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00:00Finneas!
00:00We need to the back till the space station
00:02why gonna miss a woman's volleyball
00:04at the olympens
00:05O views
00:08Hey Finneas
00:09what did the Yo Gravity affect Isabella's
00:10ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
00:13Bobies
00:14or her monkey-nelkers
00:16did they make em kinda bough se up and down
00:18or did they more stay in place while still big and volvice
00:22twor
00:23they were totally cranking dude
00:25re-round.
00:26re-watched.
00:27re-beat up.
00:28oofens variable
00:28Sable Incorporated!
00:31Perry, as you know, I've been trying to do good lately.
00:34And what's the most evil, disgusting thing a person can do?
00:38That's right. According to most women, if you use your power to get with other women, that's just messed up.
00:43I was trying to work before I found a 2 for you, Inc.
00:45I was trying to get a promotion, right?
00:47And my boss said the only word, get a promotion, is if I gave him the...
00:53And I had to, Perry!
00:55I have no choice!
00:56Which is why, instead of doing it for women, those sluts who don't deserve it,
01:01I'm gonna make it to anyone who sexually assaults men!
01:04They get...
01:06I'm gonna take their power!
01:09Mass superiority!
01:10Oh, you're gonna destroy my machine just because you want major, moderate-ass fucking death, you dumb animal slug!
01:17What is wrong with you, you fucking piece of shit?
01:20Women got raped and men, and you fucking is don't even save it!
01:23What is wrong with you?
01:24Same! Same!
01:26Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
01:29Ah! Uh-oh!
01:40Hey, Vinny. The usual?
01:42Yeah, give me five issues of Real Nigga Magazine.
01:46Oh, that's smart!
01:47Holy shit, it's wetter here than Mary J's pussy!
01:51It's time to iron these men out!
01:53Am I right, guys?
01:55I pack a bigger punch!
01:58Outlook!
01:59Six hundred joes!
02:02Fool!
02:02Re-shuffle a blockchain and up my bed!
02:17Move your big tinkle in the present!
02:23What was that?
02:24I don't know.
02:25Yeah you Mary Jane, don't ever do-
02:27AHHHHHHH!!
02:27Guys, I'm bored!
02:29I don't want to use my mighty Mjolnir will bring them down
02:39Hey guys, can somebody give me a hand? Hulk, can you carry him?
02:43Actually my iron friend the idea of carrying you is pedantic and foolish as you can move quite fine without
02:48the automation in your suit
02:50Oh
02:50Geez that my spider powers my dirtiness can't turn back and I can't use glasses and also my dick shrank
02:56by five inches
02:59Oh, I'm gonna go down on Hulk now
03:03I already yells me on here as a dildo silly spider-man always worrying about the wrong it's not that
03:09bad
03:09Oh, hey guys, listen when did we all that beam came from cuz uh, I don't know
03:16Since I got I don't feel like getting out of the suit. There's someone not welded my dick into it.
03:22I can't move
03:23Now I can't even know my boys diddy and
03:26Andrew
03:28Draymond
03:31We know that beam came from it probably changed from a savage animal monkeys
03:36Or from China
03:38Both are good theories. What do you guys think?
03:41Shut up crackers. You all are just glorified police officers who are out of their depths
03:44I mean all of you are washed in all
03:47Way that thing you looking for came from Canterville, California
03:50From Mo Salah, Brooklyn Dodgers, New Deal, Racism, and
03:57Danville
03:57It's home from Danville
03:59Now cut out of your cracker-vengers
04:01Have you been standing there this whole time?
04:03No
04:04The beam that hit you originated from the tri-state area
04:06Founced off a space station satellite dish and hit you in New York City during your fight
04:09It's theirs
04:11Bro, why do you got photos of random-ass kids, bruh?
04:16Little help here
04:17I got him
04:19Fuck Norm, dude, every time I try to do good now
04:22Perry ruins it
04:24What news, Duke?
04:25It appears that that machine hit a satellite dish
04:28Meaning at least the entire city of New York is now mail-on-mail, wake-free
04:32Duke should congratulate yourself with a martini
04:36Martini
04:38Wooskies! Brooskies!
04:39We all love brooskies! Brooskies!
04:43I love drinking so much!
04:45Hello, my name is Shmelvin Muttmore
04:47In the past five hours in New York City, mail-on-mail rape has gone out exponentially
04:52Which is very shocking
04:54Due to people such as the butt-toucher
04:58The love-hugger
05:00The diddler
05:01The man-meat-muncher
05:03Then
05:04Diddly-wonka
05:05Willy-wanker
05:07Wonka-wanker
05:09The toucher
05:10And many others
05:11Now, there's a lot of rapists
05:13But the rape has gone down
05:14Especially men in high power
05:15Despite this
05:16Man-on-woman rape
05:18Or woman-on-woman rape
05:19Or even woman-on-man rape
05:20It's still completely there
05:21No one knows what happened
05:23But uh
05:24Also
05:25Many think this may be linked to the Jewish problem
05:28I'm not talking about that
05:29That's what happens when I'm three martinis in
05:31Your wife's ass starting to look like the home plate
05:33And you're the 1984 Cubs
05:35You know what I'm saying?
