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00:24Excellent work.
00:26Now I'll sit in but you can leave.
00:28I don't deserve it.
00:30Okay, good work.
00:31I'll see you later.
00:33Mmm, good work.
00:35Someone's caught a big gun, haven't they?
00:37No comment.
00:38Yes, you have.
00:39I can tell by your face.
00:41It's nice to see you happy at work again, you know?
00:44I don't think desk duty suited you, did it?
00:46No.
00:47And now my work-life balance is restored.
00:48We can focus on wedding pro, can't we?
00:50Oh, can't we?
00:51We neither.
00:52Oh.
00:52Come on.
01:01Lisa!
01:05What is it?
01:09Wait there.
01:11Excuse me?
01:13Excuse me?
01:16Erm...
01:17Hello.
01:19Who are you?
01:27I, er...
01:27Are you excited?
01:28I am.
01:29Shh!
01:29He's in the loo.
01:30We're still on, though, yeah?
01:31Yeah.
01:32Make sure he's at the gardens for two o'clock.
01:34OK, yeah, well...
01:36Hello, streetcars.
01:42Er, let me just check.
01:44There's this bloke who wants us to pick something up at his maid's house and drop it off at his.
01:49What is it?
01:50A tuber.
01:51What, like a musical instrument?
01:53No, like a sweet potato.
01:55Well, tell him if he knows it's not our responsibility, then, yeah, fine.
01:58Yeah, yeah, of course.
02:00Er, yeah, that will be fine, as long as you know it's not insured.
02:04OK, so what's the pick-up address, please?
02:09Mm-hm.
02:10And the drop-off.
02:14Mm, OK.
02:16And what time is that?
02:21OK.
02:22Right, that's all booked for you, love.
02:24Thank you very much.
02:26I'll have that.
02:27Er, no, you will not.
02:29Why?
02:30Well, because I, um...
02:32I promised Frank that he could do the next long run.
02:34Yeah.
02:35And, erm, there's a fair outside for you already.
02:39Oh, right, brilliant.
02:40All right, well, see you in a bit, then.
02:42Off you, Pop.
02:53Where'd you get the baby from?
02:55Found her on the doorstep.
02:56Funny.
02:57Whose is it?
02:58I don't know.
02:59A woman dropped her.
03:00What woman?
03:01I don't know.
03:02She's talking to your mum.
03:03Do you recognise her?
03:04No.
03:06Hiya!
03:07You're cute!
03:07Who would dump you?
03:10I don't know.
03:11Maybe she wouldn't stop crying.
03:12Yeah, maybe they got the wrong house.
03:14Yeah.
03:16I wouldn't put it past David Black to have a secret family somewhere.
03:19Maybe it's his.
03:21Ooh, I would like to be there when Shona finds out.
03:24Oh, are you?
03:29Oh.
03:32Right.
03:33Long story short,
03:36that was Sheila.
03:37That was Connie's grandmother.
03:40And this...
03:41is Connie.
03:43Mandy's baby.
03:44Who's Mandy?
03:45Er, Rob's prison guard.
03:48Connie's your niece, Carla.
03:50The thing is, Mandy didn't want to keep her in prison with her,
03:52so she's asked Sheila to look after her,
03:54but she's got to have some minor surgery.
03:55Oh, dear.
03:56So she's asked us to have her for a bit.
04:00Well, no.
04:02What?
04:02I said no.
04:03She can't just dump her on the doorstep like that.
04:06Run off in the car.
04:07She didn't run off.
04:08She went back to the car to get the bags, so...
04:11Well, we're complete strangers.
04:13Look, I mean...
04:14Well, I've said yes now, so...
04:16Yeah, well, you shouldn't have.
04:17There you go.
04:17Send her back.
04:19Hey, hey, hey.
04:21Carla.
04:24Carla.
04:39I'm all right, thank you.
04:40I'm not hungry.
04:41Are you ever going to forgive me for this?
04:43Well, it's not my forgiveness that you need, is it?
04:45Why are you still giving me a hard time?
04:47I know why I'm giving...
04:48All right.
04:50All right.
04:52What are you doing here?
04:53Just started bobbing.
04:55Is I OK?
04:56Yeah, of course it is.
04:57It's good to see you.
05:00Not interrupting anything, am I?
05:02Nothing important.
05:04Just seeing Bernie.
05:06Oh, yeah?
05:07How is she?
05:08Relieved to be cleared.
05:10Any leads on who really hurt Mal?
05:14Nothing yet.
05:18Here you go.
05:19You might as well have this,
05:19I'm going to have to get to work.
05:21All right, I'll see you later.
05:22See you later, yeah.
05:30Would you like to book an appointment
05:32to come in and talk through some options, or...?
