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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:02Yes!
00:03Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:05Okay, sitting on your bottoms ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on the
00:09one of dolls.
00:18Five, four, three, two.
00:49Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:55It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:10Ooh!
01:11Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:16I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:24And put each toy back in its place.
01:29Give Dad a hug.
01:32And the dog a pat.
01:36Give Mum a kiss.
01:39And stroke the cat.
01:44I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, what tune?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:58And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:03And spread my toys all over the place.
02:08Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:13And Dad a pat.
02:18Stroke my Mum.
02:20Come on!
02:22And yuck!
02:24I'm not kissing the cat!
02:27Yay whoo!
02:30Applause
02:33Why?
02:38Howін
03:41Where's Ruffty Tufty? You hear the children call.
03:46At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
03:52Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
03:57They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
04:02Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
04:08That's your bit. Have a go at it.
04:10Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever, you know it already.
04:17Have a go at it. Here we go. Big breath.
04:20Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
04:28We've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:33Everybody in this time, you ready? Big breath.
04:37Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred or even just to ten.
04:51Ruffty has vanished. He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:06Here comes your bit.
05:08Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:23Where's Ruffty Tufty? You hear the children call.
05:27At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
05:32Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:42Go for it.
05:42Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:48And again.
05:49Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
05:55Really quiet.
05:56Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty.
06:02In a whisper, Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty
06:08Tufty.
06:11Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
06:34Ruffty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruffty Tufty.
06:43Jusquik, Jusquik, Jusquik, Jusquik, Jusquik.
06:46Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles, cat's got the measles, whoops, the measles got the cat.
06:54Meow!
06:55And, oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:15Wah! Wah!
07:19They said, Arabella Miller, take away the caterpillar
07:27Hey, let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:29Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did he say?
07:49Wah! Wah!
07:51They said, Arabella Miller, take away the caterpillar
07:59Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles got the cat
08:10Meow!
08:14And hey, talking about cats, here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:23Meow
08:27And oh, from the cat's whiskers, I can make a bridge
08:32Here it comes, a bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:37Or dad's undies
08:42There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:46Sing a song of undies I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning and smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:57I kicked them on the bottom
09:01And they ran across the lawn
09:06And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:14I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning and smacked me on the cheek
09:25Ow!
09:26I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:41And hey, this time, a trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:47And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides it upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides it upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:00Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief, quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it upon a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer was Old MacDonald
10:26Old MacDonald had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:36It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:46Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:58A wombat?
11:00That's what you play wom with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your womball
11:04And you play a game of wom
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:12Sorry!
11:12Old MacDonald had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well when the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:32Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah?
11:34With a
11:36Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:47Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:01A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here
12:09And a snap snap
12:09There
12:10Here a snap
12:11There a snap
12:11Everywhere a snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:21Old MacDonald had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:28Cook-a-barra
12:29Sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry
12:33King of the bushes
12:35He's he
12:36Laugh
12:37Cook-a-barra
12:38Laugh
12:39Cook-a-barra
12:40Gay
12:40Your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Cook-a-barra
12:45Sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry
12:48King of the bushes
12:50He
12:51Laugh
12:52Cook-a-barra
12:53Laugh
12:54Cook-a-barra
12:55Gay
12:55Your life must be
12:57And what about some funny words?
12:59It's this one
12:59Cook-a-barra
13:01Sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops
13:05He can't see
13:07Stop
13:07Cook-a-barra
13:09Stop
13:09Cook-a-barra
13:11Leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh great
13:19Okay
13:20Here we go then
13:20You ready?
13:22Cook-a-barra
13:23Sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down
13:27With his pants on fire
13:30Ouch
13:30Cook-a-barra
13:32Ouch
13:32Cook-a-barra
13:34Hot
13:34Your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Cook-a-barra
13:39Sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down
13:43With his pants on fire
13:45Ouch
13:46Cook-a-barra
13:48Ouch
13:48Cook-a-barra
13:50Hot
13:50Your tail must be
13:55Oh well done
14:02It's a strange looking beast
14:03It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:08Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:20Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman
14:22And oh
14:24This time you can do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
14:31Interesting
14:32In the same way
14:38Yes
14:39Well done
14:53I was told
14:54Let's see
14:54Let's see
14:55Let's see
14:55What do you want to see
15:00Looks to me
15:28BIRDS CHIRP
15:30Have you any wool?
15:32Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
15:35Here comes another funny bit.
15:37One for the monkey.
15:39And one for the fox.
15:42And one for the little boy with holes in his socks.