05:36You're about to strike ball, play ball straight into her ass
05:38You start feeling like
05:40You start feeling like Prime
05:41Uh
05:42You start feeling like Prime Megan Fox
05:44But you're not
05:45Yeah, you're Prime Men and Fox
05:46Your wife is Prime Men and Fox
05:47And you're Prime
05:50Adam Sandler
05:51And you're about to go in deep
05:52You're about to make that fucking pussy leak
05:53Some real shit, mono
05:55Also
05:56Other breaking news
05:57Of small news of the day
05:59Beloved
06:00Beloved prostitute
06:02Dick Suck McBig Tits
06:04Has unfortunately passed away
06:06And uh
06:06I think a police officer died
06:08But no one really believes the fuck about all that gay shit
06:10Yes
06:10That was me
06:11I'm helping change this problem, Norm
06:14You hear me?
06:15One day
06:15Could warm up with the name
06:16The Foodward
06:17The good guy
06:19The fuck?
06:20Someone's been on this computer searching up porn
06:22Venom!
06:23Have you been flicker-gooning again?
06:26What did I tell you about that?
06:27Masturbating your disgusting
06:30Unearthly semen into the machine
06:31He breaks it
06:32I won't have a warranty out of you black bastard
06:36Get over here
06:38And clean up the semen
06:39With your ton!
06:42Venom sort of gone on my nofap program ages ago
06:45Be with stuff
06:46Dating Onlyfans models like me
06:50Big like a low value man
06:52What a shame
06:54Because of gone to my camp
06:56Where men just hang out shirtless
06:58And eat meat and fight bears
06:59Bruh
07:01These are great dogs
07:03Shut up Red Skull
07:04You are literally named after Indians
07:06Red Skin
07:07And you with last
07:09You just get violated
07:10I see you stick chudos in your ass
07:13And shove vibrators in your mouth
07:15When you own the orange
07:18Which I am subscribed to
07:19Besides
07:20We're all seen the 19 inches of them
07:23That's right
07:24It's real
07:26Indians we like
07:27And you can get on
07:28Ain't that a fave?
07:29That's
07:30Ain't that a red skin
07:31It's like
07:32Ha ha ha
07:33Rammu is so cool
07:35He raps about ghouls
07:37Yah yah yah yah
07:38Let him on the mic
07:39Everything is right
07:41I fuck so many hoes
07:42They call him like an Ike
07:44I go down to Sony
07:45Braz I told ya
07:47Fuck where's the name of
07:49Oh I forgot the guy's name
07:51Why fuck is his name
07:53Venom you do not have 19 inches of it of meat
07:55You have 0.9 inches of it of meat
07:56I'm tired of you talking about your meat
07:58You need to stop jerking off
08:00Stop fucking flicker gooding
08:01You ferret fucking faggot
08:02And uh
08:03Fucking whiplash over there
08:05You look like a woman
08:06Stop dressing like a tranny
08:07Start dressing like a man
08:09Show me your dick
08:11Fuck
08:11I think some HL isn't a pussy there by now
08:15Huh
08:15You've probably gotten a transition
08:17With the money we stole from St. Jude
08:21Eh
08:21You scovin' pinch
08:23I know you're a woman
08:25So suck my dick like a woman
08:29Thank you
08:30You're a duck
08:3160 joes
08:32Corporate school
08:34They thought
08:35A blockchain investment
08:37Lower up
08:38Beyond percent
08:39He he he
08:40This is the funny number
08:43Anyway
08:45I went
08:46After a plan
08:47Is to invest 20k in Dogecoin
08:50And
08:5080k in shitcoin
08:51And 50k in the block
08:53They
08:54Now
08:55A new company
08:56Pupi Dupi LLC
08:58And
09:00Mention
09:00Bloody
09:01Jogin
09:02Unlimited
09:03And
09:05Bubbubbubbys
09:05A
09:05Malkers
09:06Go
09:06Gobi
09:07Are all the private investments right now
09:09Now
09:10If you want us
09:12I recommend
09:13Thornweb
09:14Flesh
09:15Where you can buy
09:17Quality
09:17Flesh
09:18Now granted
09:19I have so many fibers
09:21In my brain
09:22And my entire jetpack
09:24Got a lot
09:24For any other day
09:26Can literally do
09:27All that dumb shit
09:28By getting a job
09:29At McDonalds
09:30And
09:31I can fuck the 15 year old interns
09:3615 year old
09:3815 year old
09:39Nice
09:40As I was saying
09:42Yes
09:42Yes
09:43Years
09:44Oh yes
09:45I finally found it
09:46The
09:47Born Ape
09:48I've been missing 3 years
09:49I've lost it ever since
09:51My dad touched me so hard
09:53That I tried to kill myself
09:55And then he told me
09:56My Bored Ape
09:56And said
09:57Bored Apes don't get you through life
09:58Having sex with
09:59Supremoto stars
10:00Now he was only the loser
10:02So I never listened to him
10:03But after
10:03Finally
10:04I see her
10:05And this dude named
10:05Heinz Stupid
10:06They're selling you for
10:0720 billion
10:08And I was just fined
10:09And he sent me his address
10:10To
10:11How
10:11Sigma
10:13And his dad is all
10:14Oh
10:15Wow
10:16Holy smokes
10:17Chick
10:17Out there Brad
10:19His dad is quite a waifu
10:20If I do say so myself
10:21But it's not as much
10:22As that delicious
10:23Bored Ape
10:24Bread's cool
10:24Listen
10:24We might have to argue
10:25And more
10:26Than usual
10:27And then
10:28We can even stick
10:29Vibration
10:30And kids
10:30And then
10:31We'll have an
10:34When they're dead
10:35Of course
10:36But then
10:37First
10:38So that's pretty retarded to me
10:41I thought we stopped buying monkeys
10:43A long time ago
10:44It doesn't matter though
10:46I suppose I will indulge this
10:49Bored
10:49A slave
10:50I mean ape
10:51Anyway
10:52I've been trying to set up a threesome
10:54A foursome
10:54You know
10:55I mean we got me
10:56We got Venom
10:57We got
10:58Whiplash
10:59Whimbleed shirt
10:59Has a dick
11:00And the pussy
11:01And now
11:02Vanessa
11:03Smokin' hot
11:04Not too many STDs
11:07They're white
11:08Which means
11:09Wanted to steal me
11:10Welfare money
11:11Don't ask where I have welfare money
11:12I just steal it from black people
11:15I'm projecting his image now
11:17Ow!
