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00:00I just need gas, honey.
00:02This gas stop took a disturbing turn
00:04as the cashier began to have a full-blown meltdown.
00:08When I walked in, she was already headed to the far cooler
00:11and I thought she had seen me go stand at the register.
00:14She just keeps on walking right into the cooler
00:16and then she just lets it out.
00:18Oh my God, now I know where I'm from!
00:22She comes back out and she sees me standing at the register
00:24and goes, what do you want?
00:26And I was like, I just need some gas.
00:28Where's that?
00:30I'm on pump 12.
00:31How much?
00:32I need 40 bucks.
00:33You got it.
00:35Can I please fall on the floor?
00:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39Which, uh...
00:42I'm so sorry.
00:43I'm just trying to get out of your hair for you.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:47Where is Keisha?
00:50Where is Nicole?
00:51I think she's on...
00:53Or she's on a mental psychiatric break.
00:56I need gas.
00:58Almost dead!
00:59The longer they waited, the stranger the situation got.
01:02So they called 911 to rush to help out.
01:05At that point, I'm like, I'm sorry I feel that way to go ahead.
01:07I still need some gas.
01:08She lets out like this huge sigh and walks behind the counter.
01:11The customer immediately clocks that something's like off.
01:14She walks back behind the register and into the cooler.
01:17And at that point, I was already hitting record
01:18because I didn't know how this was about to unfold.
01:21And I heard we've been standing there long enough to say that, honestly, I was about to wring myself out.
01:26Your gas is there!
01:27But it didn't...
01:28Oh, you got attacked!
01:30It's...
01:30Didn't...
01:31It didn't...
01:31It's always that!
01:32It didn't ever come up for me to boop it.
01:34You're on the wrong side.
01:36Okay, great.
01:37You know where I am.
01:38Yeah, I...
01:39Uh, yep, 100%.
01:41I know exactly where you're at.
01:43That's not mine, though.
01:44I know.
01:45Okay.
01:46I mean, if it gets me through it quicker, I'll buy that, too.
01:49Like, you gotta stop.
01:50I'll buy it, too.
01:51I just...
01:52Get...
01:53Again, with this?
01:54He just needed to get it.
01:55I just need gas.
01:57Okay.
01:58Good!
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00I just want some gas.
02:02And that stuff.
02:03Sure, I'll buy that, too.
02:04Is this yours or his?
02:06I could buy it.
02:07It's nobody's, but I'll buy it if it gets me through here.
02:10I'll go for it.
02:11I'm so sorry.
02:13And I will hug you in a second.
02:15I don't know.
02:1540 where?
02:16On pump 12.
02:18I know, right?
02:19Yep, I know.
02:20That's what happens when you put it...
02:23Stop!
02:25I didn't even do anything.
02:28Are you okay?
02:33You got a pen in there?
02:35Yeah, you do the same thing!
02:37I do, yeah.
02:39So 100% I do.
02:40Exactly!
02:41100%!
02:42So when are we going to have kids?
02:43Because I can't have them.
02:45I'm 50.
02:47I appreciate it.
02:48Do you feel relieved?
02:50All right, I'm 100%.
02:51Thank you so much.
02:52How would you have handled this situation?
02:55All right, thank you so much.
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