00:00Welcome back. I'm here...
00:04It's time again for classic NBC with the immortal Abbott and Costello.
00:08Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of the Sir Colgate team.
00:11Why not? So you're the manager?
00:12I'm the manager.
00:13Well, you know, I'd like to know some of the guys' names on the team,
00:15so when I meet them on the street or in the ballpark, I'll be able to say hello to those people.
00:17Why, sure, I'll introduce you to the boys. They give them funny names, Alou.
00:20Oh, I know they give those ballplayers awful funny names.
00:22Let's see, on the team we have who's on first, what's on second, I don't know who's on third.
00:26You're the manager? Yes.
00:27You know the guy's name? I should.
00:28Well, tell me the guy's name.
00:29I say who's on first, what's on second, I don't know who's on third.
00:32You're the manager? Yes.
00:33You know the guy's name?
00:34I'm telling you their names.
00:35Well, who's on first? Yes.
00:36Well, go ahead and tell me.
00:37Who? The guy on first.
00:38Who? The guy on first.
00:39Who? The guy on first.
00:40Who? The guy on first.
00:41Who is on first?
00:42What are you asking me for? I'm asking you.
00:43Join Jerry Seinfeld's tribute to these comedy legends.
00:46Next on One Life to Live.
00:48It was cool that Joe let her come alone to a place like this.
00:52I want to be intimidated into leaving town again.
00:55You're teaching me to believe in the future.
00:57Marcy Walsh disappeared from ultraviolet last night.
01:00Don't worry, sweetie. I'll find you.
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01:18Now, see, he's under stress right now. This poor guy is under stress.
01:21That's why we take a break and have a donut.
01:23It takes the pressure off a little bit.
01:25Check out the show that's turning cops into critics.
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01:30High Incident, ABC Thursday.
01:32Coming up tonight on News 13 is...
01:35Coming up tonight on News 13 is...
01:42ABC flashes back with Richard Dreyfuss.
01:57I will use anything to teach a student to love music.
02:00Of all the lives he's changed, the one that's changed the most was his own.
02:04The network television premiere, Mr. Holland's Opus, Sunday at 7, 6 Central, on ABC's Flashback Weekend.
02:25Witness news how a shot to prevent one deadly illness could bring on another.
02:29Also, the hidden danger for kids in some fruits and vegetables.
02:32And a hero's welcome as a woman thanks the weatherman who saved her life.
02:36Next.
02:377's got it live.
02:40You are going to be charged with murder and treason.
02:43I suggest you start telling me what's going on.
02:45I've rewritten the speech I was going to give this morning.
02:47I'm going to tell them about you.
02:49Assemble it.
02:50You are my prince on this weapon.
02:52One of our agents, Jack Bauer, may have been compromised.
02:55Are you saying he's a threat?
02:56What are they making Jack do?
02:57I don't need 24 next Tuesday.
03:01And if you liked tonight's show, tell a friend of our special encore presentation this Friday at 9, 8 Central.
03:09Turns with the first of 12 consecutive all new episodes.
03:13Things have been out of control here today.
03:15Starting now, they're back in control.
03:17My son was accused of murder.
03:19The story's too big to hide.
03:20I'm washing my hands of your whole campaign.
03:22If things continue to go wrong, the money isn't all you'll lose.
03:26Homer will be dead by the end of the day just as we agreed.
03:29Who is this?
03:30I'm the last thing that you will ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter.
03:34And if you liked tonight's show, catch our special encore presentation this Friday at 9, 8 Central.
03:43Hey tonight, stay up late for an all new Saturday Night Live hosted by Ashton Kutcher with the music of 50 Cent.
03:49Your local news is next.
03:51All new at 10, did the Catholic Church fill Arizona's minority parishes with priests with a history of sex abuse?
03:58Eyewitness News 4 has investigative details.
04:01And your Cinco de Mayo celebration may be cut short if you don't take along a designated driver.
04:06It's 10 o'clock, the news starts now.
04:08I made this.
04:10I made this.
04:15Next Sunday, you can't ask me to tell Mulder he's off the X-Files.
04:19I'm not asking you.
04:20The future of the X-Files.
04:22The invasion has begun.
04:23It's about to get very personal.