11:18Ow!
11:19There goes a big one
11:20Ow!
11:22Ow!
11:23Where come he finds a freak?
11:25He's in the tri-state area
11:27Danville to be precise
11:28Effect
11:29Not only we can get a threesome with his daughter
11:31Get that poor dipe
11:32Who knows
11:33Maybe I'll let him in there
11:34The way he fingers his squelchy 40 booty
11:36Kinda turns me on
11:37The idea of sniffing that fat sweaty ass after a long run
11:41I'm talking about Vanessa
11:42But doop
11:43He can get it
11:44I'm gonna be real with you
11:44That OnlyFan does
11:45Oh
11:47Mamda
11:48Well that was fun
11:50Me
11:50Bye kids
11:51Hey where's Perry?
11:53Oh there he is
12:01Oh there he is
12:02I saw a Malikm
12:03Who in the name
12:04Wasama Muhammad
12:05Allah
12:05Quran
12:06Are you right?
12:07Blin spot spot
12:08We know who you are
12:10But do you know
12:10Who I am
12:12I am the Red Skull
12:14The most feared villain in all of the land
12:17This over here is dicklash. I mean, pussylash. I mean, whatever.
12:22This is kachoda, Doc.
12:24And this is that fat, stupid, fucking piece of shit, dumb, fucking animal, monkey, retard, faggot, Venom.
12:30Fuck you, Venom! You're stupid! I hate you!
12:35Anyway, we know you have something we want.
12:39And it's not just your unusually fat ass, either.
12:42You don't look very Indian to me. You're very racist for taking their name.
12:46And, you know, just calling yourself Redskin doesn't make you a native.
12:49And especially saying they're all savage animals!
12:51Hail Columbus!
12:53Just kidding. Respect for all minorities.
12:59Hello, Mr. Abed-Jakar. We are here for your port of eight.
13:07We will offer seven Dogecoin, eight Crypto Monkeys, and seven based chickens in exchange.
13:14Well, allow me to explain how you've got that port ape in the first place, wouldn't you?
13:17You see, my father, for some retarded-ass reason, left me ten million in his world.
13:23It's part of the fact that he constantly didn't mean things to me.
13:25He constantly disrespected my mom.
13:27And now, my mom was not much better, either.
13:29But I used that ten million to purchase a port ape.
13:32And it was the coolest miffed anyone's ever gotten.
13:36Now, my father died because he got, um, sentenced to the hang because of his crimes against me.
13:41You see, he sent me to work at the fair as a child in the dunk tank.
13:45That is the thing that got dumped, or even the thing they used to throw.
13:49But no, I live the one who got raped by the clowns.
13:57My father paid the clowns to do it, and my father dressed as one of the clowns.
14:05I sure thought that wasn't even a real job.
14:08He just touched my thick diet.
14:11So now, to take back my body, I should've told us of my ass and all me friends.
14:15But I've learned as a better tomorrow.
14:17Islam.
14:19As-salamu alaykum.
14:21All Ali will save us, crud,
14:25MUHAMMED!
14:28Wap, wap.
14:30Wap, wap?
14:31What are you, those cringe videos on YouTube shorts?
14:33Where there's some ho yappin', like,
14:35talkin' about they spent all the dudes money or this thing?
14:38And then they, and then they do, like, uh,
14:40breathe them straight in the ocean, and then says,
14:42I'm gonna go down the monkey now?
14:44And they're like, why would you do that?
14:45And they're like, WAPE to the WAP, WAP, WAP,
14:47the most WAP, WAP.
14:49WAP, first time of billion, WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP.
14:52You think?
14:53Anyways.
14:54MODOK, I've noticed your ass is a very fat.
14:57What the fuck are you even talking about?
14:59Ah.
14:59Whatever.
15:00Listen.
15:00Not only do we need your board ape,
15:02but, uh, we wished you set up a photo summer with your daughter Vanessa.
15:06I've heard that she's a famous OnlyFans motto, but, uh,
15:08my cock is pretty famous, too.
15:11Uh, you heard of Marilyn Monroe?
15:12I treated her like an average street hoe.
15:15She was nothing.
15:16JFK was a simp.
