00:00Oh, okay. Why don't we do that thing where everybody dances and lip-syncs to a song,
00:05like, so you had a bad day, but we make it about a good day.
00:08A little first thought, right?
00:10Uh-huh. Yeah, that was dumb.
00:12Just read that as 2016.
00:13Oh, maybe even earlier, 2015.
00:15I asked Serena to help me pump up St. Dennis' social media presence,
00:20and she jumped at the chance.
00:22She said she couldn't let me do it alone.
00:25The best thing about our social media presence is that it barely exists.
00:28But if Joyce is going to start posting more, and then tagging me, asking me to repost,
00:33I cannot let her do this alone.
00:35Or, what if we do that thing where everybody freezes?
00:42We freeze, and then the camera pans around us like we're mannequins.
00:46No? A little first thought?
00:48Welcome to our pediatrics department, where beautiful, heartwarming things are always happening.
00:55Joyce, we need something punchy, viral.
00:57This is too soft.
00:58He has a little bear.
01:00Oh, come on.
01:01Hi there.
01:02Um, who's this little friend?
01:04I ate the pebbles in my fish tank.
01:07Oh, but does your bear have a name?
01:09I can't leave until all the pebbles come out.
01:12You're killing me, kid. This is so boring.
01:17What happened?
01:18We turned on his cochlear implant.
01:20He just heard my voice for the first time.
01:24Damn it!
01:26Sorry, sorry. That pebble kid just—
01:28Little boy hearing his mama's voice for the first time.
01:31Would have been nice to capture that, but did we?
01:34No.
01:35You were supposed to support me today.
01:37And all you've done is roll the eyes.
01:39Ugh!
01:40Just like that.
01:41I mean, every instinct you have is, like, impressively the opposite of what the internet likes.
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