Vladimir Season 1 Episode 8

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00:19What the fuck?

00:21What the fuck?

00:22What the fuck?

00:23What the fuck?

00:25You psycho!

00:25Why the fuck am I tied to a chair?

00:28What the fuck?

00:29What the fuck?

00:30Oh, God!

00:31Oh!

00:32It's OK.

00:33It's OK.

00:34Are you?

00:34How are you?

00:37How am I?

00:38How the fuck do you think I am?

00:39What did you do to me?

00:42Vlad, I'm sorry.

00:44We were so drunk.

00:46And then you said that you might want to be dominated.

00:51Just to try it.

00:53But then nothing happened because I, myself, was so drunk.

00:56And then, God, I passed out.

00:58And this whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding.

01:01And I'm going to get you out of here right now.

01:03OK.

01:03OK?

01:07OK.

01:08Get you out right now.

01:10OK.

01:10There we go.

01:11OK.

01:12I'm sorry.

01:13I'm sorry.

01:17Did we, um, did we do anything?

01:21No.

01:22No.

01:22Nothing happened.

01:24I promise.

01:26God, I told you, um, I told you, oh, God, this is really hard to say.

01:32But last night, I told you that Cynthia and John are having an affair.

01:50Um, are you sure?

01:55I caught them together.

01:58I'm so sorry.

02:05Can I stay here tonight?

02:17he slept in the guest room i couldn't tell what he was thinking when we parted ways

02:23so in the morning i left him a note a number for car service and i went to the store

02:31now it's on him to decide it's his choice

02:41he'll probably never speak to me again maybe he'll call the police i wouldn't blame him

02:50it was a mistake people make mistakes and i made one

03:28the door can stick you better come around

03:45i thought you'd left

03:48well i just went for a walk

03:52how are you feeling

03:56that was the best sleep i've had in three years

04:02would you like coffee i'd love some

04:11you uh dropped your phone in the toilet last night i could put it in some rice or a nice

04:18one glad

04:36is it not not okay it's the best coffee i've had in my entire life

04:43i want to do some journaling oh

04:52he's still here

05:06hey

05:07hey

05:07You want one?

05:08Mm-hmm.

05:20May I, um...

05:23Can I ask what your plan might be?

05:27Well, the way I see it...

05:31Cynthia got to run away.

05:32What?

05:34She left me with Fi.

05:35You mean when she tried to...

05:36Kill herself?

05:37Yes.

05:40You can't really call that room away.

05:42You know, she found something that I'd written about that day.

05:44And she made me throw it away.

05:47It was the first good thing I'd written since...

05:49Since my last book.

05:53Oh, she said it belonged to her.

05:57Right.

05:58And now she's fucking someone else!

06:01Sorry, but when she, um...

06:05You knew where she was.

06:07She doesn't know where you are.

06:08No, she kind of does.

06:11Basically.

06:12How?

06:15You told her.

06:19Yeah, you wrote her on my phone about needing time.

06:22What?

06:23I have my laptop.

06:25With me.

06:27I saw the text messages on my computer.

06:30Yeah, you have a Wi-Fi next to the bed.

06:32Probably rentals, I guess.

06:34Oh, well, drunk.

06:35You must have, um...

06:37No, you wrote that.

06:39I didn't write that.

06:41I know I didn't.

06:45It's okay.

06:49It's interesting.

06:57Did you put something in my drink last night?

07:00I would never do something like that.

07:07I will leave you.

07:09Good, because I'm telling the truth.

07:16I'm gonna take out a boat.

07:32No, no, no.

07:46He wants to stay.

07:52Huh...

08:05Hello.

08:06You answered.

08:07How's it going?

08:08It's a fucking farce.

08:10They say it'll be done by tonight.

08:12Are you mad at me?

08:13You know, I was thinking about it.

08:14And making my wife sit by my side during my Title IX hearing just didn't feel like us.

08:24Right.

08:24As long as you're fucking riddled with guilt.

08:27You gonna tell me where you are?

08:29No.

08:29They're starting back up.

08:31I gotta go.

08:32Is that Sid?

08:33Can I speak to her?

08:34You okay?

08:35Yeah, are you okay?

08:37Yeah.

08:39You're very impressive.

08:48Oh, the kayak tipped.

08:50Oh, but you all right?

08:52Yeah, I'm fine.

08:53I just need to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

08:57It's from The Simpsons.

09:01And there are some pants of John's in the dresser.

09:04You don't like me like this.

09:09D.H. Lawrence is great.

09:11You forget.

09:12You think he's gonna be nuts and then he's amazing.

09:15Oh, yes.

09:15The first line is something like,

09:16ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically.

09:22God, you're impressive.

09:24Oh, please.

09:25I just learn all those first lines so I can show off to boys like you.

09:28Well, it's effective.

09:33Is that your new book?

09:35Oh.

09:36Oh.

09:38Yeah.

09:39Yes.

09:40Do you like it?

09:42It's the best work I've ever done, but I'm still trying to figure out an ending.