15:17He jerked off when I, well, I fucked her for 18 hours straight.
15:21Doof, I have 28,000 inches, doof.
15:24Lay off.
15:25I, I, I, I'm still not getting it.
15:27Anyone?
15:27Red Skull's lying.
15:29Dude's got, like, five.
15:32I, on the other hand, I have 38,000.
15:35Confirmed.
15:36Look it up.
15:37Uh, uh, don't look it up, actually.
15:40My dick's too big.
15:42It got on to GigaDick Magazine,
15:44which didn't come out yet.
15:45But, uh, Richard and Big Dick Magazine,
15:47S-U-87, look it up.
15:49Hey, yo.
15:51Whiplash!
15:52My dick is enormous.
15:53You literally have a pussy.
15:55No!
15:56I mean, your pussy might be world famous.
15:58Because everyone's youth and every single football team
16:01in the mall is yours dead.
16:03Well, you warrior!
16:07Are you sure this is the right guy?
16:09Honestly, I don't even do a fuck if it's the right guy or not.
16:12That guy's ass is so fat, I'm gonna tap that
16:14with the top of the board ape.
16:16Besides, then we can just, you know,
16:18take trends running a train on him when we're done.
16:20And if he does have the board ape,
16:21that's just a plus!
16:23To be honest, I'd give a check of this guy,
16:24the board ape or not.
16:25He's what the fuck is FAMOUS!
16:28Fuck you dumb faggot!
16:30Why would you want this fat loser
16:32when we could fuck his nice, tight 16-year-old daughter?
16:36Please don't tell me you are actually a homosexual.
16:38Disgusting.
16:39And as for the board ape,
16:40let's hope he can sell it to some fat ass chud
16:42who actually thinks cryptocurrency is good.
16:44Because I know whenever you mention cryptocurrency,
16:45Monarch, you're just joking.
16:46Because you know that shit's for retarded fag and incels, right?
16:48Ha ha ha!
16:51Ferb, are you expecting someone?
16:58Aren't you a little young to have that guy on?
17:00Spider-perb, back off my curly,
17:02fucking fat fuck.
17:04And we didn't fucking steal anyone's powers.
17:06I don't believe that.
17:07You guys came up on Nick Fury's
17:09retarded ass computer.
17:10So, uh, you better spittle the beans!
17:12I'll kill you, freak!
17:14Hashtag, uh, men are evil!
17:16Hashtag, female lives matter!
17:19Hashtag, uh, kill all men!
17:21Uh, hashtag, choose the bear!
17:24Hashtag, men are the real villains!
17:26Hashtag, believe all women!
17:28Hashtag, uh, choose the bear double!
17:31Hashtag, go down the bear and let the man jerk off in the corner!
17:34Say, we don't have girls half as this attractive in Asgard!
17:37Nice body, slim waist, child-like features!
17:44Hashtag, boon and a loo!
17:46I cannot penetrate!
17:48Sorry about that, Isabella.
17:49I get it, I don't really act like myself.
17:51When, uh, you know, my, uh, fucking power's fading away.
17:54You just hit on my girl, and I try to act all fucking friendly.
17:57This is some real ass Emmer shit right here.
17:59Not fuck with no dudes who try to fuck on your girl,
18:02and then try to dap you up like you're cool.
18:04Fuck that!
18:05We opt for life! For life!
18:08Silly Phineas!
18:09You try to emulate the sound and soul of the African-American,
18:12yet you possess none of the swagger or hardships.
18:16You're what they would call a vulture.
18:18You vultured our language because you think it sounds cool.
18:21Real inward shit?
18:22Do you understand the weight that that word has?
18:25Slavery, segregation, the institutions?
18:28Of course you don't.
18:29You just use that word willy-nilly like any white kid who discovered Eminem.
18:32You disgust me, Phineas.
18:34Do better.
18:38Do better.
18:39What did dude want to say to me?
18:40I don't even fuck a history lesson from some going ass quacker, bruh.
18:44Oh, some real shit.
18:45I am the real-
18:45On game!
18:46Sound of the street.
18:47You are the sound of the suburbs, bruh.
18:49Lay off.
18:50Stay well.
18:50Hi, Mangerbean.
18:52Phineas, Hulk, you asked me to kiss and make up.
18:54Emphasis on kiss.
18:55Hulk, fuck him in the ass!
18:58I want to say it!
19:00Phineas, you're a cute little poodle.
19:02I don't know when he loots.
19:04Shree cock.
19:06Did I say that out loud?
19:07Fuck, I meant all this on the Friday!
19:09Why is my fire thing I go through?
19:11Is everything I've only been trying to say to Friday going through my suit speaker?
19:15Fuck!
19:17Greetings, fair young maiden.
19:19My god, I'm within a chicken dog!
19:20They are sad dog!
19:21They are sad dog!
19:22Or him, and you're a queen.
19:24Slay, girl, boss.
19:25He says you stay in a jock meathead.
19:28He only cares about bulls, butt, and sucking, sucking something.
19:32And you can do none of the three.
19:35Looks like you guys have a fan.
19:36Oh, boy.
19:38The weight of his cock weighed him down.
19:40And before anyone asks, I'm not gay.
19:42What in the Avengers locker room?
19:43And when your eyes have nowhere to look but the pussers,
19:45Nick Fury has put up of dead kids that says,
19:47if you don't do your hero work, this has all happened.
