00:01What up? It's my birthday.
00:03Another trip around the sun, allegedly.
00:05No, I think that's real.
00:07But back home, we didn't recognize birthdays,
00:09so this is actually my first time celebrating it.
00:11I'm pretty stoked.
00:12Got one of those posters that people can write
00:14funny birthday messages on.
00:17Huh.
00:19Looks like Kinkos sent me the wrong one,
00:21but big day for Reginald.
00:23Congrats, bud.
00:26That's right.
00:28Yuck it up.
00:28My embarrassment is your sick entertainment.
00:31Overdressed a tad, aren't we?
00:33I thought Laser Lounge was gonna be
00:35some kind of swanky cocktail lounge
00:37filled with velvet and Russian chest hair.
00:40So much for getting my groove back.
00:42Well, do what I do.
00:43You say happy birthday,
00:44get in the picture,
00:45proves you were there.
00:46Before you know it,
00:47you're back in the car racing Uber Eats
00:48to your front door.
00:49Oh, I can't do that.
00:51Matt would be devastated if I left.
00:53I am his hero.
00:54Well, I'm going to be here 18 minutes,
00:56and wait, is that Space Invaders?
01:00Come on.
01:00Before med school, I had a job at Gio's Pizza.
01:03They had a Space Invaders right near the front.
01:05I played all the time.
01:07Even got the high score.
01:08Those were the days.
01:10Young, free, not a care in the world.
01:12I think that high score was probably
01:14the greatest moment in my life.
01:16Didn't you get married and have kids?
01:18I said what I said.
01:22Why are you dressed like a stagehand?
01:24To blend in with the maze.
01:26What, you think I'm going to wear white under a blacklight?
01:28Expose my position?
01:30Act like you've been here, Serena.
01:32I don't want people to think I've been here.
01:34Oh yeah, I know Laser Lounge very well.
01:37Luke and Ella have birthday parties here
01:38almost every other week.
01:39They come, they play,
01:41and I get to stand off to the side and hold the coats.
01:43But not today.
01:44Oh no, today I'm going to make that maze my bitch.
01:50What, he's not my kid.
01:52Man, I didn't realize Matt has so many friends.
01:55Yeah, well, he doesn't.
01:56I blasted his invite to the hospital WhatsApp.
01:58Said there'd be free food and cash prizes.
02:00And look at what happened.
02:02Oh my God, I'm so glad you made it.
02:04And, um, I'm sorry, who are you again?
02:06Look, Matt's been dealt a tough hand.
02:08Pale, weak constitution.
02:10I mean, his hair is doing something absolutely unhinged this year.
02:13It's all in the card.
02:15All to say, I just want to make sure he has a great birthday.
02:17Poor kid.
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