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00:01We bring our new friends the happy of this wondrous land.
00:05Thank you, friends. Really great.
00:07Now, look what we have for you.
00:09Four big nights of first-class entertainment.
00:12An all-new must-see.
00:13An all-new Providence.
00:15A timeless blockbuster, Jurassic Park.
00:18And the biggest movie of all time.
00:20Titanium.
00:22Don't miss the biggest Thanksgiving weekend in history.
00:25Only on NBC.
00:27I'm Chief of the World!
00:30Thursday, Will and Grace is the spotlight show of the week.
00:33A one-hour Thanksgiving episode.
00:35Flashback to 1985.
00:37Or as I like to call it, When Mary Met Sally.
00:39When Will and Grace were dating.
00:41I'm so into those earrings.
00:43Before he came out.
00:45You're gayer than the day is long.
00:47I am not gay.
00:48You're Marvin Gaye.
00:49And let me tell you something.
00:50Ain't no closet big enough.
00:52See how it all got started.
00:54An all-new one-hour Will and Grace.
00:57NBC Thanksgiving Thursday.
01:00NBC's Thursday.
01:00Don't miss a special one-hour Will and Grace at 9, 8 central on NBC.
01:06Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling.
01:08Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
01:11Thank you!
01:14NBC.
01:19Tonight on ABC, we save the best for last.
01:25Next.
01:26If you haven't seen this Golden Globe winner, the best time to start is now.
01:31Who are you working for?
01:32This season, Penelope goes out with a bang.
01:34It's bigger than I thought.
01:35Alias at 10, 9 central.
01:37You will not be used as bait for a serial killer.
01:40There are only two new weeks left.
01:41He's a cannibal and he is coming after me.
01:44A new practice right after Alias' season finale.
01:47Tonight on ABC.
01:50This is the size of the platform.
01:52This is how high it will be when he jumps.
01:55David Blaine's Vertigo.
01:56Wednesday, May 22nd at 10, 9 central on ABC.
02:01I made this.
02:08Next Sunday, on an all new X-Files.
02:12Who is this?
02:12She needs you, Dana.
02:14Go to her.
02:15I received a phone call from Miss Andress.
02:17It was a woman's voice.
02:18Miss Adel, 1-800-THE-GREAT-BEYOND.
02:20She's been dead at least three hours.
02:21Dana, she needs your help.
02:23Why are you doing this?
02:24We're still connected to them, Dana.
02:26Even after they're gone.
02:27I need you to tell me what's going on.
02:28I know it's not possible, Mel, but is Hannah just like her?
02:31Who?
02:32Our sister, Melissa.
02:34And all new X-Files, next Sunday at 9, 8 central on Fox.
02:38One week from Monday, the Mad About You series finale is loaded with surprises.
02:44On Mad About You, their very last show.
02:49You'll have their daughters played by Janine Garofalo.
02:53Woo!
02:54And lots of guest stars drop by.
02:58Stuff even drops out of the sky.
03:00The Mad About You series finale one week from Monday.
03:08The world premiere of John of Arc.
03:11CBS next.
03:13Emily Polifax wanted a little adventure.
03:16I think I would make a good spot.
03:17The CIA made a big mistake.
03:20When did I send America?
03:21Now she's taking on terrorists.
03:23Who's she?
03:24You think Emily's a double agent?
03:26In a wild world premiere movie.
03:28Drop your pants.
03:29Angela Lansbury is The Unexpected Mrs. Polifax.
03:32CBS Thursday.
03:34I made this.
03:40One of the biggest movies ever.
03:42We're using our own satellites against us.
03:44Comes to Fox.
03:46We're looking at worldwide destruction in 36 hours.
03:50Will Smith.
03:51I have got to get me one at E!
03:53Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Vivica A. Fox, and Randy Quaid.
03:58We've got to stop them!
03:59The network premiere.
04:01Lock and load.
04:01On a special day and time.
04:04Newcomb.
04:05Independence Day.
04:06Next Sunday at 7, 6 central on Fox.
04:08No need to talk
04:13Listen to the ticking of the clock
04:20Stars that twinkle
04:23Stars that shine
04:26Dream
04:28And you'll have wings to fly
04:33Why don't you dream
04:36And you'll have wings
04:41To fly
04:49CBS News
04:50When Doug's high school football team has a reunion
04:53Hey honey, you want to see your husband all buff and beautiful?
04:55Hi.
04:55Yeah.
04:56You never know what's going to happen.
04:58Uh-huh.
04:58And all new King of Queens, CBS Sunday.
05:01CBS Tuesday.