19:50And you've already busted those images a lot.
19:52There's always to do with what's down.
19:54And what's on the floor?
19:55Fucking water?
19:56Tile?
19:57Nick Fury's photos that he puts down there to remind us who's the boss?
20:00No, you see their dicks.
20:02You see the Avengers penises.
20:03Yes, I've looked at all their penises.
20:05I know what they look like.
20:07I control an Avenger penis before I control an image of my mother, most likely.
20:11And there's nothing wrong with that, okay?
20:14Well, there's nothing that would hurt those fucking stupid Nick Fury posters that say
20:199-11 happened because we were eating shawarma that day.
20:23And now that's good.
20:24Nick Fury, you bitch.
20:26You would be picking cotton on Asgard.
20:29Lord of Matrix, because your penis is so small it wouldn't even come up the bottom.
20:34Nick Fury, you suck, and how to quit the Avengers and become a light sobranosess.
20:40Uh, I have seen all their penises, even hoax.
20:45It's gargantuan when it's better.
20:48It's gnargantuan, and Spider-Man, or he's lucky Spider-Man is the only thing he could play.
20:54And so rude, we can stand how small his penises.
20:57I'm okay.
20:58Hey, where's Perry?
21:00Hey, as you're well aware, there's a megro gentleman next to you on the other screen.
21:05He tells me he's the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D.
21:06Well, I'm pretty sure he's actually just the janitor who cleans out people's butts.
21:10Anyway, Perry, listen up.
21:12Your mission is very important today.
21:14Doof continues to be good, and now he's one of them fissy A-Rabs.
21:19So, uh, we're gonna need you to make Doof bad.
21:22Maybe burn the Quran or something.
21:24I don't know.
21:24That might piss him off.
21:27This is Agent Nick Fury of S.H.E.A.D.
21:31That's S.H.I.E.L.D.
21:32It's an acronym.
21:33Listen up, crackle, Bergstaff.
21:35That's a platinum.
21:35Inletable, some more retarded white boys.
21:38Checking out.
21:38You will do as I say.
21:39I'm the alpha.
21:40I'm the alpha.
21:41I'm the leader.
21:42I'm the one that you should.
21:43Anyways, I'm in charge.
21:44I am in charge.
21:45If I want to glue these socks, then you say,
21:48How much?
21:49If I want paint to dry, you say,
21:51Oh, fast.
21:52If I want to hold the rectum, you'll say,
21:55I'm young.
21:56Okay?
21:56Now, listen.
21:57Make your mind.
21:58We're gonna tell you what Doof is up to.
21:59You Gidiot.
22:00I already said what Doof's playing was black.
22:02That's right.
22:02Call me up.
22:03Call me retarded.
22:04What do you literally?
22:05Vape your employee.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Carl told me everything.
22:08I know what he's doing.
22:09And I know that you know that she is not wanting.
22:15You know what else?
22:15He's trying.
22:16He's getting so bad.
22:18He's pretending to like it just so he'll stop.
22:20Yeah, Carl.
22:21Don't worry.
22:22I told him that.
22:23Guess what?
22:24Carl is faking enjoying it.
22:25He knows you won't enjoy it as fuck.
22:28Dude, thank you, man.
22:29I used to think your kinds were all dumbasses, but
22:32Dude, you don't really need to tell me.
22:34Carly dumb fuck.
22:36I knew no one likes getting a nine foot
22:38Paul shoved all the way up their ass.
22:40No one's into that.
22:41Not even homosexuals.
22:43Carl, I can't get pleasure out of raping you.
22:46I guess I'll get pleasure out of burn you with the rip.
22:49Until your cock bleeds.
22:51Welcome to my hall of a natures.
22:53But first I should say that I used to be a bad guy.
22:55So, uh, a couple of zinners are used for evil.
22:57Like this one, the kill anyone ray.
22:59Oh, there's also the nuclear bomb ray.
23:01Or, sorry, a nator, you know.
23:03Then I have my new rays, which are much more improved.
23:05See, I have my, um, get rid of litter in his door.
23:08My, uh, clean up trash in a door.
23:10Bizarre.
23:11I thought this man was like an evildoer.
23:13He's talking about these good guy inventions.
23:14Like your agent in a door.
23:15No, I had to test that one at once.
23:18My, uh, my, uh.
23:19I hope you get this guy's bored ape.
23:20I want to get out of here.
23:21So I can go home to, uh, Livy Dunn.
23:24Livy literally screenshotted the BM of your absolute skull penis.
23:28Sent it to all of them.
23:30And then her boyfriend beat the fuck out of you and made you shit yourself.
23:33It is not a micropenis.
23:34It is a sigma showed.
23:36I share all the problems in Africa, a nator.
23:37My fixed water to make it non-pol...
23:39The, uh, good guy a nator.
23:41It turns anyone back into an NS of the evil a nator that turns to an evil.
23:45But unfortunately, Major Margaret was still going for the last Tuesday.
23:47Ah, we didn't really need an evil a nator, but ah.
23:51Do you have the bored ape?
23:53That is what we are looking for.
23:54We are here to offer you a good amount of money.
23:58Lots of money that we get from pimping out Whiplash.
24:02Shink, I'm sorry.
