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00:00Get ready.

00:07Home Improvement is back.

00:10It's America's funniest family.

00:11Honestly, what do you think?

00:12It's kind of a lumber jacket.

00:13Then, after the tool man, it's the cool man.

00:14Is the homework done yet?

00:15It's like sort of mostly done.

00:16Part of it.

00:17Uh-huh.

00:18Yeah.

00:19The Hubris, right after Home Improvement.

00:20See you Tuesday on ABC.

00:21Wednesday, Darma and Greg's perfect world with a new baby may be about to change.

00:31Daniel's mother wants him back.

00:32A heartbreaking Darma and Greg.

00:35And why does Pete's new girl have Berg's name tattooed on her?

00:39And she's just a friend.

00:40What, do you brand them to keep track?

00:42An all-new Darma and Greg in Two Guys, ABC Wednesday, beginning at 8, 7 central.

00:46The address is CPS.

00:48The address is CPS.

00:53An abused child.

00:54He would have died.

00:55A dedicated social worker commits a desperate act.

00:58She kidnapped that boy.

01:00That could lead to a devastating decision.

01:02I promised him he would never have to go back.

01:05No!

01:06An all-new Family Law, CBS Monday.

01:09This week on The Late Show, don't miss Janine Garofalo, Tim Robbins, Dana Carvey, Melissa

01:13Atheridge and Kathy Lee Gifford.

01:15It's all new, all week.

01:16Now, your local news.

01:19Now, on WBZ 4 News.

01:23An unbelievable scene as a jet skids off a runway onto a street in California.

01:28We've got the latest.

01:30Campaign 2000, Super Tuesday could be the defining day of the race for the White House.

01:35An historic march through time to a defining moment of the civil rights movement.

01:44And reliving a piece of American history tonight, the Boston Massacre.

01:59Next Sunday, one of Disney's greatest animated motion pictures becomes a network television

02:05premiere.

02:06Mulan!

02:08To save her father, one woman would fight a nation.

02:12Are we in this together or not?

02:14Experience the adventure, the power and the courage.

02:20The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.

02:24Of Mulan, next Sunday at 7, 6 Central on the Wonderful World.

02:28My son just took the car to the store.

02:36ABC Wednesday, the Pope is coming to Spin City.

02:39Did you know that he speaks Polish?

02:41He is Polish.

02:43Still, it's a very tough language.

02:45And everyone is seeing the light.

02:47I hit myself in the face with the racket, and I think God was trying to tell me something.

02:51He doesn't want you wearing tennis shorts.

02:53And all new Spin City, ABC Wednesday.

02:56Wednesday, two guys, a girl and a pizza place is a huge hit.

02:59And what they just stole from the Celtics means huge trouble.

03:02Thanks to you guys, I'm now an accomplice.

03:04Why are you an accomplice?

03:05Because I now know who stole it.

03:06Well, who asked you to go to her apartment?

03:08Who asked you to steal my hair dryer?

03:09Who asked you to take it back?

03:10I washed my hair!

03:11And that's our fault?

03:13Wednesday on ABC.

03:37Yes, correct.

03:40The hand grabbed me.

03:43You investigate, what did you call it?

03:45A miraculous phenomenon.

03:47There are actual miracles?

03:49Oh, my God!

03:52Mondays in two weeks.

03:54A new drama will show you the difference between a mystery and a miracle.

03:59Your father was a hero.

04:02Mysterious Ways, Mondays in two weeks on NBC.

04:11ABC Flashes Back with Richard Dreyfuss.

04:15I will use anything to teach a student to love music.

04:19Of all the lives he's changed, the one that's changed the most was his own.

04:24The network television premiere, Mr. Holland's Opus.

04:28Sunday at 7, 6 Central, on ABC's Flashback Weekend.

04:34Well, we finally have the storm system that affected us earlier today out in the Atlantic.

04:38But believe it or not, another one hot on its heels.

04:40An even stronger area of low pressure.

04:42Developing noise for what it means for the forecast coming up.

04:46I drew maybe down for the count.

04:48Hey, cut it out! Cut it out!

04:50You're not even kicking me to the beat.

04:52The battle for her love continues on the Drew Carey Show.

04:54Then, whose line is it anyway?

04:56Starting 9, 8 Central on ABC.

04:58See you Wednesday.

05:02Tonight on P.I., join Bill and his guest Elaine Boosler, Luke Perry,

05:06Ann Coulter, and attorney Robert Shapiro.

05:08Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.

05:10ABC Late Night tonight.