05:01On the number one new drama
05:03Are you okay?
05:04I had to call a divorce lawyer today.
05:06Judge Amy Gray's next courtroom battle
05:08My client wants joint custody.
05:10I'll fight you, Michael.
05:11Is over her own child.
05:12Why are you doing this?
05:13I miss being her father.
05:15Amy, he's trying to take your daughter away.
05:16Now, the one case she can't preside over
05:19Is the one that could destroy
05:20Amy, Amy!
05:22Why is she so angry?
05:23What, is she sexually frustrated?
05:25All new Judging Amy, CBS Tuesday.
05:29NBC.com
05:31The day we hoped
05:33I'm authorizing the evacuation of the entire West Coast
05:38Would never come
05:40It could take out the California coastline
05:43Has begun
05:46Cities will crumble
05:47Heroes will rise
05:54A major miniseries event
05:5610.5
05:58NBC Sunday, 9, 8 central
06:02Now, an NBC classic moment
06:04As Bette Midler gives Johnny Carson
06:05A send-off to remember
06:09How I miss the social intercourse
06:13So Barry
06:14Now I have to have it
06:17With the guy I marry
06:21You don't know
06:28From Johnny to Jerry
06:29Bette Midler guest stars
06:31On an all-new Seinfeld
06:32Next Thursday
06:34Later on
06:35The Tonight Show
06:36Kathy Allen
06:36George J
06:37With Bill Maher
06:37And P.J. Harvey
06:38Your local news is next
06:40Finally Unnecessary
06:41Coming up tonight
06:42Beyond the Headlines
06:43Ever dreamed of taking a magic carpet ride?
06:45Duking's got a deal for you
06:46Takes you on a high-tech trip
06:48And hundreds of kids
06:49Try some crop fishing
06:50In a local pond
06:51The news is next
06:55In a presentation of ABC News
06:57More Americans get their news
06:59From ABC News
07:01Than from any other source
07:05Ravenfall
07:06Saturday night on ABC
07:08This is Rob Marciano
07:09From the K2 Weather Center
07:10Kind of a stormy night out there
07:12With cold, rainy, and windy conditions
07:14What's in store for tomorrow?
07:15Complete forecast is coming up
07:17On K2 News at 11
07:21Now let's go into the mind
07:23Of the profiler
07:24Jack of all trades
07:25Is a serial killer
07:26A twisted individual
07:28Who is responsible
07:29For over 30 deaths
07:30He targeted my family
07:32He took away
07:33The only man I ever loved
07:36Now he's coming for me
07:37My hiding out
07:38When he stopped
07:39He started it
07:40So it's up to me
07:41To finish it
07:45Profiler
07:46Saturdays on NBC
07:47Your local news is next
07:50Hi, I'm John Carlin
07:52Some stories worth staying up for tonight
07:54They want the crown
07:55Tonight these American hospitals
07:56Are taking Atlantic City by storm
07:58There's no storms here
07:59A picture-perfect Labor Day
08:01In Southwest Virginia
08:17People who annoy me
08:18Have a way of disappearing
08:21To prosecute a killer
08:23Hi, Jess
08:23This lawyer
08:25Oh my God
08:26Must defend her own life
08:28Lori Loughlin in
08:29Tell Me No Secrets
08:30ABC Monday
08:31Welcome to the ABC Sampler
08:33Courtesy of your American broadcasting company
08:36Now sampling
08:37This Wednesday's Ellen
08:38Where she's the life of the party
08:39He's so ambitious
08:41He even so
08:43So don't forget folks
08:46That's what you get folks
08:48For making the
08:53Whoopi
08:56Whoop it up with an all-new Ellen
08:58This Wednesday on ABC
09:01Come on News 4
09:02It's just ahead
09:03A tragic mudslide on Bainbridge Island
09:05Claims the lives of a family
09:06Tonight
09:06How the tight-knit community
09:08Is coping with the loss
09:09Plus
09:09A separation in space
09:11Is good news
09:12For one astronaut
09:12Next
09:23You stink
09:24Are you ready for a really big game?
09:31The Broncos take on Raiders
09:32In a panel of the NFL's fiercest rivals
09:34Plus history
09:35Made when one of them scores
09:37Monday Night Football's 20,000 points
09:39This will be a keyword
09:40Monday Night at 9-6 Pacific on ABC
09:53News 13
09:55News
09:57You stinker
10:02Broncos
10:03Raiders
10:04Monday Night Football
10:05On ABC
10:06An ABC premiere event
10:10Some private lost three of his brothers
10:12And he's got a ticket home
10:13The greatest danger for eight men
10:15Was saving one
10:16Tom Hanks and Matt Damon
10:18The network premiere of Saving Private Ryan
10:21Presented on Cut next Sunday at 8-7 Central on ABC
10:24Your discretion is strongly advised
10:28The lost episode of The Simple Life
10:31Tomorrow on Fox
10:33Fox Monday
10:34The big fat hit continues
10:35And we are getting married in three days
10:37And you won't believe
10:38You have to be a part of it
10:39Now what happens next?
