00:00Hello, hello.
00:01A lot has happened since you were gone.
00:03I decided to bring in a professional therapy horse,
00:06but there has been an unanticipated downside.
00:10How dare you.
00:11Matt, we got another code brown.
00:14We are on our way to St. Denis 2.0.
00:18Ian, you play a lot of roles when you're a boss.
00:19Sometimes you're a teacher, and sometimes you're just a friend.
00:22You're my captive.
00:23Guess I'll have to lick my way out.
00:25Ew.
00:25What?
00:27Talking smack about each other is like 95% more we do here.
00:30And I'm having chat GPT write me some yo mama jokes.
00:33Keith, yo mama so fat.
00:34My mom passed away in July.
00:37Yo mama was so fat.
00:41The people here are complicated and needy, and I love them.
00:45I'm going to teach you all how to defend yourselves.
00:47Put your keys in between your knuckles.
00:49Boom, keys to the groin.
00:51I just have a key fob.
00:52If your attacker's a female, a fob to the cooch is no vacation.
00:59I'm not going to teach you neither.
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