05:35Oh, you would?
05:36OK, well, that's great.
05:38How about...
05:40How about 3 o'clock this afternoon?
05:44Great.
05:45All right.
05:45Well, that's...
05:46That's in there for you.
05:47OK, thank you, Mrs Swanson.
05:49That's lovely, and we'll see you later.
05:51All right.
05:52Thank you so much.
05:53Bye-bye.
05:53Bye.
05:56There you see.
05:58Your reputation will keep those customers
06:00coming through that door
06:01long after old Annie's been bad-mouthing you.
06:05I wouldn't be so sure.
06:06What do you mean?
06:07Look.
06:09Why, what is it?
06:10One-star reviews.
06:12Loads of them.
06:13I don't even recognise half these names.
06:16These aren't our clients.
06:17Annie's clearly made all those up.
06:19It doesn't matter.
06:20Our ratings plummeted overnight.
06:23Oh.
06:27Bernie, two cream cakes over here, please.
06:30My treat.
06:30No, no, no, thank you.
06:33Mary Taylor turning down a cream cake.
06:35I knew you'd get designs above your station
06:38after going to those awards.
06:40Well, no, I just need to get back to the shop.
06:43And you need to get to that meeting in Gorton
06:45in half an hour.
06:46Hadn't you better get going?
06:48Are you keeping something from me?
06:50Like what?
06:52No, no, nothing.
06:53No, no.
06:55No.
06:58Hiya, love.
06:59How'd you get on?
07:00They were there for arguing,
07:01but they stopped when I walked in.
07:03Right.
07:03And then I mentioned Mal,
07:04and they got proper squirmy.
07:07There you go.
07:09A fiver?
07:11Do you want a bacon barm?
07:12Go on, then.
07:13What's a fiver, then?
07:14It's our.
07:25I don't know you're doing this.
07:27It's all a bit too fiddly
07:29for my little hobbit fingers.
07:31Oh, you're well off.
07:32Shall I make us a brew instead?
07:34Oh, yeah, thanks.
07:36Hey, what do you think?
07:38I think she'll love it.
07:40Oh.
07:44All right, ladies.
07:48What have we got going on in here, then?
07:50Well, we're just making bracelets for me girls.
07:52They're visiting tomorrow with my son, so.
07:55All right, you don't mind
07:56if I have this one, then, do you?
07:58Uh, put it back.
08:02What?
08:03Put it back.
08:07Or else.
08:09Or else smash your face in.
08:15Not very community-spirited of you, is it?
08:22I remember that.
08:26Oh, Lou.
08:27Now, if you don't mind me saying so,
08:30I think that was very daft of you.
08:33Oh, nah.
08:34She's all mouth.
08:36I'm in a rush.
08:38It's the rush.
08:39I'm not in a rush.
08:39Yeah, yeah, he won't let me have a snack at Roy's.
08:41It's because she only had your dinner half an hour ago.
08:43Who are you?
08:44Snack police.
08:45Just come on.
08:47Kathy is going to wonder where we are.
08:50Well, let her where the boss is.
08:51Oh, yeah, I dare you to say that to her.
08:53No chance.
08:54Since when do we go for a walk?
08:56Since now.
08:57Just come on.
08:58Why?
08:58Because I want to show you something.
09:00Oh, no.
09:01What?
09:02You've not bought another horse, have you?
09:03What the heck?
09:04What is it?
09:06Oh, you see?
09:07Hello?
09:08Yeah, speaking.
09:18When?
09:22No, honestly, this is...
09:26No, listen.
09:27Thanks for telling me.
09:29You OK?
09:30Yeah, thanks.
09:31Bye.
09:33Everything all right, mate?
09:33Who was that?
09:34Dad's ex.
09:36What's happened, love?
09:38He's dead.
09:41Dad's dead.
09:43Babes.
10:00Right.
10:02Get those down your neck.
10:04On the house.
10:05Cheers, baby.
10:07Ah, my dad's favourite.
10:09Cheers.
10:10Cheers.
10:11Cheers.
10:14I should have gone to see him.
10:15Don't beat yourself up about it, mate.
10:17He had every reason not to.
10:21Dad.
10:23You all right, love?
10:24Mm-mm.
10:25Yeah.
10:25You OK?
10:27Not sure, really.
10:29You suppose Granville is?
10:30Yeah, I got off the phone with her before.
10:32She's going to let Andy and the rest of the family know.
10:36You were nice, Cassie.
10:38What's this?
10:39A party?
10:39Yeah.
10:41No.
10:41Steve's dad's died.
10:43Not Jim.
10:45Sorry, mate.
10:46Yeah, Cassie.
10:47Look at you.
10:49What, have you put your best togs on in Jim's honour?