09:48Do you want to write together?

09:51No.

09:53I'll go get my computer.

09:54Uh, well, where are your clothes?

09:56I can wash them.

09:57Uh, they are on the porch.

10:02The jeans can't go in the dryer.

10:10It's okay.

10:14He made me feel dirty.

10:18I dropped out of school shortly after.

10:22Did you ever alert the school about what had transpired?

10:25No.

10:26Why not?

10:28I was ashamed of myself.

10:31I thought professors were gods.

10:35I was just a townie kid.

10:38And all I had was being good at school.

10:45I don't want to ruin anyone's life.

10:48But I was so vulnerable back then, and him doing that.

10:53It wasn't...

10:57kind.

11:06You were in his wife's class?

11:08Yes.

11:09What was the nature of your relationship with her?

11:21Honestly, I didn't know her that well.

11:25She was a good teacher.

11:26She was a good teacher.

12:03down did you ever have an affair with a student no yes but he was a he was a grad

12:11student he was in his late 20s and I was in my early 30s I was my prime why are

12:19you still in your prime not in the same way and he was um I was wild about him

12:24why he made the most incredible eye contact

13:21you're so good in there honey

13:24thank you so now we just see what happens right uh Lexus is on her way we're gonna

13:30head back to the city they said it'd be any minute till we get the big old verdict

13:36you don't need me for that part

13:44that's it

13:53it's been so long since anybody's cook for me that was um that was special

13:58I'm happy you enjoyed it today was productive I wrote 12 pages I'm so glad I actually didn't

14:09write a word too distracted sure so how long do you think John and Cynthia have been at it

14:19I really don't want to think about that

14:21I really don't want to think about that

14:56I need to tell you something

15:01I need something bad

15:06I didn't hand it my paper professor

15:12am I in trouble

15:16excuse me

15:37I am I'm so sorry oh god don't be sorry please

15:44didn't you say that that's that's what we were gonna do last night

15:47I don't want to act out your high school fantasy of some pervy older woman

15:52I that that's not what I want I thought that's what you wanted

15:54I don't

15:55I want I want to do what you want

15:57well I want you to do what you want

15:58how do I make you happy

15:59please don't try to make me happy

16:10God Vlad did I make it all up

16:17what

16:20oh I'm gonna I'm gonna go get ready for bed

16:27should I join you

16:29stop asking me questions

16:57I'm sorry about that faculty meeting

16:59I want to do this to you

17:10oh god

17:14and when I came over the first time

17:17I wanted to do this

17:20oh Jesus

17:34and when I came over to swim

17:36I wanted to do this

17:43I want her in the conference room that one day

17:48I wanted you on your knees

17:50under the table

17:52oh god

17:52oh fuck

17:53oh god

17:56oh god

17:57oh god

18:03oh god

18:04oh god

18:11oh god

18:23oh god

18:26oh god

18:28oh god

18:30oh god

18:32oh god

18:35Oh, my God.

18:37Leave me alone.

18:39Just...

18:40Leave me alone.

19:04You can... you can come.

19:06What?

19:08You sure?

19:09Yes.

19:37No.

19:40No.

19:43No.

19:45No.

19:47No.

19:49No.

19:50No.

19:52No.

20:06No.

20:08No.

20:10No.

20:11No.

20:54What the hell?

20:55It's me

20:56I like his undies

21:02Fuck you, man

21:03Oh, where are you going?

21:07Nice work

21:08Seriously

21:10I'm impressed

21:11If you say one more word

21:13I will kill you

21:22Don't get too close

21:23Oh, I'm freezing

21:28Are those my pants?

21:29Vlad has been staying in the guest room

21:31Because he needed a little space

21:32That's all

21:33You don't have to lie

21:33You're not allowed to say anything

21:35Oh, I'm allowed to say exactly what I want

21:36For any reason

21:37But even more so

21:38Anyone can feel it

21:39Even more so

21:40What about you and Cynthia?

21:42What?

21:43Cynthia?

21:45What?

21:46Hey

21:46Stop fucking laughing

21:47I'm sorry

21:48I can't help it

21:49Friends

21:50Cynthia is way above my pay grade

21:53What?

21:54No, she

21:54You said you caught them

21:56Right?

21:56Caught us doing what?

21:57I did

21:58I saw you together at some

22:01At some

22:03You were with her

22:05Yeah, well

22:06Unlike the two of you

22:08We were not fucking

22:10Cynthia's finishing her memoir

22:12And I'm writing an epic poem

22:14Wait, wait, wait, wait

22:15So you

22:16You weren't

22:17Betraying you?

22:19No, sir

22:23You said you saw them together

22:25Well, I did

22:26I thought I did

22:27You were writing?

22:29You are not the only one that can write

22:30At two o'clock in the morning

22:32That's right

22:32We take drugs

22:34And then we

22:34Write

22:35It's fun

22:35What?

22:40What the hell is wrong with you?