10:41He will not be in my family
10:43This is a huge lie
10:44My big fat obnoxious fiance
10:46All new at 9 Fox Monday
10:48The truth is emerging
10:50I need this deal to happen
10:51I'm on a future
10:52But I don't have a choice
10:53And the television's favorite villainess
10:55Is back
10:56Without vengeance
10:57I can be
10:58Whatever you need me to be
10:59All new 24
11:01At 9-8 Central
11:02Fox Tuesday
11:04Laugh Out Loud Sunday
11:05Continues with Arrested Development
11:07Next
11:09Fox February
11:10There's only one place
11:11To see new episodes
11:12Of That 70s Show
11:14Mommy, I think Donna might be pregnant
11:15Oh, this is all my fault
11:17I should never have been intimate
11:18With your father
11:19When you were in the crib
11:19Next to the bed
11:21It's not a gun
11:22It's a flare gun
11:23Well, I don't think
11:24You should be playing with fire
11:25What else would do
11:26The best episodes
11:27The biggest surprises
11:29And one huge bombshell
11:31Did you burn down
11:32The police academy?
11:32No, I did not
11:34That 70s Show
11:35All new every Wednesday in February
11:37Only on Fox
11:44Be there tomorrow at 8-7 Central
11:47When television's most intense game
11:48Moves to its regular night and time
11:50Don't miss a new episode of the show
11:53Where knowing the answers
11:54Alabama
11:54Texas
11:55Is only half the battle
11:57Ready for the next level?
11:59Piece of cake, baby
12:00The Chamber Series premiere
12:02Then
12:03Golden Globe winner
12:04Keeper Sutherland stars
12:05He escaped
12:06He's still out there
12:07In 24
12:07I have killed two people since midnight
12:09Maybe you should be a little more afraid
12:11It all starts at 8-7 Central
12:13Tomorrow on Fox
12:17We're so proud of the Emmy Award winning Malcolm in the Middle
12:20This November we're running original episodes twice a week
12:25Fox tomorrow you're invited to a party
12:27I'll take you and you
12:29Isn't this kind of degrading?
12:31Okay, not you
12:32Be there
12:32For the social event of the year
12:35No sticking gum under the table
12:37And no eating gum already stuck under the table
12:39An all new Malcolm in the Middle
12:41At 8-7 Central
12:42Followed by John Goodman in Normal, Ohio
12:45Tomorrow on Fox
12:47CBS News
12:49After weeks of big city rudeness
12:51I'm Jim Gaffigan
12:52Right
12:53Ouch
12:53One Midwesterner is fighting back
12:55Okay, that's it!
12:56Everybody out!
12:57An all new Welcome to New York Wednesday
12:58Take a look behind the scenes of the trial of the century
13:02I just want a clean record
13:03You should have kept Furman off the stand
13:04The players
13:05The district attorney is acting in bad faith
13:07Shut up, Shaq
13:08The strategy
13:09Did you plant the glove?
13:11That's the question to ask him
13:12The miniseries O.J. doesn't want you to see
13:15Nothing to me!
13:16American Tragedy, CBS Wednesday
13:19Big time movie star Bruce Willis
13:22Plus Charles Barkley
13:23But first your local news
13:24I'm Gretchen Carr
13:26Next at 11
13:27Breaking news at LAX tonight
13:28As a jet makes an emergency landing
13:30We're there live
13:31Plus outrageous 911 calls
13:33Amusing to hear
13:35But are they putting you in danger?
13:37Details in tonight's special assignment
13:38I'm Jonathan Elias
13:39The secrets of this season's Judging Amy
13:41We go behind the scenes for you
13:43It's all coming up next
13:46CBS News
13:48CBS Wednesday
13:49A man and a woman who thought they'd never love again
13:51Could I offer you a lift?
13:53This is your car?
13:54A little impractical, don't you think?
13:56Until fate brought them together
13:58Has anybody ever told you that you're a real pain in the ass?
14:01For one special night
14:02I haven't been picked up since I was a little girl
14:05You go hunt and gather, I'll knit something for the harvest
14:07James Garner
14:08Do you believe in second chances?