24:03I gave the, uh, poor ape to my daughter.
24:05Hello, Dugger.
24:06Well, she gets back and get it.
24:07But until then, y'all don't play OG Fortnite.
24:10Oh, you can play OG Fortnite.
24:11But, uh, what if we just hung out and, you know, went to the mall and smoked dope and tried
24:15to risk up some FRESHMAN and I ain't talking call here.
24:19Tay, y'all up five, dude.
24:21No.
24:21And, buddy, you better go across the fight to fuck a FRESHMAN.
24:25Otherwise, I'm gonna go get on you so hard that the only thing you will ever choke up for weeks
24:29is my delicious Venom Spur.
24:32And, yes, I do actually have Night Seed into the Venom before you ask.
24:36So you better take it all or fuck the FRESHMAN.
24:40You choose.
24:41Now, don't tie me with a good charm, okay?
24:43You just got the bonner.
24:44Did anyone else get one?
24:46Did anyone else get one in their plentoromas?
24:48A lot of us are just me, everybody.
24:51Aye, well, reason why I ask.
24:53Did anyone else get a hard, nice erection when Doof said that?
24:58Did anyone else's penis get much harder than it normally was?
25:02Uh, just curious, okay?
25:04We need to keep track of our Vietnamese bonners after all.
25:08What is the number after eight?
25:10Nine.
25:11Listen, it appears you guys are very out of shape
25:13due to the fact you kinda washed up losers.
25:15So we need to start training you more.
25:18Now, well, Hulk, you're gonna need to stop loading it on 15 spaghetti sandwiches.
25:22Don't worry, you need to stop fucking fleshlights in Iron Man.
25:25Stop being Iron Deadly.
25:27I know we've been doing bad, okay?
25:29We've had a bad 15 years.
25:32But listen, we know that these villains, whether they know it or not,
25:35they are going to try to stop us and we need to be there to stop them.
25:37So we need to be in our tippy-de-top position.
25:40Huh?
25:40And, uh, what position do I like?
25:43Oh!
25:44Legs spread, feet to the back of the wall, hands behind your neck.
25:47Ha, ha, ha, ha!
25:48Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, Iron Man, chill out!
25:51Let me explain something.
25:52I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
25:56I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:01I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:05I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:10I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:23I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:26I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:35I'm Iron Man and I'm the best!
26:41Oh man, you guys are good.
26:44I'm good at serially, and slowly fucking your girl so hard that she kills herself.
26:50She'll never fight a simulation like that ever again.
26:53My magnum tongue slowly fucker all the credits her body.
26:56Is much better than your pathetic showin' dick, even in the armor.
27:01I seen you make your iron dildos, but even they don't work,
27:04cause all you do is stick them up your butt.
27:05I can fuck hoes so good and so nicely that they kill themselves because they'll never find some of that
27:12ever again.
27:13Sweat it sink in, Tommy stank.
27:15Oh, yeah, well, I, if you remember, saw Iron Man's penis, and it is nothing short of large.
27:22Ferb, I also have seen your penis, and it is not very big.
27:26A kind man named Irving showed me a photo, and oh, man, it used to be big, but now it's
27:33pathetic.
27:33I want y'all to check this out. It's the beak.
27:36Not named after his beak-sized penis, because his penis is rather big, just like mine.
27:41This device was used to fend off Lawrence and Beelforth's dad.
27:46None of them have gotten close to me in the past year due to the fact that the beak is
27:50ready to rape them.
27:52This device rapes are rapists, and I guess it can shoot lasers, but I took this out so tell those
27:58can shoot out of its hands.
27:59It used to be able to fly, but now it has still those shoes.
28:04Honestly, a town would tend to vice if you want to rape a rapist, or just rape someone who you
28:07don't like.
28:08You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships.
28:11Uh, no thanks. We're not trying to get sex trafficked.
28:14Apparently.
28:15And these are your shed keycard IDs. They'll get you into all areas of the compound.
28:19Writers, you better listen up here. Why aren't you going to speak?
28:22Let me talk! Let me talk!
28:24Um, uh, this is Thor, fat cock, I mean Big D, I mean big buns, I mean hat, sex, I
28:29mean sweaty men, oh, I'm sorry.
28:31Oh, I get really nervous around dudes with really big cranium cocks.
28:36Anyway, I was wondering who designed this.
28:38It's a rare, limited, 3D flop-out, uh, Thor, four-page spread of your cock in Big Dick Magazine.
28:48Remember when he did that seven years ago? Because your baby mama was going to OD on heroin and need
28:53hospital money?
28:54Oh my god, Thor, I-I've probably blown loads that how a woman would for this image over 400 times.
29:02I've gone the f-gr-out.
29:05Please, Thor, I would sometimes think of this image when I fucked Jeremy, I'd put it on the other side
29:11of the wall, and I'd make Jeremy wear a Thor hat.
29:13Let me, Jerry, yell, I'm the god of thunder, and stab me with a taser when he mustered inside of
29:18me.
29:18It felt so real, but this will feel even realer.
29:22I need to heat the cock.
29:24Please, just let me get a look.
29:26I'll take one photo of it, and I'll be gone out of your hair.
29:29Unless you want me to suck your foreskin.
29:31Please, please, sign it.
29:33If you don't sign it, I will kill myself.
29:36Please!