22:41She's sober, you fuck

22:42Cynthia can make her own choices

22:44No, she can

22:45You have no idea

22:46What she's doing

22:46Stop

22:49It was her idea

22:50Of course it was

22:51Because she's an addict

22:52She bought them

22:52I kept them

22:53It's like half an Adderall

22:55She's fine

22:55Oh, you have no fucking clue

22:57You moron

22:58She just wants to get this book done

22:59And move out of that fucking condo

23:01So it can stop being about you all the time

23:03When has it ever been about me?

23:11Oh, God

23:15Can I borrow your phone?

23:17Why?

23:18To call my fucking wife

23:20Oh, yeah, sure

23:24Tell her I said hi

23:25Fuck you

23:26Shut your fucking mouth

23:44You want to know about the hearing?

23:45Yes

23:49The complaints were dismissed

23:51I won't teach again

23:52But I got to keep my pension

23:53So I won

23:56You don't seem happy

23:58I think it was a mistake

23:59To involve Sydney

24:01She'll get over it

24:02No, I think I fucked it up

24:03For a while

24:05Okay

24:08I had a thought

24:09Mm-hmm

24:12Maybe we revisit our agreement

24:16What do you mean?

24:18We're not getting any younger

24:20We could

24:23Recommit

24:24I mean, isn't this all starting to feel a little sad?

24:29After you're finished, of course

24:33What did she say?

24:36She said that

24:39That you

24:41Help her feel like a normal human

24:46I don't know

24:49Well, I'm going to bed

24:55Okay

25:11You want to know what I want?

25:13What?

25:20I want you to meet me here once a week

25:27Say you will

25:29Say you will

25:52You inspire me

26:04You inspire me

26:05There was a time in my life

26:07When that was the most exciting thing

26:09That someone could say to me

26:21I'm just getting my notebooks

26:24Should I change the sheets?

26:28It might be wise

26:30Was it everything you wanted?

26:32John

26:33It's the best feeling, though, isn't it?

26:35What?

26:37Desire

26:38I thought it was about desire

26:40But it's not about that

26:41As much as

26:42What?

26:44What the desire did

26:46It was invigorating

26:47It gave me this

26:49Got your groove back

26:51Jesus

26:51She's still got it

26:52John, please

26:55So what's it about?

26:58I'll, uh

27:01I'll let you read it when it's published

27:02Think it'll sell?

27:04I think it could give me a whole new life

27:07You want a whole new life?

27:08Well, I want choices

27:10I want options

27:11I want

27:11Power

27:12I think the kids call it agency

27:17Are you

27:19Coming to bed?

27:23I don't know

27:26You don't like that ending?

27:37It has recently come to my attention

27:40That both Vladimir and John

27:42Are thinking of me as a character

27:44In their own story

27:47And they both have an idea

27:49About how it's gonna play out

27:53But there are forces

27:54Beyond anyone's control

28:00A fire breaks out

28:03When we're asleep

28:05Just like in a gothic novel

28:08As though

28:09That obsession

28:10That thrill of desire

28:12Goes up in flames

28:15Wake up!

28:16John!

28:17Wake up!

28:18Get up!

28:19There's a fire!

28:20Get up!

28:21Holy shit!

28:22What happened?

28:23Shit!

28:24Fucking door is stuck!

28:25Get out of the fucking way!

28:26And I understand

28:28Get away!

28:29I gotta get away!

28:31Get away!

28:33That I have to make a choice

28:36Get out of the fucking way!

28:45Wait, wait, wait!

28:46Where are you going?

28:50Wait, wait, wait, stop!

28:51What are you doing?

28:52Wait!

28:58A whole new life

29:13And this is how it plays out

29:17I finish my book about a woman's obsession with her younger colleague

29:22Vlad writes a book about a tender affair with an older professor

29:27Mine does much better

29:29Mine does much better

29:29Speaks to a certain need

29:34Don't worry

29:35I call 911

29:37Everybody gets out

29:47You don't believe me?

29:51Why are men great

29:52Till they gotta be great

29:55I just took a DNA test

29:58Turns out

29:58I'm a hundred percent

30:00That bitch

30:01Even when I'm crying crazy

30:02Yeah, I got boy problems

30:04That's the human in me

30:05Bling bling

30:06Then I saw them

30:07That's the goddess in me

30:08You could've had a bad bitch

30:09Not committal

30:11Help you with your career

30:12Just a little

30:14You're supposed to hold me down

30:16But you're holding me back

30:17And that's the sound

30:19Of me not calling you back

30:21Why are men great

30:22Till they gotta be great?

30:24Don't text me

30:25Tell it straight to my face

30:27Best friends

30:28Set me down

30:29In the salon chair

30:30Shampoo press

30:31Get you out of my hair

30:33Fresh photos

30:34With the bomb lighting

30:36New man

30:37On the Minnesota Vikings

30:39Truth hurts me

30:40There's something more exciting

30:42Bum bum bee

30:43Bum bum bee

30:47Bum bum bee

30:47With the bomb lighting

30:50Yeah

30:51Oh, oh

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