05:12A high-profile murder brings Bobby the biggest case of his career.

05:15I'm ready to give you $1 million.

05:17Take it. In this room, we're enemies.

05:20An all-new practice, ABC Monday.

05:25A company in this building says they're collecting for disabled firefighters.

05:29But are they?

05:30Plus, El Nino is pounding the west and east coast.

05:32How will it affect the upcoming Kansas tornado season?

05:35More stories and more right now on Fake News at 10.

05:40He's one tough cop.

05:41Do I gotta smack you in the back of the head?

05:43But Tuesday...

05:44Would you think this would be all right?

05:46Andy Sipowitz...

05:47Or do you think I'm making a mistake?

05:49...must come face-to-face with the one thing he fears most.

05:53A date.

05:55All-new NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday.

05:58Viewer discretion advised.

06:01Hi, I'm Laura Barry in the Weather Center.

06:03It's been a rainy evening for most of us.

06:05So will these wet conditions stick around for the rest of your weekend?

06:08I'll have your forecast and your ski report coming up.

06:12NewsRadio's very own Phil Hartman returns to host Saturday Night Live.

06:17Hello, I'm Charlton Heston.

06:19I'm here to tell you about a special friend of mine, Mr. Philip Hartman.

06:23Phil will be hosting Saturday Night Live the first time he has returned.

06:28Can somebody fix this thing?

06:31No, you fool! You're shorted!

06:34You maniacs! You blew it up!

06:36Darn you! Darn you to hell!

06:39Don't miss Phil Hartman this week on Saturday Night Live.

06:43As the days of Frasier's world turns,

06:45when we last saw Woodby coosome-toosome, Daphne was playing it cool.

06:49Dr. Crane is always dropping by and bringing me little gifts, and he's not after anything.

06:53But she suspects Niles may have something else up his sleeve,

06:55so she begins weaving her tangled web of love.

06:58She toys with him, but Niles is enthralled, helpless against Daphne's charms.

07:02Will it never end? Just how much can our good doctor take?

07:05Until finally...

07:06This is the most glory with people.

07:14Sometimes a winner is a dreamer who just won't quit.

07:19Beauty, based on a true story of hope and triumph, Saturday on FOX.

07:24Coming up next on FOX 8 News at 10,

07:26why did an ambulance spin out of control and crash?

07:29Relatives of the patient in the back want answers.

07:31Plus, the quest for an around-the-world balloon flight ends in shark-infested waters.

07:36And we got our white Christmas, find out what kind of weather is headed our way next.

07:40You're watching FOX.

07:41And the news starts now.

07:44One of the biggest movies ever.

07:46There's no satellites against us.

07:48Comes to FOX.

07:50We're looking at worldwide destruction in 36 hours.

07:54Will Smith.

07:55I have got to get me one of these!

07:57Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Vivica A. Fox, and Randy Quaid.

08:01We've got to stop them!

08:03The network premiere.

08:04Mark your load.

08:05On a special day and time.

08:07Newcomer.

08:08Independence Day.

08:09Next Sunday at 7, 6 Central on FOX.

08:12Rose moment as the countdown to the series finale continues.

08:15My favorite scene to shoot was the one where I was in the hospital.

08:19My favorite scene to shoot was the one where I'm Allison in a drunken rage.

08:23You're not welcome here.

08:24You two probably want to be alone.

08:26Broke up a dinner party and tore the tablecloth out from under their meal.

08:30So satisfying.

08:31Something I've always wanted to do.

08:32Good night.

08:33Sweet dreams.

08:34And next week on an all-new episode.

08:36If you want my account, you better keep him out of the way.

08:39She thought there was something going on between us.

08:42Is there?

08:43I'm Lexi Sterling.

08:44I'm the president of Sterling Conway Advertising.

08:47You got my attention.

08:54CBS Next.

08:5560 Minutes 2.

08:56Mad cow disease has spread to 16 countries that thought they were safe.

09:00Is the U.S. doing enough to keep us safe?

09:03Plus, he was locked up as a serial rapist.

09:06So how did his DNA show up at a rape scene while he was in jail?

09:10The answer on 60 Minutes 2.

09:12Next.

09:14Once Sammy gets

09:15Seek love to me, Austin.

09:16Then Jack's scheming to get his ex-wife back.

09:19I'm gonna have her right where I want her.

09:21And a mother's rage.

09:23That boy raped my daughter.

09:24He didn't. She's lying.

09:26Destroys a family.

09:28Days of Our Lives.

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