.
14:41Wait, what?
14:44Ducky Momo?
14:46I feel blessed.
14:52I feel blessed.
14:54For every girl and boy, boy.
14:56Yeah!
14:59Yeah!
15:05Oh my goodness, I was saying that they should bring-
15:08I would hear Vanessa saying Ducky Momo, and they gave it to me.
15:11They gave it to us.
15:13He's your very best friend.
15:14Heck yes.
15:16He's your very best friend.
15:18He's your very best friend.
15:21That is sick, though.
15:23But I gotta say, I gotta say, W for Isabella getting the alone time with Phineas, but it
15:29seemed like Ferb's dentist work wasn't done, so I hope it wasn't anything too crazy, you
15:34know?
15:34Seems like he was going there for a cleaning, but-
15:38But, dang, the- like, this was such a crazy episode with the teleporting and whatnot,
15:44but we got to see Candace and Vanessa hang out, the whole picnic thing.
15:48I thought that was like Danville's- I thought Danville was just doing that.
15:52I didn't think that the boys really just built that already.
15:54We didn't even get the doo-dee-da doo-dee-dee-da doo-dee-da doo-dee-da doo-dee
15:58-da doo-dee-dee-da.
15:59You know what I mean?
16:00It's like, one moment they're like, let's go build it.
16:03Next moment, that's it.
16:04They're done.
16:05But, I guess they did build it while the girls were watching the movie, so it didn't
16:11exactly happen right away, you know?
16:15But that's crazy that Doofenshmirtz is having money issues again.
16:19Not the first time that's happened, but we have another episode where he's having money
16:23issues.
16:23he's spending all that alimony money expecting more and his wife is just wasting that alimony
16:29money away you know all that free money gone but i'm glad that we got to see vanessa and hear
16:36her
16:36sing like hearing her sing just that ducky momo thing as she was walking away that was very nice
16:43but this was a very fun thing it was great seeing candace help out until the bus thing came to
16:49mind
16:49but at first she was willing to help out isabella but why would you say like you know his head
16:56is a
16:56triangle so what that makes phineas unlikable does that mean phineas should not get a boy a girlfriend
17:02because his head is a triangle is he not attractive to people who like triangle heads
17:11that's kind of messed up candace but no fun episode hope you enjoyed the reaction if you did
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17:20i'll catch you next time