15:47Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:50And what about a long nose for the fox?
15:54And don't forget to point at somebody with holes in their socks,
15:56but don't point at me, will you?
15:59Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there.
16:02Here we go.
16:03Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
16:06Oh, yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey.
16:14And one for the fox.
16:17And one for the little boy with holes in his socks.
16:21Gee, you're tricky.
16:23And, oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
16:30Daddy bought a motor car.
16:34Press the button, pull the choke.
16:37Off we go in a cloud of smoke.
16:44Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
16:47Daddy bought a motor car.
16:52Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again.
16:57Hang on a minute, he's fixing up.
16:58I'll just fix it.
17:00You'll be all right now.
17:00I'm good at fixing things.
17:05Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car.
17:09You'll be all right now.
17:14Don't want a police car either.
17:18Okay, got it this time.
17:20It'll be okay now.
17:25I don't want a sad car either.
17:28I'll tell you what, try your horn
17:29and see if it works any better than mine.
17:34Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn
17:36in your car.
17:37Let's try that song again.
17:38You ready?
17:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
17:42Daddy bought a motor car.
17:46Press the button, pull the choke.
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke.
17:55Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
17:58Daddy bought a motor car.
18:04And, oh, got those knee-claps ready again?
18:07And, oh, got those knee-claps ready again?
18:35Oh, and, oh, wow, some good clappers out there.
18:38And, hey, I've just thought of another trick.
18:40This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman.
18:43Got miles of string around here.
18:44Let's see if I can do it for you.
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string.
18:49And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half.
18:52Can you see that short blue string, long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again.
18:58Look, I fold the blue string in half.
19:00Now I've got it.
19:01There we go.
19:02No.
19:04Hang on a minute.
19:05I'll try one more time.
19:07There it is.
19:11Dear, oh, dear, that trick didn't seem to work.
19:13I'd better try a different trick.
19:15I'll tell you what.
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time.
19:17That should work.
19:18Here we go.
19:20No problems at all.
19:21Got them all tied up.
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Ah!
19:25Oh!
19:26Oh, funny.
19:28Okay, got them all tied up.
19:29There's no way they can escape.
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:35There's something strange about this.
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up.
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here.
19:43You can be my helper.
19:44This lady here.
19:45Here she comes, a brave helper.
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that.
19:51Okay, terrific.
19:52And I'll tie you up.
19:53Okay, here we go.
19:54Put your hand through the middle there.
19:56Got you.
19:57But just to make sure I've got her, I'd better tie her up again.
20:00Straight up.
20:01Hold that hand up in the air.
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice.
20:06There's no way she can get out of that.
20:10Hey, how did you do that?
20:12Do that again.
20:14Through the middle.
20:15Got you.
20:16But just to make sure, up through the middle hole again.
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody.
20:22You don't wave to trees.
20:23Trees wave to you.
20:25Okay, there we go.
20:26Now...
20:28I've definitely got her this time.
20:29There's no way she can get out now.
20:33Give her a big clap.
20:35Well done.
20:36You can sit down with her.
20:38And I'll...
20:39This time I'm going to make a cup and saucer.
20:43Here we go.
20:44There it is.
20:45A cup and saucer.
20:46And an Eiffel Tower or a rocket.
20:50And I need another helper now.
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper.
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you and back up to me again.
21:00Don't let go.
21:01Down again.
21:02Back again.
21:03Down again.
21:04Back again.
21:05Just don't hit my nose, will you?
21:07Give her a big clap.
21:09Well done.
21:10All right, you can stop now.
21:12Well.
21:16And, oh, ladies and gentlemen,
21:17Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger.
21:21Ta-da.
21:23And this time,
21:25a sock hanging out on a line to dry.
21:30Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock.
21:34Sing a song of sock pong.
21:36Dad's socks are on the line.
21:39Now that they've been washed,
21:41all my family's doing fine.
21:44When I got up this morning,
21:47the cat was turning green.
21:50And the dog had on his gas mask,
21:53a sight you should have seen.
21:56Can we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong.
22:01Dad's socks are on the line.
22:04Now that they've been washed,
22:06all my family's doing fine.
22:09When I got up this morning,
22:11the cat was turning green.
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask,
22:18the sight you should have seen.
22:21And, oh, hey,
22:22what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be,
22:29if you like.
22:30Here he comes.
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:34Okay, I'll give you a bit of string
22:36to hold on to with both of your hands.
22:39Down the bottom there.