10:51No.
10:52I had a thing.
10:54What thing?
10:55A thing.
10:56That's nothing to do with you.
11:00This is for you, love.
11:01Oh, thanks.
11:03What did your grandad die of?
11:05I think he'd been ill for a bit.
11:07Still a shock, though.
11:08I bet.
11:09Amy.
11:10Oh, brother.
11:18You just found her on the doorstep.
11:20Mm-hm.
11:21Yep.
11:22I actually thought it might be David's love child, you know, just left at the wrong address.
11:25Well, I wouldn't put it past him.
11:26Actually, no, that's not fair.
11:28He's many things, but he is very loyal.
11:30Mm.
11:31Nothing can be said for most men.
11:33Mm.
11:33Why should I clear up after Rob's mess yet again?
11:37You know, he tried to kill me.
11:40But you can't hold that against a six-month-old baby, though.
11:43Sarah, two children.
11:45Two children he's got now, which he'll never be able to have a proper relationship with
11:49because of his own stupidity.
11:52What?
11:52Well, how is what you're doing any different from Rob?
11:54You've got the opportunity here to have a proper relationship with Connie,
11:58and you're not taking it.
12:01Why?
12:05Thanks for popping in.
12:06I know you're busy.
12:08Nothing.
12:08I can't wait.
12:10Right.
12:12Two things.
12:14First, I want to know what really happened with Mal.
12:17You know I can't give you any information about an open case, so...
12:21Did you put him in hospital?
12:23No.
12:24I'm not an idiot.
12:27I know you lied to your colleague yesterday about the CCTV,
12:30and you and Sarah have fallen out,
12:32and you've not been able to look me in the eye since it happened.
12:35Well, you should be a detective.
12:37Am I right, then?
12:40I gave him a bit of a shove, right?
12:42I didn't mean him to end up in hospital,
12:44and I didn't mean you to get the blame.
12:47I was going to hand myself in yesterday,
12:49and then I seen you released, so...
12:51You kept sh'tum?
12:52Yeah.
12:53I'm too, right?
12:54No-one deserves to serve time for him.
12:59And the second thing?
13:00What?
13:02He said you had...
13:03Oh, yeah.
13:04Yeah, yeah.
13:05Um, well, I wanted to say goodbye,
13:07cos, er...
13:08Dev's booked as a last-minute to Tenerife.
13:11Bit of relaxation.
13:14Reset the relationship, you know?
13:16Yeah.
13:16Well, sounds like a really good idea.
13:18Yeah, I don't think I deserve it, though.
13:20I disagree.
13:22Have an amazing time.
13:24Thanks, kid.
13:26And you keep your nose clean whilst I'm away.
13:32I'll see you.
13:34Sure are, darling.
13:41Yeah, me and Andy would have been, what, about seven?
13:45Dad was stationed in Osnabrook.
13:48There's nothing here that I do, so...
13:50We got up to all sorts, you know.
13:53I used to drive me mum up the wall.
13:54Well, no change there, then.
13:56You were wild when you got here.
13:57But me dad made sure
14:00every Saturday he got us out of there,
14:01out of me mum's there.
14:03My dad did the same.
14:04Norma to the pub.
14:05But we got scampi fries
14:07and a glass of lemonade.
14:09I used to go to the swimming baths.
14:11A good one, actually.
14:12Had a diving board and...
14:14Oh, me dad didn't rate our dives.
14:18That is the dad you should hold in your memory.
14:20The good man who loved spending time with his kids.
14:24I said, I'll give you a minute.
14:28I haven't got many memories of them.
14:31I used to love coming round to see you when you were little.
14:34Always have, like, a random present for you, you know.
14:38Oh!
14:39What are you two gossiping about?
14:41Nothing.
14:42I'll get back to Steve.
14:44Don't lie, Mary.
14:45You've been weird all day.
14:47And I saw that order you didn't want me to see.
14:50200 white croissants
14:51and a huge roll of green ribbon.
14:54Yes.
14:55No name on the order.
14:56Oh, they were for me, then.
14:58What?
14:59Yeah, they were for me.
14:59I'd had a massive argument with Sally
15:01and I wanted to say sorry.
15:04You bought Sally a bouquet in Weather County colours?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Yeah, we can both enjoy them, can't we?
15:10What did she put in your pocket?
15:12No.
15:16I knew it.
15:18She was going to propose, weren't she?
15:20Shh!
15:21Tracy, listen.
15:22I really can't say anything, OK?
15:23Why not?
15:24Because Steve's dad's just died.
15:27And even you wouldn't be so inconsiderate
15:29just to burden him with this.
15:30Burden him?
15:31You took the words right out of my mouth.
15:33That's not what I meant.
15:34Cassie is waiting for a better time.
