00:00Cable cars
00:07Hey, that's where idiots go get drunk
00:10Take me out for some hot dogs
00:14They're tiny cable cars
00:17Cross halfway to the stars
00:20They're traveling like this 150 years ago going up and down these crazy, crazy, crazy hills
00:28Well, just where exactly should we go? Should we go?
00:36Oh, this place looks nice
00:39Yes indeed, it does look nice
00:41Lois's Diner
00:42Alright, I'm back in San Francisco
00:45You know, sometimes it's hard to find a hot dog here
00:49But this place right here has a great dog
00:52It's called Lois's Diner
00:53They've been around since 1986
00:56And they throw off that 50's Diner vibe
00:58It's right off a cable car station
01:03Right here on Powell
01:04Look at these hills
01:05These hills in San Francisco
01:06Are absolutely amazing
01:09But let's see if Lois's hot
01:11Lois's Diner has hot dogs that are worthy of the tank
01:14As we go raw dog-ing San Francisco
01:25Do you know where Ellis Street is?
01:28Where's that?
01:35Look at that hill
01:36I guess I'll have
01:39I guess I'll have
01:41Why won't it
01:42Come on for fuck's sake
01:49Motherfucker
01:50Why won't it let me do horizontal?
01:52Here we go, finally
01:58Now I may have incorrectly called this place Lois's Diner
02:03It's Lori's Diner
02:05I guess I didn't know it was the R
02:07Eh, that's my fault
02:10That's my fault
02:11But we're here to review Lori's Diner
02:14You know, they've been here since 1986
02:18You know, that's the year
02:19Star Trek IV came out
02:21And they went back in time to 1986
02:24And Spock put some punk rock guy in a chokehold
02:28The Vulcan neck wrap
02:29But you know
02:31In San Francisco by the way
02:32But here's the dog
02:34And if you look
02:34They split the dog
02:37They not only split the dog
02:38They cut the dog
02:39They screwed the dog
02:40Run the dog ratio though is good
02:42Nice toasted fun
02:44But don't split the dog
02:59Yeah, I'd say that's rather ordinary
03:02Could have maybe gotten a single if they didn't dry it out
03:09Here goes a nice little trolley car going by
03:13Could have gotten nice
03:14Couldn't have have gotten a double if they didn't dry it out
03:16But I'm gonna give this hot dog a single
03:19Look at those, holy hell
03:20Mmmmm
03:22Oh, holy hell
03:23This chili dog looks a mess
03:25The bag almost ran away from me
03:27Don't want a litter
03:31Oh boy
03:31This chili dog is a genuine mess
03:36Look at that beans.
03:47You know it's coming.
03:50Everyone knows it's coming.
04:03Don't put beans on you, Chilly Dog.
04:05chili dogs should be meat only beans are for chili that's in a bowl not hot
04:10and don't sweat the dog it comes with fries and I got to say the fries are
04:17quite nice
04:24I'm gonna give the fries a 7.1 well that's the review you know
04:34doesn't seem like San Francisco is exactly a hot fed for hot dogs but if you know a place I
04:39should go
04:39next let me know comment to me email me and they take 99 at gmail.com you should never know
04:46we're
04:46going to show I'll see you down the road and keep raw dogging well let me try to climb this
04:53hill
04:54this is some hill
04:57that is some some hill
05:02take me out for some hot dogs
05:06get me one that's only plain no mustard or ketchup
05:13I'll know what the dog is really about and it's hope that this is a good one
05:20maybe a home run or a double but if it sucks it will be a strikeout and not worthy of
05:27my taste buds
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