22:40Can you hold on to that one
22:40with both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it.
22:43Good boy.
22:44And we'll make a man climb up a tree.
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree.
22:49And when he gets to the top of the tree,
22:50he picks a coconut.
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there.
22:52Here it comes.
22:53Meow.
22:54Bonk.
22:55Well done.
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute.
22:57I can see a bear out there.
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You can sit down again now
23:02and we'll go hunting bears.
23:05I need some people to go like this.
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09And mums and dads as well.
23:11We need some copycats to say
23:12we're going on a bear hunt.
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go.
23:16We're going on a bear hunt.
23:18We're going on a bear hunt.
23:20We're going to catch a big one.
23:22We're going to catch a big one.
23:24I'm not scared.
23:26I'm not scared.
23:28What a beautiful day.
23:29What a beautiful day.
23:31Uh-oh.
23:32Uh-oh.
23:34Grass.
23:34Grass.
23:35Make some grass.
23:37Long, wavy grass.
23:39Long, wavy grass.
23:40We can't go over it.
23:42We can't go over it.
23:44We can't go under it.
23:46We can't go under it.
23:48We'll have to go through it.
23:51Can you park the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
23:55Whoosh, whoosh.
23:55Very good.
23:56We're going on a bear hunt.
23:58We're going on a bear hunt.
24:00We're going to catch a big one.
24:02We're going to catch a big one.
24:04I'm not scared.
24:05I'm not scared.
24:07What a beautiful day.
24:09What a beautiful day.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Mud.
24:13Mud.
24:14Thick, squelchy mud.
24:16Thick, squelchy mud.
24:18We can't go over it.
24:20We can't go over it.
24:22We can't go under it.
24:24We can't go under it.
24:25We'll have to go through it.
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:33Oh, no.
24:35I'm stuck.
24:39Oh, yeah.
24:40Sorry.
24:41We're going on a bear hunt.
24:43We're going on a bear hunt.
24:45We're going to catch a big one.
24:47We're going to catch a big one.
24:48I'm not scared.
24:50I'm not scared.
24:52What a beautiful day.
24:53What a beautiful day.
24:55Uh-oh.
24:56Uh-oh.
24:57A cave.
24:59A cave.
25:00A dark, gloomy cave.
25:03A dark, gloomy cave.
25:05We can't go over it.
25:07We can't go over it.
25:09We can't go under it.
25:11We can't go under it.
25:13We'll have to go through it.
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:22We're going on a bear hunt.
25:25We're going on a bear hunt.
25:27We're going to catch a big one.
25:29We're going to catch a big one.
25:31I'm not scared.
25:33I'm not scared.
25:34Uh-oh.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:36Two black furry ears.
25:38Two black furry ears.
25:40One black wet nose.
25:42One black wet nose.
25:44Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:46Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:48It's a bear.
25:48Quick, run back through the cave.
25:51Quick, through the mud.
25:53I like this bit.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Not again, Ian.
25:57Oh, yeah.
25:59Keeps doing that.
26:00Quick, through the long grass.
26:02Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
26:04Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you.
26:06Up the garden path.
26:09Open the door.
26:11Close it up.
26:12Oops.
26:13Hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:15Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:18Okay.
26:18Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
26:30Here is my handle.
26:32Here is my spout.
26:33When I get all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:41Or I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle.
26:47Here is my handle.
26:48Oops.
26:49Hang on.
26:50Two handles?
26:51Silly me, I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And, oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:59I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to night time, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:16And, hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:21I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:24I have no toenails.
27:26I have no hair.
27:29If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:35Pfft.
27:36Out it comes.
27:39Or some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:41I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:48At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my house.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And, oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:00You have to stick your tummies out for this one because you've got to be little wombats round and fat.
28:06I'm a little wombat round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground, just ring me up.
28:19I'll come around and, oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27Raining?
28:27Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:30It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:41It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44The old man is snoring.
28:46He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:55Rain, rain, go away.
28:58Come again another day.
29:01All the children want to play.
29:04So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:07That's what we used to sing when I was little.
29:09It worked sometimes.
29:11I don't think Mum liked it very much though.
29:13If you try that one again.
29:14Rain, rain, go away.
29:15Big breath.
29:15Ready?
29:16Off we go.
29:17Rain, rain, go away.
29:20Come again another day.
29:23All the children want to play.
29:26So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:30Hey, it worked.
29:31The rain stopped.
29:32We can go outside again.
29:34Ah!
29:35Splash!
29:37Ah, yuck.