15:36Don't spoil it for her.
15:38Do you know, I don't know what's worse.
15:40Your dad dying or being proposed to by that cow.
15:43You try to just keep your trams shut.
15:44Or what?
15:45Or Amy will never forgive you.
15:48You guys are pathetic.
15:50As if I care either way.
16:14Shh, shh, shh.
16:28I was pregnant once.
16:34When?
16:37Long time ago, when me and Peter first got married.
16:48When I first found out, I was like, get me down to that clinic now, no.
16:58But then I couldn't do it.
17:04Because for the first time in my life, I actually...
17:10I actually could imagine myself being a mum, you know?
17:16I really wanted her.
17:19Her.
17:23She would have been 11 now.
17:25If I hadn't have lost her.
17:27Oh, Carla.
17:30I was just five months along.
17:35It wasn't very nice.
17:38They never really tell you a reason, do they?
17:41But...
17:43I knew what it was.
17:45It was...
17:47at the time of Rob and Tina and Peter and...
17:52a lot of stress.
17:56I'm so sorry.
18:01I'm only telling you this because I wanted to explain why I was a hard-faced cow earlier.
18:09When I found out that she was his, I just thought, how dare you?
18:14How dare you be able to have what you took from me, you know?
18:23I was devastated when I lost her.
18:30But I got over it a long time ago.
18:36Or I thought I had.
18:40Lisa, I love my life.
18:42I love it.
18:43I love you and Betsy and I don't need anything else.
18:46Carla, I've...
18:49I've put kids in the care system and it's no picnic.
18:52I mean, you know.
18:55I mean, of course they try their best, but they're overstretched and it's just...
19:04If you really don't think that you can do it...
19:07I just don't know how.
19:09I don't know how to look after her.
19:15I'll show you.
19:19We can do it together.
19:20I promise.
19:22You promised it.
19:23Yes, I promise.
19:27That doesn't mean equal share of nappy duty, though.
19:31She's not a bit like you.
19:35She's got Rob's eyebrows pocketed.
19:41First Bobby, now...
19:43that one.
19:44Why am I forever clearing up his mess?
19:48Well, as far as messes go, that's the cutest one I've ever seen.
19:55Hey.
19:59You can do this.
20:05Well.
20:07Pneumonia got him in the end.
20:10Slow and painful.
20:12Don't do this yourself, Steve.
20:13Come on.
20:15I wonder if you knew he was gonna die.
20:17Hmm?
20:18I mean, I'm never gonna know what he wanted to say to me, but...
20:22Nah, I'm sure he knew you loved him deep down.
20:25Well, I said some really bad things.
20:28All of which he deserved.
20:29But anyway, one more.
20:30No, no, no.
20:31No, no.
20:32You've had enough.
20:33I promise Cassie'll get you home.
20:35Come on.
20:35I thought we were having a lock-in.
20:37Yeah, you've had enough.
20:38We can reconvene the dead darts club tomorrow.
20:41What's that supposed to mean?
20:43Well, nothing.
20:43Just, er...
20:44We're all in the same boat, aren't we?
20:45Oh, really?
20:46We're in the same boat.
20:47I'm sorry.
20:47I never knew your dad, but I'm guessing that you never slept with your ex.
20:52Or robbed a building society by shotgun.
20:56Oh, here you are.
20:57Here's one for you.
20:58Scammed you out of a load of money, pretending that your dead sister was still alive.
21:04I think that's bad.
21:04I should tell you about my dad sometime.
21:08Maybe not.
21:08It's not competition, is it?
21:10I meant no offence, mate.
21:11Mate?
21:12Mate?
21:12He's not even in the ground.
21:14You're making jokes.
21:16And I'm not supposed to be offended.
21:18All right, all right.
21:19Calm down.
21:21Maybe we should just see ourselves out, eh?
21:22Yeah, whatever.
21:23Yeah.
21:24He's dead.
21:24It's not funny.
21:26Steve.
21:27We've all had a drink, all right?
21:28Let's just get you home.
21:29He's dead.
21:30I never even...
21:31I never even saw him.
21:33I never even got to say goodbye.
21:38Goodbye.
21:39Goodbye.
21:40Goodbye.
21:41Goodbye.
21:43Goodbye.
21:55Goodbye.
21:58Goodbye.
22:02Goodbye.
22:03Goodbye.
22:04Goodbye.
22:05Goodbye.
22:06Goodbye.
22:07Goodbye.
22:07Goodbye.
22:08Goodbye.
22:09Goodbye.
22:09Goodbye.
22:10Goodbye.
22:10Goodbye.
22:11Goodbye.
22:11Goodbye.
22:11Goodbye.
22:12Goodbye.
22:12You
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