00:00What is it that I always say?
00:01What's the most infectious thing in a hospital?
00:04C. diff?
00:05I think it's pneumonia.
00:06No, you guys, the most infectious thing
00:08in a hospital is a smile.
00:11I've never heard you say that before.
00:12I say it all the time.
00:14St. Dennis Medical is about an underfunded hospital
00:19in Central Oregon.
00:20You're going to have to practice medicine the way they did
00:22before computers were invented, OK?
00:24Ron, you know about that, right?
00:26Yeah, we used to drill holes in patients' heads
00:28to release evil spirits.
00:30But hey, that's the 80s for you.
00:31He's like, you know, the old evil giant.
00:34And you go, you must have loved once in your life.
00:37Were you always an ogre?
00:38And they're like, that's kind of what he is.
00:43You OK?
00:44Yeah, I was just dry humping the desk
00:46and imagining it was a Montana nurse.
00:48Cool.
00:49What really drew me to St. Dennis
00:51was the idea of getting to talk to camera, honestly.
00:55That just seemed like so much fun.
00:56Not that I'm saying I told you so.
00:59I would never.
01:02I mean, I did say that earlier.
01:03But, you know, who cares?
01:05Feels like Workplace docu-series.
01:07In the office, Parks and Rec, people love those shows.
01:09And so I'm hoping we can kind of join those ranks.
01:13Uh, who's the schmuck?
01:15Oh, sorry.
01:17I'm Matthew, everybody.
01:18I'm the new, is schmuck for a nurse?
01:21I'm the new schmuck.
01:23He seems dumb.
01:25He seems kind of new to medicine,
01:27and also sometimes new to being a part of society.
01:31I know you won't listen to me, but maybe you'll listen
01:33to my old pal, Melissa Etheridge.
01:36Hello?
01:36Matt!
01:37Oh, God.
01:38I've been trying to play it cool,
01:40but I can't believe that I get to work with these people.
01:43She says you can't start until her cross is here.
01:45I brought my Aunt Maria's cross.
01:47You can just give it to me.
01:49Mother.
01:50I couldn't be happier to be back on NBC
01:53and to be with old friends.
01:55No more sex at work.
01:57Come on.
01:58How is there a question?
02:00She's really fun.
02:01And obviously, I'm very fun, if you couldn't tell.
02:04You can't just be like, hey, bro,
02:05want to f*** in 12 minutes?
02:07What?
02:08No.
02:09I'm sorry, but hospitals are hilarious.
02:12Finally, a white f*** doctor.
02:15Nope, nope, do not use that.
02:16And the fact that it's not supposed to happen
02:19is what makes it even funnier.
02:20It's like laughing in church.
02:21St. Dennis Regional Medical.
02:25St. Dennis Regional Medical.
02:28No.
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