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole.
29:40It's full of water.
29:42Oh.
29:43I am sitting in the middle of a rather muddy puddle with my bottom full of bubbles and my gumboots
29:54full of mud.
29:55While my stomach and my sweater go on slowly getting wetter as I very slowly settle to the bottom of
30:06the mud.
30:07And I find that what a person with a puddle around his middle thinks of mostly in the muddle is
30:14the muddiness of mud.
30:21It's rained all night and the yard's still wet, but I'll be okay, Mum, don't you fret.
30:28I'll dodge that puddle and that big muddy pool and I'll still be dry when I get to school.
30:34Then splat, sploosh!
30:37Ah, yuck, no!
30:40I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
30:44Mum, Mum, oh, please believe me.
30:48A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
30:51And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout, you know
31:00what Mum said?
31:02Into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
31:09Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
31:19Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
31:32Well, bye now, Mum, I will take care.
31:36I just had a look and that puddle's not there.
31:40I'm through the gate and I'm down the street, but I've scarcely gone more than 15 feet.
31:47But when splat, sploosh!
31:50Ah, yuck, no!
31:53I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
31:59Mum, Mum, oh, please believe me.
32:03A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
32:07And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout, what did
32:17Mum say?
32:18Into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
32:27Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
32:38Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
32:52This time I'm ready when I go out of the gate.
32:56I take three steps, then I stand and wait.
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump from behind the tree.
33:06And that muddy puddle steps out at me.
33:14Quick as a flash, in my pockets I grope and pull from each a cave of soap.
33:21Then splat, sploosh!
33:24Oh, yuck, yes, that big muddy puddle got a shop, I guess.
33:30Cause both bars hit, it went bubble, burp, burp, burp, burp, sploosh.
33:39Sploosh!
33:40It's about time somebody else got a wash.
33:52Hey, somebody, that's the bag down here.
33:57Oh, wow, it's got a juggling ball in it.
33:59Hey, maybe I could do some juggling for you.
34:01Here we go, knee juggling.
34:05Do you like it?
34:07What's wrong?
34:08Need another one?
34:11Hang on, we'll sort out two first.
34:13Does anybody know what you do with two balls?
34:15Yes.
34:16Oh, like that, oh, thank you very much.
34:19It's not working very well.
34:22Oh, you've got to throw them.
34:23Oh, thank you, throw them.
34:24No worries.
34:26One at a time.
34:28One at a time, oh.
34:31No?
34:33Oh, catch them.
34:34Oh, right, throw them and catch them.
34:35Got it now, throw them.
34:37No?
34:39Oh, they've got to change hands, oh, right.
34:41Throw them and catch them, and they change hands.
34:43Throw them.
34:47Oh, they change hands in the air.
34:48So I throw the yellow one up, where does it land?
34:50In the green one.
34:51In that.
34:52And throw the green one up, where does it land?
34:54Oh, now I've got it.
34:56Everybody nice and quiet.
34:57Here we go.
34:58You ready down this side?
35:01Hey, you're not supposed to laugh at this.
35:03Fitness is serious.
35:05No laughing this time.
35:06Everybody's serious.
35:10I'll try one more time.
35:12No laughing.
35:17Hey, I did it.
35:19Hey, if I can do two, maybe I can do three.
35:23Hang on, let's get three sorted out first.
35:26Ow!
35:26Oh, it's not funny.
35:29Something prickled my finger.
35:30Oh, look what it is.
35:32It's little Herbert the Hedgehog.
35:34Say g'day, Herbert.
35:37You want the proper introduction.
35:40Oh, all right then.
35:41Ladles and jelly spoons.
35:44Now, did I say something wrong?
35:47Yes.
35:48Jelly spoons.
35:49Lady.
35:50Oh, ladies.
35:51Oh, sorry.
35:51Ladies and jelly men.
35:57Ladies and gentlemen.
35:59Oh, sorry.
36:00Ladies and gentlemen.
36:03Poison girls.
36:04Now, did I get it wrong again?
36:08Boys.
36:09Oh, sorry.
36:10Ladies and gentlemen.
36:12Boys with curls.
36:14Now.
36:18Boys and girls.
36:19Oh, sorry.
36:19Ladies and gentlemen.
36:21Boys and girls.
36:22May I present Herbert.
36:23The world's only juggling hedgehog.
36:24You ready, Herb?
36:25You want them to count to three?
36:27Can you count to three?
36:29One, two, three.
36:32Not loud enough.