29:37I want to go with that dude who's already been used by Odin to the max.
29:40But would you want to go with the kick of chance with a nice, cool guy like me?
29:44I'll be nice to you.
29:45I'll have you back your bed by 6.30.
29:48Honest.
29:49Let me think.
29:50Would I want to go out with A, Thor fat cock, who has slayed about a thousand women,
29:54or, uh, the dude who busts when he fucking dog touches his leg at the park?
29:58I don't think it's very difficult, and you can't even talk.
30:01I know that Ren guy made you do some really freaky things for Ren if each heads right drift.
30:06And then made you watch him fuck at me.
30:10So, uh, nah, bruh, you're kind of like a loser.
30:15You're a bigger loser than, well, uh, Phoenius.
30:20Penis!
30:20Penis!
30:21Penis!
30:22Penis!
30:22Uh, rude, that was not needed.
30:25I have gotten over the drama then.
30:27Burp, I know what we're gonna do today.
30:29Hehehehe.
30:31Yeah, my evil homies always fucking up the Black E's.
30:34We always chillin' down with fucking colleagues.
30:37I wake down on a chicken yubby, you see?
30:40Don't tell doofy things for gooners in thee.
30:43Yeah, all we do is fuck with hoes.
30:46Let's play a ho-
30:47And then give way down on that goal rule!
30:50These white hoes burn fun with a hairy photo for the building.
30:54With all we do is step on these flowers, and fuck this old lady.
30:57Modok went, hey, I'm like the Gashel Wraith.
31:00When I'm fucking there, get a chicken, you can see?
31:04We are just evil, we're sexual deviants, you see?
31:08We chipped a bunch of black people, we chipped them for all the Jews.
31:13We started a second Holocaust for To-to-to-do.
31:16We're good guys, and we can't see if Modok's misunderstood.
31:20He wants to show crypto keys.
31:23Venom has so big leech, it's too big, it hurts to take it all.
31:27Red Lash is kinda so fat, and he shall-
31:30He shall-
31:30We shall-
31:30We're not even evil, we're secretly nice guys.
31:35Red Lash wants to eat all my fries.
31:39Venom stole Stan Lee's thing and went down on him.
31:43Then Red Skull went down on a lily pad.
31:46Instead of actually training you guys, because that shit's lazy, we're just gonna dope all you guys up.
31:51And don't worry, doping is completely fine, and even makes you a legend sometimes.
31:55Don't forget, you may get random powers from other people, but if you're fair, you barely use your powers as
32:00is, so uh, that's it.
32:02And uh, if anyone has, uh, any objections besides that, we're going to do it.
32:06Okay, I'm chasing the costume, no more Thor costume!
32:11Are you guys okay?
32:12Wait, what the fuck?
32:14Wait, why don't we throw this door back up?
32:17Yeah!
32:17Oh, please!
32:18Hey, you worked the nose for choice!
32:19Oh, no!
32:23Okay, Vanessa should be here soon, and then you guys can buy your board aid.
32:27I don't want to-
32:27It will cost you though, because I had to sacrifice my dick and my firstborn child.
32:31I had a kid before, Vanessa, his name was Prudence, and he's dead!
32:36I lost him for that board aid, and it was worth every second.
32:39Tell me all, Prudence, what does this mean you deserve to die?
32:41Ah!
32:41You need to bring the heroes to work!
32:46Well!
32:47And this, stupid fucking whore.
32:49Not only did you remove Thor's clothes and then grind on him,
32:52now you switched all their powers.
32:54We were about to save the city from these villains who are definitely gonna attack him.
32:57Now you switched all their powers, Candace, you stupid fucking whore.
32:59All that for Thor's meat, was Thor's meat that good, huh?
33:02Thor, fat cock, you two the bits looking me!
33:06Obviously, Thor's got Spider-Man's powers.
33:08Iron Man must have Thor-
33:09Everyone has new superpowers, except Hulk.
33:11He must have Iron Man's powers.
33:12But I don't understand what parts of Iron Man he got,
33:14because he doesn't seem to be much more smart.
33:16Whip it out, I wanna suck it!
33:19At least his vocabulary's improved.
33:21I want Thor, quote unquote, fat cock.
33:23Did any of those powers go to my penile region?
33:27Or, uh, am I, uh, stuck with seven inches?
33:31Instead of-
33:32Probably eight!
33:33Thousand!
33:34Uh, not yours when eight thousand, just curious.
33:36That is not how it works.
33:38What do you mean?
33:38I've got your powers.
33:39Iron Man, my powers are not in my penis.
33:43Wielding the might of Thor can happen to anyone who's worthy.
33:46I mean, look at Odin.
33:48I'm pretty certain Odin had one inch,
33:51yet he still wielded the powers of Thor.
33:53I mean, look at Thor Jane Foster.
33:55She doesn't even have a penis, and she can still wield the powers of Thor.
33:58So maybe you need a rethink your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
34:04-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p.
34:05Listen, Marty, we all know how Jane Foster became worthy of Mjolnir.
34:09She gave Odin the girl hock 2 and spat on his tan.
34:14Where the old mustam is pathetically small.
34:17He's so hopelessly trod-y that not even a dog would have said it.
34:21And he's tried many times.
34:23Fuck Odin, fuck Odin.
34:25Puss in to work with all synalics.