04:25You guys been dogging?
04:27Back off!
04:28You occupy an office that used to be the vote of defining the truth.
04:31Only you're trying to bury it.
04:33And the fight for control.
04:34No, I'm starting to wonder.
04:35The two side you are working on is only the beginning.
04:39Get him out of there.
04:40You set me up.
04:41The X-Files will follow you next Sunday on Fox.
04:45I made this.
04:50It may be the beginning of life.
04:53It may be the end of the world.
04:56No one cares, Donna.
04:57It may be the one surprise.
05:00Get in!
05:01No one is prepared for.
05:02This isn't about the X-Files, Scully.
05:04It's only about you.
05:05Get ready for the season's final five episodes.
05:11Leading to the most shocking moment of all.
05:14Push, Dana!
05:15Push!
05:16The X-Files all new starting two weeks from tonight on Fox.
05:20Television's number one show.
05:23Join us now in a conversation with the cast of the television phenomenon, ER.
05:29It has like this very strange effect.
05:33Almost like some type of documentary.
05:35It starts off like a rifle shot and is just unrelenting.
05:42Benadryl, IV, 50 milligrams, and somenadine.
05:46You're going along with the doctors at their pace.
05:49The show has that quality that you're kind of riding through this frenzy with them.
05:53Can you get my mommy?
05:55Wait, I don't want her to go.
05:56No!
05:57No!
05:59It's gritty.
06:00It's got sort of an edge to it.
06:01I love the style of this show.
06:03Find a room.
06:04Lie down two hours.
06:05That won't be necessary.
06:06This isn't a suggestion.
06:07You will not see another patient until you've slept.
06:10Got it?
06:11Things could change instantly.
06:12You can go from absolutely nothing happening to being in the middle of a trauma situation.
06:23What's interesting about this particular group is that they really are heroic.
06:29I mean, these are really good people doing a hard job, but they really want to do this.
06:40It's really important and they really care.
06:42Experience television's most acclaimed new show, ER, every Thursday night on NBC.
07:04Your local news is next.
07:06Later on The Tonight Show, it's time for one last goodbye from Jerry Seinfeld.
07:14Yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
07:16Plus, the music of Brandy.
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07:36Every man wants Amanda.
07:47This is the exact spot that I fell in love with you.
07:50Except for the one who wants her dead.
07:52You can't do this.
07:53And all news on Rose Place, Monday at 8, 7 Central.
07:56Right now, late breaking news out of Washington.
07:59President Clinton will testify in the Monica Lewinsky case.
08:02Plus, Linda Tripp goes public to defend herself.
08:05I never, ever asked to be placed in this position.
08:08And do you feel lucky?
08:10Well, I feel lucky!
08:11We crunch the numbers.
08:12What exactly are your odds of winning tonight's Powerball jackpot?
08:16You'll see the drawing live at 10-59.
08:18Mike Tyson heads to court.
08:20Will he be allowed to fight again?
08:22My personal life.
08:24NBC's Proposal Tuesday.
08:26Marriage Madness starts on 3rd Rock.
08:28Sally, will you marry me?
08:29Sure.
08:30Sure.
08:31See how aliens celebrate this kind of thing.
08:34Plus...
08:35Man on the floor.
08:36You need to get away from my dad.
08:37Wedding bells for Finch's dad, Brian Dennehy.
08:40We're getting married.
08:41It's your new mom.
08:43And Grace's mom, Debbie Reynolds, has a proposal too.
08:46You said that you and Grace should get married.
08:49Danger, danger, Grace Adler.
08:51NBC's all-new Proposal Tuesday.
08:55Take a journey through a wondrous land.
09:00Blink your eye and what's little turns grand.
09:03The rules will be broken.
09:05Strange creatures awoken.
09:07And to believe, you need not understand.
09:10What?
09:15Alice in Wonderland.
09:17Nothing you expect.
09:19Everything you imagine.
09:21February 28th on NBC.
09:26An NBC motion picture event.
09:28Looks like we got that one for the left.
09:30The deadliest serial killer in Texas.
09:32There's 12 unsolved murders in the past 28 months.
09:35Is a man who can become anyone.
09:38They don't have much time to waste.
09:39Now he's getting personal.
09:41When this family of cops vowed to stop him.