36:33Can you do it louder?
36:35One, two, three.
36:37Oh, crikey.
36:38I wish I'd never asked.
36:39Here we go.
36:40Ouch.
36:41Ouch.
36:42Oh, stop laughing.
36:44It's not funny.
36:45Ouch.
36:46Ouch.
36:47Oh, Herbert.
36:47You're a bit prickly for juggling with.
36:49Can I swap you over for another ball?
36:51Okay, then back in your little house.
36:53Say, bye, Herbert.
36:54Bye, Herbert.
36:55And, oh, there is indeed another ball in here.
36:58A red one.
36:59Let's see if they bounce.
37:00Hey, the red one does.
37:01The yellow one does.
37:02The green.
37:03Hey, terrific.
37:04I can do some bounce juggling.
37:05I go up in the air first.
37:07And then down on the ground.
37:09There's bouncy juggling.
37:11And back up in the air again.
37:13And, oh, mums and dads, if you want to learn to juggle four,
37:16you have to learn this trick.
37:17Two in one hand and two in the other.
37:20Only one minor problem.
37:22You've got to be able to do it in both hands at once, and I can't.
37:25But he did help me with this trick.
37:26Here's the cheats way of juggling three.
37:31Or this one.
37:32One up the middle.
37:33Whee.
37:34Whee.
37:35Or one over the top.
37:37Whee.
37:38Whee.
37:39Other side.
37:40Whee.
37:40Whee.
37:41Both sides at once.
37:43Whee.
37:43Whee.
37:44Whee.
37:44Whee.
37:45Whee.
37:45Hey, that reminds me of a song.
37:48When I was a wee-wee tot.
37:53That means a very small baby, a wee-wee tot.
37:57Mum put me on my wee-wee tot.
38:03That means exactly what you thought it meant.
38:07To see if I would wee or not.
38:12But to wee-wee, I would not.
38:17Wee-wee.
38:18Wee-wee.
38:19That's your bit.
38:20Wee-wee.
38:21Wee-wee.
38:22Because to wee-wee, I would not.
38:27Mum took me from my wee-wee pot.
38:31She put me in my wee-wee cot.
38:38And then I wee-wee quite a lot.
38:42Wee-wee.
38:43Wee-wee.
38:46Wee-wee.
38:48Wee-wee.
38:50Wee-wee.
38:51Wee-wee.
39:07Wee-wee.
39:09Oh, you canny shove your granny up a bus
39:14Push, push
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny up a bus
39:18Push, push
39:19Oh, you canny shove your granny
39:21Cause she's your mummy's mummy
39:23Oh, you canny shove your granny up a bus
39:26Push, push
39:28Singing
39:30Eye, eye, yippy, yippy, eye
39:32All together
39:33Singing eye, eye, yippy, yippy, eye
39:37Singing eye, eye, yippy, yippy
39:39Yippie, aye, aye.
39:40Yippie, yippie, aye, aye.
39:42Yippie, yippie, aye.
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school.
39:47Hi, Granny.
39:49We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:51Hi, Granny.
39:53We'll all go round to see her.
39:55We'll all go round to see her.
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:59Hi, Granny.
40:01Push, push.
40:02You got the idea.
40:05Singing, aye, aye.
40:07Yippie, yippie, aye. Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye. Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, aye. Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie,
40:18yippie, aye.
40:20Hey, anybody like ice cream here? Oh, me too. This time you go, yum, yum, when she gives you the
40:29ice cream. Are you ready?
40:32Yum, yum. Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go, yum, yum.
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go, yum, yum.
40:44She'll give us lots of ice cream, dirty flavoured ice cream.
40:48She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go, yum, yum.
40:51Hi, Granny. Push, push. Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
40:59Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye. Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:10I wonder if you could do a slurp this time. Do you know how to slurp?
41:15Well, you can't eat your custard with a pork.
41:32Yum, yum. Hi, Granny. Push, push.
41:51And I think this last verse is for the mums.
42:14Push, push.
42:17Push, push, push. Yum, yum.
42:19Hi, Granny. Push, push.
42:24Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
42:27Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
42:31Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie.
42:37And again.
42:38Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
42:40Singing aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
42:44Singing aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye,
42:47Yippy, yippy, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye,
42:51Yippy, aye
42:56And hey, this time, a song about a very strange camel.
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:03Five!
43:04Her name was Alice.
43:06Alice the camel had five humps.
43:10Alice the camel had five humps.
43:13Alice the camel had five humps.
