00:03Stay tuned for Family Law, CBS, next.
00:07It's the Judging Amy you can't miss.
00:09A barnyard custody battle.
00:11You want me to appoint a lawyer for a cow?
00:13A sudden decision could reunite a family.
00:16It's what we've been praying for.
00:17And a lover could be lost forever.
00:19Mr. Duff's plane is overdue and on the moon.
00:22What else could possibly happen?
00:23Judge Gray!
00:24Judge Gray!
00:24An all-new Judging Amy, CBS Tuesday.
00:28The Long Island Incident, NBC, next Sunday.
00:31On a train bound for Long Island,
00:33her husband killed, her son wounded.
00:36Oh, my God!
00:37Kevin McCarthy only has a 10% chance of surviving this.
00:40You're wrong.
00:42I'm Kevin's mother and he's going to live.
00:44When the gunman put his victims on trial...
00:46You did not see the shooter.
00:48How dare you?
00:49Carolyn McCarthy brought him to justice.
00:52Tomorrow you will be sentenced and then you will be gone forever.
00:54Based on her inspiring true story,
00:57Laurie Metcalf, The Long Island Incident, NBC, next Sunday.
01:02This week in The Tonight Show,
01:03Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Laura Dern, and Stevie Nicks.
01:06Your local news is next.
01:07The story of all that is true and he is going to be convincing now everyone else to follow just
01:28that same way.
01:29Yeah, but I don't know.
01:30Lewis is a pretty major creep.
01:32I don't know what kind of redemption is possible for him.
01:36Well, it seems to me he doubly sinned.
01:39He not only was a jerk to begin with and then became a self-righteous jerk and decided to go
01:42back to his own way.
01:44He became a religious jerk.
01:46That's right.
01:47That's right.
01:48So, you know, there still needs to be some repentance there, I think.
01:52Don't let your commute drive you crazy.
01:55Broughty on WSB.
02:07You stupid son of a bitch.
02:10Larry, yeah, it's how we're going to close up the building.
02:13Close it up quick.
02:21Gotcha.
02:22It's not funny.
02:24Give me a hot attack.
02:25You better call him back.
02:27Hey, there's a kid on a fire escape with a couple of Beanie Babies.
02:29What the hell's going on?
02:35Demi Moore.
02:36Catch an only win at 8, 7 central on NBC.
02:41Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling.
02:44Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
02:46Quite stylish.
02:48And maybe I seem a bit confused.
02:51Well, maybe.
02:52But I got you, hey.
02:53Ha!
02:54Ha!
02:55But I don't know what to do with those soft salads and scrambled eggs.
03:01They're calling again.
03:04Good night!
03:06Do you want more pastrami?
03:10Um, what was that last thing you gave me?
03:13That was pretty good.
03:14Yeah, it was olive loaf.
03:15Oh.
03:16What, then?
03:17I can't believe Kruger didn't fire you after all you did.
03:20He said he didn't care.
03:21Oh, God, I love that place.
03:24Hey, did you ever see another dermatologist?
03:25Yeah, I finally got in to see Dr. Kazarian.
03:27He said it was really bad.
03:29What did he give you for it?
03:30Hello.
03:32Where's that locksmith?
03:34We need to have to get him out of this, Alan.
03:36Can I have a sip?
03:37Fuck yeah, coming up.
03:50Next Thursday...
03:51My little girl's growing up.
03:53Marissa's little sister is in home.
03:55Minnie Cooper?
03:55Minnie Coop, not so Minnie.
03:57And everyone's in for a shocker.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00We live in a trailer.
04:02It's time for me to get mine.
04:04Be careful of that girl.
04:07How long have you been in love with my sister?
04:09We're just friends.
04:10She's not available.
04:11Unlike, say, me.
04:13Bad girl Caitlin Cooper joins the OC.
04:16All new next Thursday on Fox.
04:19You hit her pretty hard there, Rick.
04:24Next Sunday, Bart becomes a faith healer.
04:27I have the power.
04:29Hallelujah.
04:29I believe I had hair.
04:31Oh, here they are.
04:32On an all-new Simpsons.
04:34And now, it's the new comedy the LA Times calls the season's mid-year savior,
04:38Malcolm in the Middle.
04:40I've decided to let you off.
04:41Oh, you idiot.
04:43It's a live-action Simpsons.
04:46Oh, yeah, I care.
04:47Don't miss the series premiere...
04:50Ta-da!
04:51...of Malcolm in the Middle, right now.
04:55I made this.
05:02Something really weird happened last night when that UFO passed over us.
05:05I'm sorry, who is this?
05:07Next week on The X-Files.
05:09I switched bodies.
05:10This man, Morris Fletcher, the man that you think is Mulder, but he's not.
05:13What do you think you're doing?
05:15Jealous.
05:15Who is Scully Morris?
05:17Is it another woman?
05:18Does Scully sound like a woman's name to you?
05:20Whatever call it is, could come back.
05:23This is an X-File.
05:24Your life's work.
05:26As I understand it, we're off the X-Files.
05:28Yes?
05:28Hi, my name is Dana Scully.
05:30Morris!
05:30Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:31Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:31Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:31Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:31Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:32Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:32Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:32Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
05:32Thanks for listening to the X-Files.
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