09:44We're trying to save somebody's life.
09:45They never expected to become his next target.
09:51Shoot him dad.
09:52Shoot him.
09:53To serve and protect NBC next Sunday.
09:55This week on The Tonight Show.
09:57Jay Welkin scheduled guests.
09:59Mel Gibson.
10:00Tim Allen.
10:01Kathy Ireland.
10:02Arsenio Hall.
10:03And Magic Johnson.
10:04Plus the music of Natalie Merchant.
10:06And Collective Soul.
10:07Your local news is next.
10:08Next on 7 News.
10:09World leaders make their way to the Middle East.
10:10To say goodbye to Jordan's King Hussein.
10:11A Framingham mother vows to fight the system.
10:12After her kids are taken from her.
10:13Wintry weather sweeps across part of the country.
10:14Will it?
10:15It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:16There's no way I can pull this off.
10:17One is in danger.
10:18If you want to see your family alive.
10:19I suggest you do exactly as I tell you.
10:20And the other is in deep.
10:21I'm dodging bullets here.
10:22Left and right.
10:23Now, what happens next?
10:24Who are you?
10:25And what have you done with my daughter?
10:26Is everything.
10:27This is not the case.
10:28It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:29It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:30It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:31It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:32It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:33It's a case of mixed doubles.
10:34I suggest you do exactly as I tell you.
10:36And the other is in deep.
10:37I'm dodging bullets here.
10:38Left and right.
10:39Now, what happens next?
10:40Who are you?
10:41And what have you done with my daughter?
10:43Is everything.
10:44This week, as the world turns.
10:55Beginning Tuesday.
10:56Every question answered.
10:58Every clue uncovered.
11:00Every secret revealed.
11:01The game comes down to this moment.
11:03This is your last chance to solve the mystery.
11:07Who is the mole?
11:09The two-part finale begins Tuesday at 8-7.
11:12As you see Santa Barbara students grieve for the victims killed in a horrific crash,
11:18we're learning more about the Santa Monica freshman accused of running down five people.
11:22Now investigators want to know if the teen driver got behind the wheel with the intent to kill.
11:28The game comes down to this moment.
11:29This is your last chance to solve the mystery.
11:32Who is the mole?
11:34Who is the mole?
11:35The two-part finale begins Tuesday at 8-7 central on ABC.
11:40Wednesday, Drew Carey finds out on paper he's still dead.
11:44About his friends show him the value of life.
11:45Insurance.
11:46Your death has made us filthy rich.
11:52And on Spin City, Alyssa Milano was hot for Charlie.
11:53But she's got competition.
11:54For your information, I'm not wearing a bra.
11:55It's all new.
11:56See you Wednesday on ABC.
11:57An emotional outpouring in Santa Barbara.
12:00Thousands turn out for a moving memorial to remember pedestrians mowed down in a college town.
12:04It's terrible.
12:05Terrible tragedy.
12:06Tragedy officials say was now no accident.
12:07Good evening, everybody.
12:08I'm...
12:09A girl's only weekend leaves one cool boy dead.
12:10It's all new. See you Wednesday on ABC.
12:14An emotional outpouring in Santa Barbara.
12:16Thousands turn out for a moving memorial to remember pedestrians mowed down in a college town.
12:21It's terrible, terrible tragedy.
12:24Tragedy officials say was now no accident.
12:27Good evening, everybody.
12:32A girls-only weekend leaves one pool boy dead.
12:35I think he was killed somewhere else and dumped here.
12:37Three CSIs have three conclusions.
12:40She killed Armando Diaz with a towel bra.
12:42Not according to my evidence.
12:43You're both wrong.
12:44Can we not do this in front of the suspects?
12:46New CSI Miami tomorrow.
12:48What do you think about a soccer mom who's turning tricks at home?
12:52Whoa. Talk about your desperate housewife.
12:56Are there other women involved in this?
12:59Nice-looking, educated, middle-class?
13:02Why would they put everything at risk to turn tricks?
13:05Don't miss the show critics give an A.
13:08I want the madam, not the moms.
13:10How could you do this to me?
13:11I never should have trusted you.
13:13No more questions.
13:14New drama, close to home.
13:16CBS Tuesday.
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