43:17So go Alice, go boom, boom, boom.
43:21How many humps did she got this time?
43:23You make four humps there.
43:26Alice the camel has four humps.
43:29Alice the camel has four humps.
43:32Alice the camel has four humps.
43:35So go Alice, go boom, boom, boom.
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three!
43:42Alice the camel has three humps.
43:46Alice the camel has three humps.
43:49Alice the camel has three humps.
43:52So go Alice, go boom, boom, boom.
43:56Alice the camel has one humps.
43:57How many this time?
44:00Alice the camel has two humps.
44:04Alice the camel has two humps.
44:07Alice the camel has two humps.
44:10So go Alice, go boom, boom, boom.
44:14How many this time?
44:16Alice the camel has one humps.
44:27Alice the camel has one humps.
44:30So go, Alice, go, boom, boom, boom.
44:34How many this time?
44:36No humps.
44:37No humps.
44:38So here we go then.
44:39Alice the camel has no humps.
44:42Alice the camel has no humps.
44:46Alice the camel has no humps.
44:49Because Alice is a...
44:51A horse.
44:52A horse.
44:53Thank goodness you knew that.
44:55And, oh, a special song this time,
44:58I'm all about a bloke called Dr. Nickerbocka.
45:02Oh, you know that one.
45:04Oh, great.
45:05Here we go then.
45:06Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka, number nine.
45:11He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:22Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:25In order to get out, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
45:32Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka, number nine.
45:36He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
45:43Boom, boom.
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
45:46Boom, boom.
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:54Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:57In order to get out, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
46:04Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka, number nine.
46:08He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
46:12Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
46:14Hang on a minute.
46:15Last time I did this first, somebody went whoop-whoo in the audience.
46:19Whoop-whoo?
46:19Yeah.
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom and they...
46:22You won't go whoop-whoo, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief.
46:26Oh, nice audience, this one.
46:27They won't do it, Ian.
46:28It's all right.
46:30Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:32Whoop-whoo!
46:34Whoop-whoo!
46:35Did you hear something?
46:36I thought I heard something.
46:37I thought I did.
46:38Maybe it was our imagination.
46:39We'll be all right.
46:40Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:44Whoop-whoo!
46:46I think my imagination's getting louder.
46:51Now we've got the rhythm of the hips.
46:54Whoop-whoo!
46:56Very funny.
46:58I'm so embarrassed I don't know where to put my bottom.
47:03Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
47:06Boom, boom.
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
47:09Boom, boom.
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
47:13Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
47:17Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
47:20Last time.
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
47:27Doctor Nick-a-bocker Nick-a-bocker
47:30Love the night
47:35Oh, wow.
47:41Hey, thanks for having us at a concert.
47:43Oh, I'll say that again.
47:44Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Thanks for...
47:48Hang on a second.
47:49Having us...
47:50Thanks for having us at your concert.
47:52No.
47:53Thanks for...
47:58Oh, you've...
47:59Thanks for having us at my concert.
48:01Yeah!
48:01Oh, oh, I've got it right now.
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here.
48:08What a lovely audience.
48:10And, oh, got your clapping hands ready?
48:12We might finish with one last clapping song.
48:15Got your clapping hands ready?
48:16And we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:19Here we go.
48:37Here we go.
48:38Here we go.
48:39Here we go.
48:42Here we go.
48:44Here we go.
48:45Here we go.
48:46Here we go.
48:47Here we go.
48:48Here we go.
48:49Here we go.
48:50Here we go.
48:51Here we go.
48:51Here we go.
48:51Here we go.
48:51Here we go.
48:52Here we go.
48:52Here we go.
48:52Here we go.
48:52Here we go.
48:53Here we go.
49:14It's got elephants inside it.
49:16Goodness gracious me, I think we'd better try that ending again.
49:19You got your hands ready again?
49:40Oh, thank you for coming. Bye, everybody. Bye.
49:45Hey, where's Ruff-Tee-Tuff? Do you hear the children call?
49:51And playing hide-and-seek, he's the finest of them all.
49:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruff-Tee-Tuff-Tee.
50:00They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruff-Tee-Tuff-Tee.
50:04Ruff-Tee-Tuff-Tee runs around place, hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-Tee
50:10-Tuff-Tee.
50:11Ruff-Tee-Tuff-Tee runs around place, hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-Tee
50:16-Tuff-Tee.
50:24Ruff-Tee-Tuff-Tee runs around place, hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-Tee
50:29-Tuff-Tee.
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