14:10And Julie Andrews
14:11I only believe in what I see
14:13In a heartwarming holiday romance
14:15One special night, CBS Wednesday
14:18Tonight, it's a great Dave
14:20Don't miss the CBS mailbag
14:22Plus, Madonna sits down with Dave
14:25But first your local news
14:26I'm Jonathan Elias
14:28Next at 11 o'clock
14:28A dramatic rescue tonight
14:29Near Pointwarnimi
14:30How do you free a 400-pound sea lion
14:33From a storm drain?
14:34We'll show you
14:34Plus, 100 firefighters battle
14:36An enormous fire here in the Southland
14:38I'm Linda Alvarez
14:39In for Gretchen Carr
14:40Will there be a final showdown for the presidency?
14:43We'll have the latest in all the news
14:45Coming up next
14:55Tonight, stay up late for a spooky Saturday Night Live Halloween special
14:59All your favorite guys and ghouls will be there
15:03Your local news is next
15:05Coming up, concerns about a potentially deadly disease
15:09Leads to a plan to start killing squirrels
15:11And a dinosaur skull 50 million years old
15:13Why it's causing controversy tonight
15:15The Channel 4 News is next
15:25Dance with him
15:26Mom, I'm hungry
15:29Dance with your father
15:31I may not know any of your flash dances
15:33But I'm no slouch
15:35I'm a dance floor
15:36Alright
15:43Oh, Josh
15:44Oh, Judy
15:46Oh, Judy
15:51Oh, Judy
15:52Oh, Judy
15:54Oh, Judy
15:56Seinfeld salutes the 1996 Summer Olympics
15:59July 19th on NBC
16:00With this Olympic tribute
16:02You grab the rings
16:03And then you pull yourself up until your arms are completely parallel
16:07And then
16:10It's called the Iron Cross
16:12It's the most graceful thing I've ever seen
16:16And then
16:17And then they dismount
16:21A little
16:23A cup of coffee, please
16:26Get out!
16:27There's a bomb!
16:28Last year on The Pretender
16:30It ended with a bang
16:31Now he's back in the season premiere that will shock you
16:35The man who can be anyone returns with something missing
16:40His mind
16:41It's a mad, mad world
16:43Have you gone crazy?
16:45Everyone has
16:46Is he crazy?
16:48Or crazy like a fox?
16:50What's your last name?
16:51It changes every week
16:52The Pretender season premiere NBC next
16:59Thursday
17:00The commish tracks a serial killer
17:02Who's a mistress of disguise
17:03Let's find this woman
17:05Can Tony stop this masked murderer
17:07An all-new commish then?
17:08Spencer and Hawk are back
17:10Up against a small town
17:11Hiding a dirty secret
17:12I hear there's a lot of drugs in town
17:14Okay
17:14Spencer, pale kings and princes
17:16After the commish
17:17Thursday on ABC
17:19It's a special tribute to Frank Sinatra
17:22With one-of-a-kind performances
17:23From the biggest stars
17:24That's, that's America
17:26With Patti LaBelle
17:27And that old man River
17:29Ray Charles
17:30That's why
17:32Booty and the Blowfish
17:33And more
17:33An unforgettable celebration
17:35Sinatra
17:3680 years my way
17:37December 14th
17:39Good evening America
17:40I'm Charles Gibson
17:41And I'm Willow Bay
17:42And this week on Good Morning America
17:43How to make sure that your children are safe
17:46When they fly alone
17:47Also this week
17:48Award-winning videos for children
17:50Taking out the perfect Christmas tree
17:52And which computer is the right one
17:54For your children
17:55That's Barbara Walters
17:56Steven Spielberg
17:57Steve Martin
17:58Martin Short
18:00Ellen DeGeneres
18:01And music from saxophonist Kenny G
18:04All on this week's Good Morning America
18:06Right now though
18:07Stay tuned for the news
18:09A sailor who went overboard
18:11Talks about creatively making a life jacket
18:13And the government sends out a positive message
18:15About a popular drug used to treat epilepsy
18:17And the Browns backers aren't giving up the fight
18:20With only three games left
18:21The Save Our Browns campaign is still on track
18:23We'll have those stories and more
18:24Plus Don Webster has a look at the five-day forecast
18:27News Channel 5 at 11 is next
18:28Followed by Sports Sunday
18:30New East Grugs will talk about the Cavs
18:32Talk about the Browns
18:33Talk about sports
18:34That's all coming your way next
18:35On News Channel 5 at 11 o'clock
18:37We'll see you in a minute
18:40A special two-hour murder one
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