34:27Your dick may be rib, but you don't even know how to use it.
34:31I say to her fuck Jane Foster, and all you're doing was shoving it in and sticking it in like
34:35all that white noodle going around and slapping her in the guy.
34:38She didn't even react to it.
34:40And when I fucked Jane Foster, she screamed, begging for me to stop.
34:44She begged her mercy.
34:46Come think about, I don't think it was Jane Foster.
34:48I think it was his odd.
34:50It was a grudas.
34:52Good doing, bud.
34:54This is a disaster, Candace.
34:56Few size cock.
34:57You understand, it was like when we first thought how big Ferb's meat was.
35:01Irresistibly big.
35:02So big, in fact, that I was going to commit incest.
35:05Door, I would have sex with my grandpa if they had door-sized meat.
35:09On order.
35:11Trust me, Phineas.
35:12Do you understand?
35:13Because your dick is too small, and you wouldn't conduct him to the shoulder society.
35:17You don't even understand how dicks work.
35:19You probably think their dick is only for show, and not for grow.
35:23Phineas, listen, you're such a small dick that when Dom owed it to the community college,
35:27and they said no dicks allowed us, and I was like, then Phineas will fit right in here.
35:30Oh, well, I've read enough.
35:32All women are the same.
35:33I've had it.
35:34I've tried to be a nice guy.
35:35I'm like a sensitive, nice guy.
35:37I wonder if there's a woman.
35:38But I don't care anymore.
35:39I don't want to hear another woman's problem.
35:41If these are what the problem is, I'll send the only thing you should do if you suck up a
35:44d.
35:44Candace, you told me you got raped by lords.
35:46But you're such a sluffer d.
35:47You deserve it.
35:48You deserve it.
35:49And to punish man for being such a whore.
35:52Don't forget me.
35:53Jeremy's a jerk, Chuck.
35:55All he does is be women and cheat on you.
35:57You probably date Osama bin Laden.
35:59Or a black person before you got on me.
36:01I need head.
36:03And if you don't give me head, then I'd buy it to kill you.
36:07So, Candace, be warned.
36:10Watch your step.
36:12The next time you step in the shower, which has 16 cameras in it, you may get sprayed with anthrax.
36:19I don't!
36:21Everybody turn that video.
36:23My mind's going to take the stick.
36:27Everybody, come take my head.
36:30It's worth the rest.
36:32I'll learn the style.
36:34Everybody, come take my head.
36:37It's worth the rest.
36:40I'll learn the style.
36:40Through the hurry.
36:42I'll learn the style.
36:46I'm out of front.
36:48I'll learn the style.
36:51Everybody, come take my head.
36:54It's worth the rest.
36:56I'll learn the style.
36:58Everybody, come take my head.
37:02This world will make the gatherer.
37:05I'm staller.
37:08Everybody, come take my head.
37:11This world will make the gatherer.
37:13Through the style.
37:15Ah!
37:18Alert, alert.
37:20Relevant news broadcast intercepted.
37:22This just in.
37:23Okay, everybody, listen up.
37:25Horses go hard on your dick.
37:27Anyway, Mr. Handstyle, I'll be jerking them off.
37:30Anyway, at the mall, these supportive forefrains are supporting a transgender individual.
37:35What a nice day for pride and progress.
37:38Oh, a disgusting tranny.
37:39One of them can not be that's their own for the animal.
37:42And for once, I'm not talking about a black monkey when I say one of them.
37:46Avengers, assemble!
37:47We need to figure out this power stuff.
37:49Is it really worth beating up a random transverse in-
37:51I know, Phineas, but we're heroes.
37:53This is what we do.
37:55Wait, can we help?
37:56Niggas suck my dick.
38:04All right, we're out of here.
38:06The only reason we had to do all this was because of self-defense.
38:08You guys are insane.
38:09You attacked Whiplash and called them a large amount of slurs.
38:13I do not want to repeat.
38:13That is disgusting.
38:14You know, it's no sense you guys are fucking washed.
38:17You guys are assholes.
38:18You're egotistical jerks, and all you think about is yourself.
38:21You can't handle the slightest bit of progress.
38:23God.
38:24You guys need to get with the times, you disgusting sickos.
38:27Iron Diddy, fucking Hulk Rapist, Thor Fat Cock, and Spider Cook.
38:31I'm disgusted.
38:32Guys, we're leaving.
38:34I am actually disgusted.
38:36I feel a deep sense of shame.
38:38I'm very sorry, Whiplash, for how they tried to hate crime you.
38:40We're going to get you back home, and we're going to watch some Balooie, okay?
38:45And we're going to make sure that you didn't get too triggered, and you didn't get trauma
38:48from this.
38:49Away with you!
38:52Thank you, small but mighty friend.
38:54His cock was flapping in my face.
38:56It is anything but small.
38:59All right.
38:59It took me a sec to get the NFT from Vanessa.
39:02It turns out she didn't care about it.
39:03She called it boring and gay.
39:04Teenagers, am I right?
39:05Though, I don't know if you have teenagers.
39:08No offense.
39:08You're a bit of a lucker.
39:09Anyway, here it is.
39:10And you have agreed to give me 68 gazillion dollars.
39:14All right.
39:14King Two, thanks for the NFT.
39:16And remember, six Jews.
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